I'm always on the lookout for this type of model.
Did she call you any or all of the following with a certain relish?
F**kwit, A**hole, Sh*thead, T*sspot, Dumb*ss, B*g Boll*cks, D*rty F*cker, W*lly W*nker, Sm*lly A*se, Douchen*zzle, Ducon, Tonto del culo.