Ask Jawbs Almost Anything!

[Jawbs]

Let's get one of the most popular questions out of the way:

How did I meet Amber?
Family gatherings. That's about the only time I'd ever see my sister and feelings started to grow.

 

[FutureFrank]

I heard that shortly after leaving Special Forces, you were wrongly imprisoned for murdering a man in self-defense outside of a bar, and during a routine prisoner transfer via airplane involving yourself and a number of other dangerous convicts, the plane crashed and you guys had wacky misadventures.

Confirm/deny?

 

[Enon]

How many children did you rescue from flaming orphanages in your past life?

 

[Jawbs]

I heard that shortly after leaving Special Forces, you were wrongly imprisoned for murdering a man in self-defense outside of a bar, and during a routine prisoner transfer via airplane involving yourself and a number of other dangerous convicts, the plane crashed and you guys had wacky misadventures.

Confirm/deny?

No comment.

 

[Jawbs]

How many children did you rescue from flaming orphanages in your past life?

85

 

[Cypher_17]

So my friend was living in Reno, and somebody killed him, just to watch him die. Was it you?

 

[Jawbs]

So my friend was living in Reno, and somebody killed him, just to watch him die. Was it you?

If it was me, It wasn't me. Understand? Besides, he was planning on killing you. I couldn't let that happen.

 

[Cypher_17]

Oh well thanks, he was a bit of a dick anyway.

Do you silently judge all of us? (I know I do)

 

[Jawbs]

Do you silently judge all of us? (I know I do)

Nope. If I did, I would be a hypocrite. I enjoy porn and watching all of these hot ladies.

 

[Cypher_17]

Do you silently judge all of us? (I know I do)

Nope. If I did, I would be a hypocrite. I enjoy porn and watching all of these hot ladies.

Being a hypocrite is the way to go, although I respect your answer.

Next Q, why are you hidden?

 

[Elvine]

"Sooner or later I think you(Elvy), Cypher and Jobs are going to have a man threesome."

Do you agree with this statement?

 

[Jawbs]

Next Q, why are you hidden?

So Amber can't find me and lock me back up. It is much worse than you would expect. She accidentally the whole keyboard in my ass. I was testing some things out on the board and wanted to hide so if something broke I wouldn't be blamed.

 

[Jawbs]

"Sooner or later I think you(Ely), Cypher and Jobs are going to have a man threesome."

Do you agree with this statement?

I live my life by that statement.

 

[Cypher_17]

"Sooner or later I think you(Ely), Cypher and Jobs are going to have a man threesome."

Do you agree with this statement?

I do.

Next Q, why are you hidden?

So Amber can't find me and lock me back up. It is much worse than you would expect. She accidentally the whole keyboard in my ass. I was testing some things out on the board and wanted to hide so if something broke I wouldn't be blamed.

I see. This Amber sounds awful, maybe I'll come and save you one day.

 

[bawksy]

Why am I not invited into the mantrain?

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[Jawbs]

Why am I not invited into the mantrain?

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because you don't need an invitation to stick it in my caboose. I'm easy like that!

 

[Elvine]

mmm mansome :3some:

 

[Enon]

I came.

 

[Jawbs]

rcs-buttshake:

 

[Cypher_17]

We're accepting all comers!

 

[Snook]

are you at liberty to discuss you time in the USSOCOM , or can you even confirm your activity with that organization ?
do you like cupcakes?

 

[FutureFrank]

Do you know how it feels to be wanted?
Do you know how it FEELS to be wanted?
Do you know how it feels to be under the gun, on the run, having fun, when you're young, when you're so young, when you're young?

 

[Jawbs]

do you like cupcakes?

They are ok. I prefer a good chocolate chip cookie with a glass of milk. Great question, keep them coming!

 

[Jawbs]

Do you know how it feels to be wanted?
Do you know how it FEELS to be wanted?
Do you know how it feels to be under the gun, on the run, having fun, when you're young, when you're so young, when you're young?

You and me
Under the gun tonight
On the run
We're lost in the lime light
Don't think about nothin'
Because we're gonna get crazy

 

[FutureFrank]

Do you know how it feels to be wanted?
Do you know how it FEELS to be wanted?
Do you know how it feels to be under the gun, on the run, having fun, when you're young, when you're so young, when you're young?

You and me
Under the gun tonight
On the run
We're lost in the lime light
Don't think about nothin'
Because we're gonna get crazy

:love8:

 

[Snook]

do you like cupcakes?

They are ok. I prefer a good chocolate chip cookie with a glass of milk. Great question, keep them coming!

yes with ice cold milk

 

[pyrite1965]

are you at liberty to discuss you time in the USSOCOM , or can you even confirm your activity with that organization ?

I like cupcakes too.

 

[AmberCutie]

Quit stealing my lines, Jawbs. I am the original cupcake-liker here. See blog page.

 

[Cypher_17]

Quit stealing my lines, Jawbs. I am the original cupcake-liker here. See blog page.

Bitches don't know about my crumpets

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

Quit stealing my lines, Jawbs. I am the original cupcake-liker here. See blog page.

Bitches don't know about my crumpets

Mm.. Crumpets.