If I could swap sex for a day, I would.....

[IsabellaSnow]

Have a wank
pee standing up
try and write my name in snow while I pee
get a blowjob
Slap a girl in the face with my penis
have sex
watch porn
get a boner in a public place
measure my cock
strike up a conversation in a mens bathroom while peeing
Awkwardly complement another mans penis in a bathroom to freak them out
go out on a "lads" night
See how difficult it actually is to get sex as a guy
Have an arm wrestling competition
get kicked in the balls
Unsubtly stare at some boobs
Come onto some of my friends and check out their flirting skills

Um.... I'm sure I'll think of some other random things...

So, everyone else, what would you like to do if you changed sex for a day?
God I'd love to try a penis out for a day!

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Probably lock myself indoors and sit in a corner and shiver, waiting for the day to end. lol I'd be frightened to go out and have a bunch of INDIVIDUALS I'm not attracted to hit on me. lol

 

[Kunra9]

If I changed sex for a day, knowing my luck, I would be on my period.

But let's see:

I would try to get as much free shit from stupid guys as I possibly could (drinks, food, maybe even clothes or something)
I would nag several men to see if women just enjoy it
I would play with my boobs all day, probably my clitoris too
Try to pick up guys while being super awkward (Hi, I'm looking to have children, what do you say? I have a full blown breakout of genital herpes, you still in?)
I want to see if womens' restrooms are nicer than mens'
I would fart and poop in a very public place, just to prove it once and for all
Get laid but fake an orgasm
Tell all of my friends how small/big his dick was

I should have a larger list than this. I'll add more as I think of it

 

[rexcode]

Enjoy my "new model" status. :-D

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Get laid but fake an orgasm

Well if you were having sex with a guy I doubt you'd be having a real one, so go nuts!

 

[Kunra9]

Get laid but fake an orgasm

Well if you were having sex with a guy I doubt you'd be having a real one, so go nuts!

I see what you did there...

 

[LilyEvans]

If I changed sex for a day, knowing my luck, I would be on my period.

But let's see:

I would try to get as much free shit from stupid guys as I possibly could (drinks, food, maybe even clothes or something)
I would nag several men to see if women just enjoy it
I would play with my boobs all day, probably my clitoris too
Try to pick up guys while being super awkward (Hi, I'm looking to have children, what do you say? I have a full blown breakout of genital herpes, you still in?)
I want to see if womens' restrooms are nicer than mens'
I would fart and poop in a very public place, just to prove it once and for all
Get laid but fake an orgasm
Tell all of my friends how small/big his dick was

I should have a larger list than this. I'll add more as I think of it

Women's restrooms are DISGUSTING. That is a fact. Sometimes they will decorate them but don't let that fool you-- anyone who says women don't poop has clearly never been confronted with a dinosaur turd in a public bathroom.

 

[Nordling]

If I changed sex for a day, knowing my luck, I would be on my period.

But let's see:

I would try to get as much free shit from stupid guys as I possibly could (drinks, food, maybe even clothes or something)
I would nag several men to see if women just enjoy it
I would play with my boobs all day, probably my clitoris too
Try to pick up guys while being super awkward (Hi, I'm looking to have children, what do you say? I have a full blown breakout of genital herpes, you still in?)
I want to see if womens' restrooms are nicer than mens'
I would fart and poop in a very public place, just to prove it once and for all
Get laid but fake an orgasm
Tell all of my friends how small/big his dick was

I should have a larger list than this. I'll add more as I think of it

Women's restrooms are DISGUSTING. That is a fact. Sometimes they will decorate them but don't let that fool you-- anyone who says women don't poop has clearly never been confronted with a dinosaur turd in a public bathroom.

That's exactly what a lot of lady friends have told me over the years. Example: they say that many woman are afraid to actually sit on the toilet seat so they hover over it and often get pee or worse all over the seat and just leave it. lol

 

[Shaun__]

I would get a bunch of little candles and take a long bubble bath like the ones I see women on TV have. I would also go clothes shopping, so I could play dress up for the rest of the day. Then maybe a shower before bed to makes sure my breasts and lady bits were clean as possible.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Women's restrooms are DISGUSTING. That is a fact. Sometimes they will decorate them but don't let that fool you-- anyone who says women don't poop has clearly never been confronted with a dinosaur turd in a public bathroom.

LOL..."Dinosaur Turd"...okay that was a drink out the nose squirt, you got me, well done LOL
Always had the silly guy superstition that women's bathrooms had couches and big screen TV's on the walls. While men bathrooms are like soccer matches, no one wants to use their hands, so they can avoid getting any of the "wild, nasty, funk" on themselves

 

[AllisonWilder]

Women's restrooms are DISGUSTING. That is a fact. Sometimes they will decorate them but don't let that fool you-- anyone who says women don't poop has clearly never been confronted with a dinosaur turd in a public bathroom.

LOL..."Dinosaur Turd"...okay that was a drink out the nose squirt, you got me, well done LOL
Always had the silly guy superstition that women's bathrooms had couches and big screen TV's on the walls. While men bathrooms are like soccer matches, no one wants to use their hands, so they can avoid getting any of the "wild, nasty, funk" on themselves

Some women's bathrooms have little couches, powder room area type set-ups, but that's usually the room you walk into before you hit the room with the stalls. Women's bathrooms are just as gross as men's bathrooms, if not more so.

 

[Nordling]

Women's restrooms are DISGUSTING. That is a fact. Sometimes they will decorate them but don't let that fool you-- anyone who says women don't poop has clearly never been confronted with a dinosaur turd in a public bathroom.

LOL..."Dinosaur Turd"...okay that was a drink out the nose squirt, you got me, well done LOL
Always had the silly guy superstition that women's bathrooms had couches and big screen TV's on the walls. While men bathrooms are like soccer matches, no one wants to use their hands, so they can avoid getting any of the "wild, nasty, funk" on themselves

Some women's bathrooms have little couches, powder room area type set-ups, but that's usually the room you walk into before you hit the room with the stalls. Women's bathrooms are just as gross as men's bathrooms, if not more so.

Yes, for many years I worked at a corporation where the women's restrooms had an anteroom/lounge between the main hall and the actual lavatory. Many women would eat lunch in the lounge. Sadly, sometime in the 70s, during the ERA (Equal Rights Amendment) voting, and after some whiny men claimed they should get lounges too, they remodeled all the women's rooms and removed the lounges.

The concept of the lounge was so women who were having a very painful period could have a place to lie down for a bit.

 

[Just Me]

Now, is this a complete swap? Mind and all? I will over think this I know :lol:

I would like the mind swap to get a better idea how the better half thinks. But if the mind was changed I don't suppose I would think any differently than a normal woman. If just a physical change I am not sure if I could use that to my advantage. Fuck it, I have no clue what I would do. :lol:

 

[Kradek]

get kicked in the balls

No need to get kicked. Just accidentally pinch or rub one the wrong way, wait a sec with the inevitable, "did I just...", followed by the "oh crap I did, fuck, ow ow ow...".

 

[Mirra]

If I *could* swap sex for a day, I would choose not to do so. No thank you. If I had to, I would probably see if I had better luck picking up chicks as a chick... yeah. Of course I'd have to masturbate at least once as a woman to see how it compares. Otherwise, I'd be looking forward to the time expiring on that transformation.

 

[LadyLuna]

If I *could* swap sex for a day, I would choose not to do so. No thank you. If I had to, I would probably see if I had better luck picking up chicks as a chick... yeah. Of course I'd have to masturbate at least once as a woman to see how it compares. Otherwise, I'd be looking forward to the time expiring on that transformation.

From some female friends I have, gay chicks have just as hard a time picking up other gay chicks and straight men have picking up straight chicks.

I'm guessing that a gay man who's not being too picky about who he sleeps with has as easy a time finding a partner as a straight woman who's not being picky.

Of course, those of us who are picky have a hard time finding any partner, because, well, we're picky.

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Only one day hm? I think I'd walk around in public and enjoy the lack of fear at being hit on by random men. And find out what having a dick feels like, in every way I possibly can (said this way, cause some of them require another person being willing). I'd have to call up my best friend to see if she was willing to experiment with me... hopefully I'd have some warning so I can call her before I change, since she won't believe it's really me.

 

[southsamurai]

aside from the obvious sexual stuff, which would probable take me at least a half a day to explore even to a minimum, i mean a whole new set of sensations and pieces parts to feel? thats just fun to me. if it was for a set amount of time i would love to have the experience! solo and with partners i would have to feel all of it.

past that though most of the differences between male and female are physical, so exploring the rest would be easy. go shopping for the absolute finest clothing i could get my hands on would be my first. women have such a wonderful variety of fabrics and colors and styles they get to play with on a socially acceptable level. then would come experimentation with my favorite foods and drink to see if i perceived them differently with my new form.

that all of course assumes a very short time in a woman's form. if i had longer, say months or years? well then you get to go through the monthly cycle a few times, understand it and adapt to it from the inside, which might seem and be unpleasant, would certainly be mind blowing. yes i just said that given the chance i would go through a period or several lol. as long as i knew i could come back to my lovely ( if miniscule) penis and balls, i'd do it in a heartbeat. i hope like hell that if given enough time i could experience pregnancy and childbirth as well. yeah, its hell on earth, absolute misery, but damn if it isnt one of the most powerful and wonderful things a human can experience as well. sign me up for a one time deal!

 

[Jessi]

Creep the locker room at the gym?

 

[Rose]

I'd do exactly three things:
*a helicopter
*masturbate
*attempt to get a blowjob or get laid, either or both is fine

 

[camstory]

Yes I would, where do I sign up? :-D

 

[RedHerby]

I*attempt to get a blowjob or get laid, either or both is fine

aha, using the word "attempt" is good here As man you need to work hard and invest a lot to make that happen, one day is to short to accomplish such an ambitious target.

 

[LuckySmiles]

Hmmmm.... How big's my dick?
oh wait... I forgot... that ....uh...wouldn't...uh....matter... :whistle:

 

[Red7227]

I*attempt to get a blowjob or get laid, either or both is fine

aha, using the word "attempt" is good here As man you need to work hard and invest a lot to make that happen, one day is to short to accomplish such an ambitious target.

There are ladies of negotiable affection that can assist with this.

 

[Rose]

I*attempt to get a blowjob or get laid, either or both is fine

aha, using the word "attempt" is good here As man you need to work hard and invest a lot to make that happen, one day is to short to accomplish such an ambitious target.

Not necessarily, but I just think the attempt would be fun to see if I'd be any better than I am now. My record stands at 9/10 rejection rate so I couldn't really get any worse as a dude.

 

[NikkiBlossom]

I'm going to be black with a dick. Thats already winning half the battle. :lol:

 

[LailaBaise]

I'm going to be black with a dick. Thats already winning half the battle. :lol:

ha!
edit: I would probably try and get a blow job off a lovely big gorgeous gay guy.

 

[DudeExtreme]

Walk in front of Isabella Dude and see if I could get picked up on and maybe go on a date.
Check with Megan to see if she wants to go on a girls night out.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I*attempt to get a blowjob or get laid, either or both is fine

aha, using the word "attempt" is good here As man you need to work hard and invest a lot to make that happen, one day is to short to accomplish such an ambitious target.

Mmm I don't think that's true. As a woman I am a genius at pulling both guys and girls, I also know how women work, what turns us on, what kinds of guys we like and what kinds of girls are the ones who like giving head/having lots of sex. Oh and don't forget, if I were a guy I'd be seriously hot. You only have to look as far as my brother and father to realise that the male genes in my family=very good looking people. I don't think as a guy I'd have any trouble pulling women.
I think sure, it would be harder to sleep with a woman than a man, but then there's also the fact that most men are not hot. Most men are average or even ugly. A lot of girls are very hot, and not just because of make up. Women generally are the fairer sex. And women are much better in bed than guys. So sure, as a woman I have a lot higher a chance of having bad sex with an average looking man, but as a man you have a lot higher a chance of having amazing sex with a hot woman, because there are so many more of them, it's just statistics.

 

[southsamurai]

but then there's also the fact that most men are not hot. Most men are average or even ugly. A lot of girls are very hot, and not just because of make up. Women generally are the fairer sex. And women are much better in bed than guys. So sure, as a woman I have a lot higher a chance of having bad sex with an average looking man, but as a man you have a lot higher a chance of having amazing sex with a hot woman, because there are so many more of them, it's just statistics.

hey! i happen to be uber hot! and speaking for the rest of the male population, we cant help it if we have arrdvarks in our pants instead of orchids! lmao!

 

[LadyLuna]

but then there's also the fact that most men are not hot. Most men are average or even ugly. A lot of girls are very hot, and not just because of make up. Women generally are the fairer sex. And women are much better in bed than guys. So sure, as a woman I have a lot higher a chance of having bad sex with an average looking man, but as a man you have a lot higher a chance of having amazing sex with a hot woman, because there are so many more of them, it's just statistics.

hey! i happen to be uber hot! and speaking for the rest of the male population, we cant help it if we have arrdvarks in our pants instead of orchids! lmao!

Prove it! gotta be live on camera though, a picture can come from anywhere. Or... you could do a fansign picture? YES! That would work. You need to write "Hey ACF, this is southsamurai". No getting a friend to do it.

I just like looking at hot men...