The status of your apparatus

[Mila_]

THE STATUS OF YOUR APPARATUS
A poem by Mila_

The status of your apparatus
is not of our concern
there are better things to talk about
than girth and size and length

There's a rainbow out the window
and the results of that football game
all are better subjects than
to which side it does bend

Religion, money, politics
will surely get you banned
but even those are preferable
to say you are circumcised

A tic tac you would say
puts your manhood to shame
Some kinks are worse than that
just don't put yours in our chat

And when you are about to blow a load
the biggest yet to date
if you can't keep your mouth shut
put it on a tipnote for god's sake

The status of your apparatus
is not of our concern
I am sure it's big and stiff and warm
just keep it to yourself

 

[AudriTwo]

"there are better things to talk about
than girth and size and length "


i feel this so much

 

[Mila_]

ALL TOKENS ARE GOOD
A poem by Mila_

They ask me if size matters
I tell them with delight
A difference doesn’t make
To me every tip is heaven sized

When you give out a token
To make a model smile
The whole room is revived
And karma pays you back

Some tips are very big
And others are quite small
But if you know the trick
Your tips you do not stall

When tips come down a-pouring
And the yellow names pile up
We get ourselves a crown or two
And a ticket show is due

….Because….

Every token is sacred
Every token is great
No tokens are wasted
When hanging with the bears

Every token is wanted
Every token is good
Every token is needed
To put me in the mood

Every token is useful,
every token is fine
The Marmy needs everybodies
tokens: mine, and mine, and mine.

 

[OldHippy]

I think we have found our poet laureate.

How can we make this official?

 

[avemaria_]

thanks!

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Every token is sacred
Every token is great
No tokens are wasted
When hanging with the bears

Every token is wanted
Every token is good
Every token is needed
To put me in the mood

Every token is useful,
every token is fine
The Marmy needs everybodies
tokens: mine, and mine, and mine.

Reading this reminds me of...

 

[Danigirl]

Can I chime in? Stuck at the hair salon...


Ooooooh you want me to guess the size?
Is it fat and thick shall I surmise?
I love them all kinds and every shape!
Can it make my mouth gape?



When you show me your bulbous appreciation,
For my sweet little cam show creation,
It makes my mouth water and things get wet.
How much wetter can this wet girl get?



I hear the sound of sweet cha-ching coming in-
The blood rushes as euphoria releases within.
That’s it! Just like that! I love it!
Keep showing me the love, every bit!





Every time a large one comes my way,
It makes me smile and say
Thank you for your huge gift of token!
You made my mouth drop open!



Did you think I was referring to your dick?
Don’t be stupid, only your brain is thick.
I’ve sadly seen your penis-average at best.
Surely not the 12” cock grays always attest.



Oh, you want me to know you’re stroking?
Please tell me you’re joking
To think I give a shit-You haven’t sent tribute my way
No freeloaders! “Dirty talk in tip notes” I say.



So let this be a lesson for your dick.
No one but a lover wants to see that pic. The only thing that wets my thighs
Is a swelling token bank before my eyes.

 

[AudriTwo]

We should have a poetry camming related thread because I'm digging this. *Snaps*

 

[cordltx]

this is gold, i'm crying