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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    I hope no blonds are offended by this. Remember, it is just a joke. One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten.. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
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    MFC Question

    Thank you all for your responses.
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    MFC Question

    I often get PMs from random models when I log onto MFC. It seems that most of the messages are mostly from low cam score South American models. Where do they get my user name from to PM me? A lot of the times I am not in another model's room so they can't get my info from there. I'm just curious...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening AER LINGUS flight from Dublin the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew in her lovely Irish brogue nervously made the following painful announcement... “Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
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    Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small .22 cal Beretta Pistol: This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What's the smallest caliber that you...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    I used to play poker regularly... Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day, and both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven The Angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without s.x for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was...
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    Whats your favorite type of Gin?

    none
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    Pancakes

    https://www.today.com/food/peeps-launches-8-new-flavors-spring-t123539
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Joe rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk...
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    Jokes - post em' if ya got em'

    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor... came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat...
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    Subject: YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training at Fort Polk, Louisiana, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day...
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