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Welcome possible lady and gentlemen
To my musical fuck fort
James, James To the Webb to the scope
He’s hornier than your youth group leader or the pope
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First and foremost
tell your fake wife i said hi!
Only join Fan Club if you want to see my pee pee Wee wee dummy ass thick birthday party clown penis
with the cotton candy ass balls
used to be a weather man but i got fired
because all i did was predict clouds all day
mother fucker hell yeah
i shoot you a swallow for a follow
i get along well with the gays and the bi's
more open as a whole than straight guys
more accepting as a hole
a little more damaged as a beautiful blown out hole
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you are a fucking retard (seriously)
Im a straight guy waiting for his sugar daddy
Strokin' for the Token
COIN OPERATED, SHOWER ME WITH TOKENS
In my musical fuck fort
gonna start a fuckin chatter band
Let’s play some musical dicks
Skin flute , the hanging sax and the male organ
Today's special is
trouser snake smothered in underwear
Pube salad sandwich (disclaimer: not a real fucking item)
check out my menu
Flex the fuckin ' guns
Flex Chest and Biceps
10 pushups of the non-cock variant
20 pushups
Tacos
Jarritos
Burrito
Torta
Quesadilla
put my feet up and and twiddle my widdle toes
Sit next to you at bible study
Cum on your pixelated face
buy my Undies, great price ( includes shipping )
I wear these fuckers for like 4 days
(Sometimes longer)
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Buy Something nice for me, i deserve it
Everyones welcome here I really don’t mind you pervin
wink at you with my brown eye
We can video chat off site, real nice like
Just you and I and my stupid birthday party clown penis
Yeah he’s a little shy
Dont ask to see him limp
I mean, come on guys
First grow, then show and always in that order
now stroke em if you got em boys
and possibly a girl or two in the chat... maybe? no? ok&
the james webb scope show
starring joshy 5 2 9
smokey lassie
leo lust
hard dick cliff
connie cooter
Hung one eight inches
Alexis angel
Randy loves what again?
Oh how could I forget
That’s my fuckin’ homie
Name is randy loves dick
Paperback novel
alfred hardcock
Boys chill 6
Woody, woody woody gang
Stella you duh
Alex is angel
Straight fat cock hunter
Cloudy straight chaser
we gonna pull up at your spot
doin hot rails off the tail gate
Ice cold white claw
Oh shit here comes Holler
Talk pussy, he knows baseball
And he’s never tipping always asking for me to rip my Hanes t-shirt
Or wear it in the shower, he’s cool though he just aint getting shit
C A dixon
C A Virgo
Jeffery mother fucking see
Canadian lone wolf, pathetic painslut
Funs uh 2 , my biggest fan, my boyfriend
Why die mun and Gary fucking inks
dont forget rockfag
hes comin for you
he'll knock you out and suck your dick
His name is fuckin ROCKFAG!
special guest appearance
chai nova and degenerate saint
were one big masterbating family
in my musical fuck fort
and were gonna start a chatter band
in case youre wondering yes ill play the keyboard with my penis
Kneel and bob to the beat
Then ill trim-bone you down
here on chaturbate dot com
so sit back and stroke it
if youre a woman let me poke it
come to chico, california and
sit right on this cock
I got banned from only fans, god damn I’ll have to try another site
Yo im straight but hey, we just might be gay for pay
shoot me an offer highest bidder gets the private
saving ryan's privates behind the scenes
make sure you bring an 8 ball or at least a teener
we gonna blow some clouds on our weiners
cloudiest mother fucker on this bitch
prove me wrong
im obscured by clouds
sometimes you cant even see my dong
mine is allen lets do this
forecast is cloudy indoors all year long baby
CLOUDY INDOORS ALL YEAR LONG
strokin for the token fuck yeah
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING GAY
BUT THATS OK
BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE OPEN AS A HOLE THAN STRAIGHT GUYS
MORE ACCEPTING ASS A HOLE THAN STRAIGHT GUYS
AND
MORE DAMAGED AS A BEAUTIFUL blown out mother fucking HOLE
Get it I’m talking’ about a butthole
Not mine though never mine.

