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  1. lordmagellan

    Boyfriend Attacked Over Bad Sex

    I had a similar thought. Not about beating up guys for bad sex, but the hitachi thing...
  2. lordmagellan

    Unusual hobbies?

    When I'm on the toilet, if I don't have anything interesting to read, I compose poetry or limericks about my current activity. I write potty poetics and I call them "Stool Samples." They were birthed in an art gallery that had a notebook in the bathroom for people to write while in the same...
  3. lordmagellan

    Couples as customers

    Or it may have been a six year old. Kids today are severely lacking in manners.
  4. lordmagellan

    Couples as customers

    In defense of the male gender (some of us aren't that shitty, really, I know a guy): it could have been super douchey females posing as males in your room. Also Wha--??
  5. lordmagellan

    Hentai Porn... am I alone in loving this?

    I went with other because opinion is "nope, and you're still a weirdo." :lol: I like weirdos. But on the subject I just like animated porn. Hell, I've watched Lego porn- it was entertaining but didn't get me "there." I tried hentai, but found the big, glossy, Britney Spears, vacant eyes...
  6. lordmagellan

    threesome double-standard?

    Perhaps the question should read "Is it hypocritical...?" Personally, I say not really; but it depends on the situation. Like others have said, if the couple is fine with the arrangement, then all is well. If one or the other is pushing to have it their way and only their way, to please only...
  7. lordmagellan

    What were the chances of this happening?

    Are you going to be one of those moms who dresses her kid in so much winter clothing the little guy can't move his arms?
  8. lordmagellan

    Mayan Doomsdayers

    I'll be sad to see it go. But I think I'll love watching.
  9. lordmagellan

    Mayan Doomsdayers

    I have it on good authority that the Mayans were in actuality predicting the fall of a place called Jengalopolis. That's what I heard, anyway. The source is reputable, I believe.
  10. lordmagellan

    What were the chances of this happening?

    There have long been stories of children being carried off by large birds. I remember seeing a couple photos in magazine years ago of a large bird grabbing a kid in Mongolia or China (around there). Not to say they weren't doctored. But then there's always the goat droppers: not for the faint...
  11. lordmagellan

    Made me feel good

    I figure with all the shit going on, we could use that feeling and remind ourselves that no, everyone is not out to get us and there are people who genuinely give a shit about humanity. I haven't seen it posted, but then I didn't heavily search it out either. If it is a repost, well, look again...
  12. lordmagellan

    Most BIZARRE movies!

    I thought I'd posted here before.... Whatever. Visitor Q. Takashi Miike. Just...fuckin' balls to the wall insane. I want to watch it agian...
  13. lordmagellan

    Members- When did you last have sex?

    With another human? Sunday; which isn't quite last week. That's the last time I saw the wife and one of us wasn't either asleep or getting ready for work while the other was going to bed.
  14. lordmagellan

    Instagram users your pictures now can be sold...

    Since I first read about Facebook collecting information from users, I've been waiting to see if they use anything from me. I use it for dick jokes, fart jokes, masturbation stories, stories about embarrassing the wife, shit jokes, more fart jokes, necrophilia jokes, keeping up with friends, and...
  15. lordmagellan

    So you think YOU hate spiders?

    It's not a matter of being insane, lots of spiders have markings to mimic other, more dangerous spiders. Not sure exactly what you want help with: identification, removal, extermination? I like to go here for identification- http://www.whatsthatbug.com/ For removal I go to my kitchen and fetch a...
  16. lordmagellan

    So you think YOU hate spiders?

    Happy momma I found by my door when I came home one night. Forgot to add. I couldn't tell you how many babies she was carrying on her back. She was so pretty. And, yes, this is an image of life to counter Just_me's horrific depiction of death.....which is also a depiction of life for the wasp, I...
  17. lordmagellan

    Elementary School Shooting In Connecticut

    Because nothing could wrong with that scenario.
  18. lordmagellan

    Britain's Adult Babies

    I have a penis. Seeing them doesn't really affect me. Besides, I kinda like seeing people enjoy themselves. And it was a new experience so I was more intrigued than anything else. He had only pissed, by the way. The girl changing him doesn't deal with shitty diapers.
  19. lordmagellan

    Britain's Adult Babies

    Far as I know, ABDL isn't usually sexual in nature. That isn't to say some aren't turned on when getting changed; I've witnessed a friend having an erection while being changed, but nothing came of it (Pun intended!). And not all of them go so far as to shit themselves, though, that may have...
  20. lordmagellan

    Netflix anti-suggestions

    I believe you mean Rubber, and it was awesome. It was a wonderful exercise in absurdity and they tell you this right out the gate. I rather enjoyed Dead Girl. The main guy was a whiney emo shit, but other than that, it was the most original take on the living dead genre I've seen. This is a...
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