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  1. CaptPants

    BUTT PARTY!

    BUTT PARTY!
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    ~what SONG(Z) are you currently obsessed with?~

    Rick and Morty fans, ahoy! JUDGE ME IF YE WISH.
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    Worst date you have ever had

    In the same boat here, ees okay! I mean...no, I haven't gone out on girls' night with your sister, but the one-person date-thing (and only a couple dates at that) happens to apply to me, too. I'm terrified I can't tell a worst-date story, though, because it's possible I might have been the worst...
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    What is the spiciest food you have ever had?

    I'm basically the sort of person who'll catch a whiff of a packet of Taco Bell mild sauce, then transform into an exceptionally whiny Fire Elemental. I...don't like heat. >.>
  5. CaptPants

    Chart your Sex Map - and show us!

    http://www.humansexmap.com/showmap.php? ... 2.55882903 So much purple...so little green/red *blush* VIRGIN ALERT
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    The 40 Day No Fap Challenge

    Day nineteen. I don't know how I'm doing this. Testes are hard as osmium, and my inner thighs have gone hypersensitive - no more corduroy for me, not that I was wearing much in a Florida summer. I swear I'll have PTSD once this is over, and I'm probably going to blast like a railgun and take...
  7. CaptPants

    Bad Dates

    Lobsteak = always welcome. That being said, I'd be physically incapable of putting up with that threshold of creepitude - my stomach, esophagus, and, uh, anus would immediately seal shut indefinitely. >.< Anyway, I've had so few romantically-oriented date-thingies that I don't have much of a...
  8. CaptPants

    Fetishes

    My fetish interests are vague as I only really have experience in the Single Player / Campaign mode in the Game of Sexytimes - I haven't had a chance to try Multiplayer yet. That being said...um...*blush*...I thiiink I have a bit of a watersports interest? I'm pretty sure a couple people may...
  9. CaptPants

    What is on your mind right NOW

    I think I'm drunk on terrifying mashups.
  10. CaptPants

    Exxxotica Ft. Lauderdale 5/31-6/2 - Who's going?

    Ffffff...still attempting to achieve EPIC WORK HAX to make it, but outlook rather nope.
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    The 40 Day No Fap Challenge

    Day...what is this, thirteen? I can't tell any more, time's starting to blur and I'm losing focus on this mortal plane...gah! MY TESTES ARE A MAELSTROM OF SQUIGGLY FURY ...*ahem* Also, Aella, I've never been in your MFC room but your silliness throughout this topic has more than won you a...
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    The 40 Day No Fap Challenge

    ...dammit, hooooow do you knooooow of my voooooooice... >.> As far as fapping's concerned, I...guess I just never got around to it? I spent most of my life terrified of sex (and, to be frank, I'm still rather thrown off by it at twenty-four) so I didn't really know what I was missing until I...
  13. CaptPants

    sexy tummy love...

    Thanks! I just have problematically low self-esteem, so I appreciate the support. :3
  14. CaptPants

    The 40 Day No Fap Challenge

    I didn't aaaactually fap for the first time until the summer after my second year of college (I was nineteen). Since then, I've...more than made up for lost time. That being said, SURE, I'M IN. This will probably result in me recording *far* too many utterly inane songs and stories - on the...
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    Jehovah's Witnesses Ft. 50 Cent

    Saw this a couple weeks ago on tumblr, but I will watch it AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN On a similar note, here's MC Hammer featuring Mormon Jesus:
  16. CaptPants

    Anal Sex

    *ahem* I feel as though this song may cover my feelings well enough.
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    Who here has never shown their naughty parts on cam?

    Ah. Aha. AHAHA. PFFFFT--- *ahem* No, I've never done this. >.>
  18. CaptPants

    When "Camgirls" Spam Camgirls

    Something tells me the last name "McDerpowitz" is of strained ethnic origin. *blink*
  19. CaptPants

    THE WORD GAME :)

    Barracuda
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    Do you like rough sex

    I can't really vote on this...because of...reasons. >.>
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