Caught With His Pants Down... Campers Beware

[Bocefish]

Black bear attacks 65 year old camper dude on outhouse shitter while doing his morning constitution.

There's a video of his wounds here:

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... ttack?lite

He's damn lucky his buddy was there and had a gun. Black bears rarely attack people but when they do they wanna eat your ass along with the rest of ya.

Fatal Black Bear Attacks Rare But Rising

Data reveals human population growth is accompanied by an increase in deadly bear attacks
May 29, 2011

SUNDAY, May 29 (HealthDay News) -- Attacks by North American black bears on humans are rare, but they appear to be rising as the human population of the United States and Canada increases, new research finds.

The study, published recently in the Journal of Wildlife Management, also dispels the myth that the most dangerous bears to encounter are mothers with cubs to protect. Researchers reveal that lone male black bears hunting people as a potential source of food are to blame for the growing number of deadly maulings.

 

[lordmagellan]

That's much funnier if you read it as a straight man's first trip to a gay bar.

Seriously, though, this is why I always shut the door, view be damned. The bear may have been telling him to not stink up his woods. They don't have voices we understand- we can't know.

Alright I can't be serious. Up to the point the bear gets shot, it reads like something out of the John Candy movie, The Great Outdoors.