Fun with Vegetables!

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Mama always said "don't play with your vegetables!"....and judging by how often the "recreational use" of vegetables seems to come up within the forums, it is obvious that not everybody was listening.... :lol: SOOOOOO, I just thought since we all LOVE to play with our vegi's so much, they deserve their very own thread. Whether it be vegetable insertions, ingestions, imagery, or even GARDENING TIPS...let's rejoice in the vegi's bb's! :mrgreen:

THE penis cucumber might look good enough to eat but to 35-year-old Iren Harsca, from Esztergom, Hungary, it is too good for your sandwich. She says that on the point of emasculating the vegetable, she looked again:
“Then I realised what it was. It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn’t have the heart to cut it up.”

Nor eat it? Mr Harsca is considered something of the medical marvel…

http://www.anorak.co.uk/252651/strange-but-true/penis-cucumber-is-too-good-to-eat.html/

I better throw in some carrots for good measure...:hello2:



If you are thinking sexy thoughts (sinner!) right about now, its not your fault. Blame it on the vegi's... :shock:

"MUSLIM Bans Women From Touching ‘PENIS SHAPED’ Foods In Case They AROUSE Them"

An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any ‘sexual thoughts’.
The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables ‘resemble the male penis’ and could arouse women or ‘make them think of sex,’ in a story reported on Egyptian news website Bikya Masr.http://tumfweko.com/2011/12/12/musl...-penis-shaped-foods-in-case-they-arouse-them/

*I will admit that I have humped on a cucumber before, though I wouldn't go so far to blame the cucumber for my sin...alright, I am done for now. Ciao! :handgestures-salute:

 

[Rose]

At first I loled. Then after reading about those poor women I felt sad. :crybaby: They can't even diddle with fruits and veggies. Poor girls. :icon-cry:

 

[Bocefish]

:whistle:

 

[Michael_G]

Cant help but giggle when you see butternut squash. :-D

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Cant help but giggle when you see butternut squash. :-D

 

[LadyLuna]

Cant help but giggle when you see butternut squash. :-D

Reading a thread about veggies...

see a cute kitty

SQUEE!

 

[Bocefish]

About the only thing petards are good for is sexy ads.

 

[Shaun__]

Bananas are a very lusty fruit, and I can understand how women could be led astray by being allowed to handle them.

 

[Rose]

This thread is making me hungry!

 

[Rosemary]

At first I

But then I

 

[Rose]

Now I really am hungry! *drool*

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

At first I

But then I

YES YES YES! Totally hot Rosemary! Wait, I have an idea...how's a deep throat broccoli show sound bb's? (I'll bring the broccoli... )

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

About the only thing petards are good for is sexy ads.

I have never heard of a "petard" in my life! :lol: