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So I have a funny story for you all. The other day thought to myself, "I am going to do it. I am going to go into the adult store and buy a toy." I had picked what I wanted out online and everything. So I walk in (after playing pokemon go outside for ages) and this it what happens.
Clerk gives me a weird look
Me; I'm am looking for a joke present for my mum (I have no idea why my brain thought that was the thing I should say)
him; we have anal beads, butt plugs.... (he basically takes me through to look at every item while describing how my mother could use them D: )
Me; I'll just grab these and tell her they are clip on earrings (Butterfly nipple clamps. I cant use them as I have had breast surgery recently..... I just wanted to get out of there and commit to the buy)
I think if the guy was less creepy it may have gone differently but I think I might just shop online instead. He also kept calling me Sparkles.
Does anyone have a funny or entertaining prude-like story?
Clerk gives me a weird look
Me; I'm am looking for a joke present for my mum (I have no idea why my brain thought that was the thing I should say)
him; we have anal beads, butt plugs.... (he basically takes me through to look at every item while describing how my mother could use them D: )
Me; I'll just grab these and tell her they are clip on earrings (Butterfly nipple clamps. I cant use them as I have had breast surgery recently..... I just wanted to get out of there and commit to the buy)
I think if the guy was less creepy it may have gone differently but I think I might just shop online instead. He also kept calling me Sparkles.
Does anyone have a funny or entertaining prude-like story?
