The ABCs of Amber (or the Dictionary of Amber)

[Jason314]

The following images have been taken from the forums (thank you, posters), YouTube (thank you, Amber), or the free chat portion (thank you, Amber, again). None of these images have been taken from private or purchased pictures (unless they were on the forum, in which case I cannot discern the origin).

I now present... the ABCs of Amber. Or the dictionary of Amber. I haven't quite decided what to call it yet. Be aware that I was unable to procure proper images for everything, but it's just like a real dictionary in that sense. Many of these images had to have been cropped today because I never really got around to cropping them before.

So, we will begin from the beginning and see how this goes. Sorry, there's no formatting, but I might get around to that later.

 

[Jason314]

Amber – A very nice person, both in personality and looks. The object of many people’s Internet affections, Amber is a shining light in many people’s days.


Brown – The colour of Amber’s hair. Despite it appearing a bit redder on some days, Amber insists that it’s brown.


Cutie – Perhaps self-proclaimed, but few can actually argue that the suffix of Amber’s user name is false.


Dancing – A talent that has caused many to salivate, or give out tips.

 

[Jason314]

Eating – A reminder that Amber is human. Eating is necessary to regain or retain energy for activities such as dancing.


Fan – Can be used to describe an object with spinning blades to move the air to help cool the area down. In Amber’s case, she’s so hot, the fan is probably not doing its job.


Gaming – Amber is a gamer as well. She plays World of Warcraft with multiple characters, and has shown us her WoW skills on cam.


Hello Kitty – A cute bipedal white furred cat with big eyes and no visible mouth, and one of Amber’s favourite collectibles. The words Hello Kitty are also written on Amber’s bed.

 

[Jason314]

Internet – Required to post on the forums, as well as see Amber on cam.

Jawbs – Amber’s husband, and touted by many of Amber’s followers as the luckiest guy in the world.

Kiss – The act of puckering up lips and making a smacking noise. A socially acceptable way to show affection in many parts of the world.


Laughter – Used in social settings to communicate extreme happiness. Known as the best medicine according to the saying.

 

[Jason314]

Mega May – May was the month in which Amber was aiming to be in the top 5 for the cam site’s ranking in terms of tokens obtained within the month. After maintaining top 5 early in the month, Amber’s aim shifted to the number one spot. She began working longer hours to see if she could attain this goal. She definitely got some insanely high tips near the end of the month.

Naked – Being without clothes to cover private parts of the body.


Oil – Used as a lubricant, as well as provide a lustrous shine on the body, Amber’s oil shows have really made a dreamy impression in many viewers’ minds. Can also be used to describe a cooking ingredient for food to entice flavour and prevent burning of the food.


Pillow – An inanimate object found in the room which takes tips on Amber’s behalf when Amber leaves the room without setting her status to “Away”.

 

[Jason314]

QWERTY Keyboard – The model of keyboard which Amber uses when she feels the need to type in the chat, usually to change the topic or elicit special thanks. Sometimes used to provide links to picture sets or forum threads.

Rocks your socks – A title given to forum posters after attaining a certain number of posts. The image below does not have anything to do with me attaining the amount of posts, by the way.


Sugary – Amber may be sweet, but adding on Hershey’s syrup and sugary sprinkles really enhances the flavour and fun.


Teeth – Used in the eating process, teeth are used to break food into smaller portions to help in the digestion process. Typically shown when Amber smiles, which is actually quite often. Teeth can also be used to bite down on body parts for erotic purposes.

 

[Jason314]

Uniforms – Costumes that Amber may have, like the cat and angel, and donned on certain occasions.


Vegging – Amber just likes to sit and chat sometimes, and while it’s not quite vegging, I couldn’t really think of a v word that doesn’t describe a private part.

Workout – Staying healthy and maintaining a decent weight is important, so regular aerobic exercise is a part of Amber’s routine when she’s not on the job.


XOXO – A short form for “hugs and kisses”, given from Amber to people in the chat and in private messages.

 

[Jason314]

Year – The length of time that has passed since Amber’s first appearance on the cam site.

Zzz – Indicates sleep, which is the most frequent and valid excuse for leaving the chat room of the most alluring, magnificent, brilliant, empathetic, relishing, compassionate, understanding, tantalizing, impressive, and elegant person I have ever chatted with via the Internet, EVER.



And... that's it. Happy MFC Anniversary, Amber.

 

[AluraCurvyBBW]

Wow jason nice post. Took a while to read becauseim out of the house .

Love the screen shot

 

[pyrite1965]

EPIC post is EPIC!

 

[Mirra]

I think he needed a few more descriptors in his Zzzzz explanation for Amber. Also the K picture is totally biased.

But maybe I'm just upset because I didn't think of it. Nice tribute, Jason.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Voluptuous is a very fitting wonderful word. just trying to be helpful

as for the pictures and everything else- awesome stuff.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Jason, you win 314 internets.

 

[AmberCutie]

I am extremely flattered by this, and totally in love with your post.

Thank you, Jason.