What would you do if someone pushed the button?

[Shaun__]

Playboy has a new ad featuring a creepy guy who pushes the emergency stop button in an elevator, trying to get busy with a woman in there with him. What would happen if he pushed the button with you in there? Do not forget pepper spray is unsafe to use in a confined space and everything.

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[Evvie]

Playboy has a new ad featuring a creepy guy who pushes the emergency stop button in an elevator, trying to get busy with a woman in there with him. What would happen if he pushed the button with you in there? Do not forget pepper spray is unsafe to use in a confined space and everything.

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Tasers are not.

 

[LailaBaise]

I would use my car keys to destroy his eyes and testicles. I am astounded by the existence of this advert. A man pressing the emergency button to stop a lift while alone with a woman? Why would any man think anything other than freaking the woman out uncontrollably would happen?

 

[Evvie]

I would use my car keys to destroy his eyes and testicles. I am astounded by the existence of this advert. A man pressing the emergency button to stop a lift while alone with a woman? Why would any man think anything other than freaking the woman out uncontrollably would happen?

Fortunately for me, I spent 90% of my time with a man, who after he left the government military, got a new job flying around the world to shoot people in the face for money in private militaries.

 

[Shaun__]

Glad I am not the only one who thought that ad was just wrong. I think the keys are a good idea, and makes me think about the cat keychains so many women have.


This one lights up when you push its nose.

 

[Mirra]

Heh... the comments on that video largely mirror what's being said here... but a lot of people are leaving favorable comments on the one I've linked below. It's the same ad other than they show a different product from the line at the end. So many praises for the humor of it... but I didn't see it. It's like they were trying to emulate the Old Spice commercials but didn't capture that random absurdity that made them such a success.

 

[Rose]

Growing up an army brat, I received a fair amount of self defense training. Since I'm pretty small I would take note of what I was wearing and attempt to use it to my advantage. If I was wearing heels, those are great for gouging out eye balls or puncturing testicles. I'm assuming I would be holding my keys in my fist like they were brass knuckles, because that's how I always carry them, so I could use those to stab soft spots. If I was wearing a skirt, if compromised I could use what was torn off to create a noose. Hmm.....I'm sure I could think of more if I wanted to. I've never been in a situation to need any of this knowledge so it's all really theoretical.

The one time anything like this happened to me, I was with my brother and he was able to take the guy down so I'm just going to hope and pray that something like this would only happen if I had a buddy.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I would put my fist through his face :?

 

[JoleneBrody]

I guess I'm the only one slightly aroused by the idea...

 

[SoTxBob]

Growing up an army brat, I received a fair amount of self defense training. Since I'm pretty small I would take note of what I was wearing and attempt to use it to my advantage. If I was wearing heels, those are great for gouging out eye balls or puncturing testicles.

Rosie, first use of heels are into his instep, then you go after the rest when you can reach it. Confined spaces like that you prolly wouldn't be able to initially kick your foot high enough. The knee tho will work for the groin or fingernails to the eyes. Yes, keychains are a formidable obstacle as well. With the assortment if crowns, cat faces, Kubatons and the like, any lady [or guy] can do some serious damage since most of us always seem to carry keys in hand.

 

[Shaun__]

I guess I'm the only one slightly aroused by the idea...

Think bout the creepiest guy who has ever been in your room, and imagine that is the guy pushing the button. He is probably drunk too.

 

[JoleneBrody]

I guess I'm the only one slightly aroused by the idea...

Think bout the creepiest guy who has ever been in your room, and imagine that is the guy pushing the button. He is probably drunk too.

NO! The guy in the video is hawt so I'm only picturing hawt men. and fapping... leave me alone!

 

[SoTxBob]

Mmm JJ .. tell us we're hawt BB....


:lol: :lol:

 

[camstory]

I guess I'm the only one slightly aroused by the idea...

Think bout the creepiest guy who has ever been in your room, and imagine that is the guy pushing the button. He is probably drunk too.

This has to be a bawksy gif?

As far as defending ones self, a thumb, or finger jabbed into the eye socket is a fight stopper. It first happened by chance, after I rushed to a co-workers aid, playing captain save a ho. Rolling around her apartment floor trying to gain some advantage on her stupid bad ass youngster boytoy, my thumb pushed into his eye socket. Freaked me out as much as it did him, tho it must feel pretty freaky if it's your eye, cuz it halted shit real quick. Two years later grappling with another "bad ass", decided it was time to pull all stops after being kicked 2or3 times by his chicken shit buddies. It was surprisingly easy to repeat this intentionally. Doubt it would work as well on a true crazy bad ass, but for punks it works very well.

 

[SoTxBob]

anything into the eyes works on the craziest of badasses as well as the punk ass wannabeees ... find the corner and you can pop out the eyeball fairly easily. :-D

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

If I was wearing a skirt, if compromised I could use what was torn off to create a noose.

OMG I totally pictured this scenario in my head and HOLY SHEEEETBALLS THAT IS HOT!!!! OK, that is all.


edit: actually in the scenario in my head, you actually ripped your skirt off yourself to make a noose. Very dramatic and saucy like...

 

[Rose]

Growing up an army brat, I received a fair amount of self defense training. Since I'm pretty small I would take note of what I was wearing and attempt to use it to my advantage. If I was wearing heels, those are great for gouging out eye balls or puncturing testicles.

Rosie, first use of heels are into his instep, then you go after the rest when you can reach it. Confined spaces like that you prolly wouldn't be able to initially kick your foot high enough. The knee tho will work for the groin or fingernails to the eyes. Yes, keychains are a formidable obstacle as well. With the assortment if crowns, cat faces, Kubatons and the like, any lady [or guy] can do some serious damage since most of us always seem to carry keys in hand.

I'm VERY short, so the way I was taught was that if pushed to the ground (assuming my attacker was going for sexual assault and I have already missed the chance for G.I.F.-I forget the last letter) I'm supposed to kick for the face since my legs are short enough. During practice runs this was feasible and plausible under the right circumstances. Other practice runs taught me that if my attacker was not yet 'in position' my legs are also short enough to go for groin but that's harder for me to reach since I'm not too flexible and don't have much kicking power. My self defense training could use more practice and I could stand to learn more though.

However, due to my health problems I don't travel anywhere alone so I'm just going to keep hoping that if anything like this were to happen it would be if I had a buddy to help me. Preparing for the worst and hoping for the best. :handgestures-salute:

 

[Diana Blake]

I live in an open carry state. 'Nuff said. :whistle:

 

[lordmagellan]

Glad I am not the only one who thought that ad was just wrong.

What's wrong with the ad, exactly? It's all taking place in the guy's imagination. As the narrator says it, a guy that's "been flirting with an attractive woman."
What man wouldn't imagine the various possibilities? Hell other women would probably do the same thing. Most everyone has little "what if" scenarios in their mind: what if I push this button? what if I just walk up to her? what if she says yes? what if the chloroform doesn't work?

Taken in context, I see nothing wrong with the ad. It's not like the implied rape ad from the Russian vodka or whatever that one was. But I do think it would be funny for someone to parody this from the woman's perspective.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Glad I am not the only one who thought that ad was just wrong.

What's wrong with the ad, exactly? It's all taking place in the guy's imagination. As the narrator says it, a guy that's "been flirting with an attractive woman."
What man wouldn't imagine the various possibilities? Hell other women would probably do the same thing. Most everyone has little "what if" scenarios in their mind: what if I push this button? what if I just walk up to her? what if she says yes? what if the chloroform doesn't work?

Taken in context, I see nothing wrong with the ad. It's not like the implied rape ad from the Russian vodka or whatever that one was. But I do think it would be funny for someone to parody this from the woman's perspective.

A gagging blowjob would likely be involved.

 

[lordmagellan]

Glad I am not the only one who thought that ad was just wrong.

What's wrong with the ad, exactly? It's all taking place in the guy's imagination. As the narrator says it, a guy that's "been flirting with an attractive woman."
What man wouldn't imagine the various possibilities? Hell other women would probably do the same thing. Most everyone has little "what if" scenarios in their mind: what if I push this button? what if I just walk up to her? what if she says yes? what if the chloroform doesn't work?

Taken in context, I see nothing wrong with the ad. It's not like the implied rape ad from the Russian vodka or whatever that one was. But I do think it would be funny for someone to parody this from the woman's perspective.

A gagging blowjob would likely be involved.

:love5: :love6: :love7: :smilebox:


I have the strangest feeling I'm getting arrested next time I'm on an elevator alone with a hot chick........

that isn't my wife.

 

[camstory]

Glad I am not the only one who thought that ad was just wrong.

What's wrong with the ad, exactly? It's all taking place in the guy's imagination. As the narrator says it, a guy that's "been flirting with an attractive woman."
What man wouldn't imagine the various possibilities? Hell other women would probably do the same thing. Most everyone has little "what if" scenarios in their mind: what if I push this button? what if I just walk up to her? what if she says yes? what if the chloroform doesn't work?

Taken in context, I see nothing wrong with the ad. It's not like the implied rape ad from the Russian vodka or whatever that one was. But I do think it would be funny for someone to parody this from the woman's perspective.

A gagging blowjob would likely be involved.

:love5: :love6: :love7: :smilebox:


I have the strangest feeling I'm getting arrested next time I'm on an elevator alone with a hot chick........

that isn't my wife.

I agree nothing like the vodka ad. A smart executive might have anticipated such reaction - an even smarter one might have ran it anyway.

But my quote is really about your brilliant use of smillys. :thumbleft:

 

[Rose]

Glad I am not the only one who thought that ad was just wrong.

What's wrong with the ad, exactly? It's all taking place in the guy's imagination. As the narrator says it, a guy that's "been flirting with an attractive woman."
What man wouldn't imagine the various possibilities? Hell other women would probably do the same thing. Most everyone has little "what if" scenarios in their mind: what if I push this button? what if I just walk up to her? what if she says yes? what if the chloroform doesn't work?

Taken in context, I see nothing wrong with the ad. It's not like the implied rape ad from the Russian vodka or whatever that one was. But I do think it would be funny for someone to parody this from the woman's perspective.

A gagging blowjob would likely be involved.

You forgot the hair pulling. :whistle:

 

[SweepTheLeg]

A gagging blowjob would likely be involved.

You had me at gagging. Ah hell, you had me at A.

 

[GreatDane]

Rosie, first use of heels are into his instep, then you go after the rest when you can reach it. Confined spaces like that you prolly wouldn't be able to initially kick your foot high enough. The knee tho will work for the groin or fingernails to the eyes. Yes, keychains are a formidable obstacle as well. With the assortment if crowns, cat faces, Kubatons and the like, any lady [or guy] can do some serious damage since most of us always seem to carry keys in hand.

I'm VERY short, so the way I was taught was that if pushed to the ground (assuming my attacker was going for sexual assault and I have already missed the chance for G.I.F.-I forget the last letter) I'm supposed to kick for the face since my legs are short enough. During practice runs this was feasible and plausible under the right circumstances. Other practice runs taught me that if my attacker was not yet 'in position' my legs are also short enough to go for groin but that's harder for me to reach since I'm not too flexible and don't have much kicking power. My self defense training could use more practice and I could stand to learn more though.

However, due to my health problems I don't travel anywhere alone so I'm just going to keep hoping that if anything like this were to happen it would be if I had a buddy to help me. Preparing for the worst and hoping for the best. :handgestures-salute:[/quote]


OK, you being short is not a huge problem, guessing you are about 120ish maybe, a kick to the side of the leading knee has been known to take down even the largest person, if they don't have the stability to stand, they sure as hell will not be able to chase you down. if trapped in a confined space once he hits the floor then go for other soft spots.. :twocents-02cents: and I have yet to have anyone hit the emergency stop in an elevator on me, maybe they are worried I would be the one taking advantage instead of the other way around

 

[Rose]

OK, you being short is not a huge problem, guessing you are about 120ish maybe, a kick to the side of the leading knee has been known to take down even the largest person, if they don't have the stability to stand, they sure as hell will not be able to chase you down. if trapped in a confined space once he hits the floor then go for other soft spots.. :twocents-02cents: and I have yet to have anyone hit the emergency stop in an elevator on me, maybe they are worried I would be the one taking advantage instead of the other way around

I'm definitely not 120lbs....Not even 120ish. Good try though. :naughty:

 

[yeahitslarge]

Best case I'd hit the open door button. Worst case, I hope I have lube with me.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

I wouldn't be surprised if I have over 100 lbs on that dude in the picture anyway so if he had pushed the button on me I'd go total Zangief on his ass.

 

[camstory]

I wouldn't be surprised if I have over 100 lbs on that dude in the picture anyway so if he had pushed the button on me I'd go total Zangief on his ass.

I'm guessing, "Zangief on his ass", would be something you might want lube for? :lol:

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Red Cyclone branded lubrication. In mother russia Asshole lubricates you?