Explain a film plot badly

[Kokoro]

This is trending on Twitter and the tweets people are posting are hilarious.

Here were my two contributions:

Man stuck on an island befriends a volleyball.

A love triangle between a painfully obvious mary sue, a sparkly pale guy, and a werewolf that looks like an alpaca.


I'm curious to see what y'all come up with.

 

[LioraVox]

So this very handsome, versatile acting man is in this movie and he's like out of his mind looking for some dudes treasure. He gets a group going, and of course theres bad guys. But the best part is when this chick just spazzed out and turned into a giant. I thought she was going to cause some real damage but she just turned into some crabs.

Kinda disappointing.

 

[DrLense]

A kid with leg braces learns how to run away from bullies. He grows up and happens to be present at almost every major event of the 21st century. Also, he pretty much is the inspiration for every gadget, gizmo and concept you ever heard of/owned in your life. He bangs on about boxes of chocolate a lot. People don't always believe him. Marries his childhood sweetheart. It gets sad. He's a good dad.

 

[bawksy]

> Man has to leave town because he killed a man
> Forgot watch and goes back for it, even though the thing smells like shit
> Drives into negro and then watches him get assfucked
> Girlfriend is annoying

 

[CallMeWilliam]

Actually reminds me of Honest Trailers on YouTube without the badly part... :-D

 

[bawksy]

Actually reminds me of Honest Trailers on YouTube without the badly part... :-D

Or honest movie titles?

 

[Brad]

A young couple falls in love on a big ship. It sinks and he dies.
:-D

 

[mynameisbob84]

Kid goes back in time and seduces his mother
Almost creates rift in space-time continuum
Commits cultural appropriation
Gets rewarded with a big truck

 

[Poler_Bare]

Short people walk across world with a ring. They throw it in a fire.

 

[bud9752]

Mom gets killed, has bunny and skunk friends, grows up.

 

[NicoleRiley]

He touches the butt, gets put in a tank, his dad and a dumb new friend go on an adventure, everyone's happy, the end.

 

[dilligaf0]

Young girl is transported to an alternate world and kills the first person she meets. Then conspires with three others to kill again. :dance:

 

[Poker_Babe]

Man with superpowers hides identity with glasses, no ones the wiser. LOL

 

[Nordling]

One gang is being chased by another gang. The first gang crosses an inlet while the tide is out, while the pursuing gang attempts to cross while the tide is coming in. One gang remains.

 

[Shaun__]

A orphan attacks people while dressed in a weird costume.

 

[Diana Blake]

A young French girl indulges in bestiality and then becomes a princess.

 

[Rose]

People are racist because of an unfinished coloring book. One woman convinces two children and a dog to make everyone love each other. She breaks her ankle, there's lots of singing and everyone becomes friends.

 

[hapa74]

Bunch of soon to be homeless kids are chased by murderers then find & lose some treasure of a naughty named pirate

I tweeted this, but I figured I'd share it here too

 

[Kokoro]

A young couple falls in love on a big ship. It sinks and he dies.
:-D

A new boat is unsinkable. It sinks anyway.

 

[DrLense]

Gang warfare is resolved through song and dance.

 

[Shaun__]

Old people witness the miracle of aliens being born, as people ask them to move.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Guy sitting at computer desk reads forum posts about badly explained film plots and doesn't recognize half of them.





Oh wait, that's not a movie plot.

 

[MsDonkey]

God Needs a Starship.

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

A short hairy guy falls in love with a ring and could have had oversized eagles fly him to an evil mountain to have it destroyed but instead walked the entire way.

 

[Shaun__]

A man and woman, who hate each other, fall in love when forced to spend time together.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

A woman cheats on her fiancé to be with the love of her life, they grow old together and she forgets who he is and then they both die after she remembers him.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

A doctor who isn't a doctor accidentally kills the love of his life and then works for a horse.

 

[BarbieLuv]

Boy loves girl. Girl forgets boy. Boy forgets girl. Then they both remember.

 

[Nordling]

Man cosplays a female whom he falls in love with, later he saves her tribe.

 

[VenPerv2]

Two guys go up a mountain to Destroy a ring