I can haiku, can you?

[xSALTx]

Majestic Hard on,
It's job well done, becomes?
A flaccid penis....

 

[vaderface11]

Made it to page two
I'd like to thank the academy
This ain't a haiku

 

[vaderface11]

Shoulder hurts a bunch.
Need some better body parts.
Any volunteers?

 

[vaderface11]

Surgeons are pricey
Hacksaws are pretty cheap though
Don't be a coward

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Single digit temps.
Winter is in full force here.
My ass, really cold.

 

[Starling]

I have a onesie.
I have a blanket fort, too.
Also I am drunk.

 

[vaderface11]

Worked all day today.
Couldn't think of a haiku.
oh wait....nevermind.

 

[ILikeUonTop]

Looking at web cam
Look its LilahMorrigan
You have a nice ass

 

[vaderface11]

Ink atop my fists.
Ever to be realized?
I made myself sad.

 

[vaderface11]

Was an old lady
Swallowed a fly, why oh why
Perhaps she'll die....scene

 

[Starling]

Dear bitchy roommate:
There's no need for ten whiny
statuses an hour.

 

[Maeve]

AmberCutieForums
They are sort of like reddit
But way nerdier

 

[vaderface11]

Hey, make like a tree,
Get the fuck out of here.
...Might of done that wrong

Gold star to whoever guesses what movie I'm thinking of.

 

[Starling]

Hey, make like a tree,
Get the fuck out of here.
...Might of done that wrong

Gold star to whoever guesses what movie I'm thinking of.

Name one thing you'll need
that stupid fucking rope for.
I love Boondock Saints.

 

[vaderface11]

Hey, make like a tree,
Get the fuck out of here.
...Might of done that wrong

Gold star to whoever guesses what movie I'm thinking of.

Name one thing you'll need
that stupid fucking rope for.
I love Boondock Saints.

Boondock Saints is good
Not what I was going for
Willem Dafoe sucks

Although "The Boondock Saints" fits better its not what I was thinking of. Ill still award you the gold star, you might want to hold on to it, there are prizes to be won. Still one gold star left!

 

[ThunderWeasel]

Hey, make like a tree,
Get the fuck out of here.
...Might of done that wrong

Gold star to whoever guesses what movie I'm thinking of.

You aren't referring to Biff Tannen from Back to the Future, are you?

 

[vaderface11]

You aren't referring to Biff Tannen from Back to the Future, are you?

Gold star number two,
ThunderWeasel got it right.
Thought I said two coats?

 

[Starling]

Dammit, now I'm sad.
I LOVE Back to the Future.
Weasel is evil. :lol:

 

[ThunderWeasel]

Dammit, now I'm sad.
I LOVE Back to the Future.
Weasel is evil. :lol:

Thank you. It's what I do.

 

[vaderface11]

Permission to snow
The windshields icy blanket
Permission denied

 

[vaderface11]

Insane coworkers
Make for cheap entertainment
Tinfoil hat owners

 

[vaderface11]

No no not destroyed
Sated curiosity
Not such a bad thing

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
took midnight train

a city boy
Born, raised in South Detroit
took midnight train


Singer, smokey room
Smell of wine, cheap perfume
smile they share the night


Don't stop believe'n
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people,whoooa

 

[Starling]

Small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
took midnight train

a city boy
Born, raised in South Detroit
took midnight train


Singer, smokey room
Smell of wine, cheap perfume
smile they share the night


Don't stop believe'n
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people,whoooa

Clever, but really stretching the definition of "haiku" with those syllabic arrangements.

P.S. I LOVE your username. :thumbleft:

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

^^

Hey its tough trying to do a whole Journey song in Haiku and keeping it small

and thank you :happy3:

 

[vaderface11]

Sand in the hourglass
Shit aint ever coming back
So get the lead out

 

[jeff98902]

two feet of snow
little birds chirping in a tree
the sun is trying to break through a cloud

 

[strangexquark]

I cam in the nude,
and masturbate for warmth, but
window's open still....

 

[jeff98902]

Rain mixed with sleet
sounds of it hitting the roof
soothing in a weird kind of way

 

[vaderface11]

Very like a child
Brings toy gun to knife fight
This wont take too long