Finally, something actually amusing from the infinite pit of depravity that is 4chan. (warning some unpleasant language coming up)
And to prove it did indeed come from /b/, this came next
Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't beat 'em with a shovel
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY DEAR /b/ GAVE TO ME...
12 FAPPING PEDOS
ELEVEN MOOTS A MOOTING
10 MODs A BANNING
NINE NIGGERS DERPING
EIGHT MODS ASLEEPING
SEVEN FAGGOTS SAGING
SIX BOXXYS IN PUDDI.....
FIVE - PARTY-VAAAAAANS
FOUR RATE ME THREADS,
THREE VIRUS LINKS
TWO FUCKING DERPS
AND ONE GIANT, FAGGOT OP!
And to prove it did indeed come from /b/, this came next
THIRTEEN HAIRY TRAPS
Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't beat 'em with a shovel