So, I was in a public bathroom earlier...

[TheChump]

It's like, srsly duder...I'm flattered that he wanted to stand so close and get a glimpse of my monster dong cracking the porcelain. On the other hand...srsly? Plenty of other pissers, and I'm really not down to start a random conversation while urinating.

Also, for the rest of you guys, what do you think of "the piss trough"? Other than for comedic value when drunks fall in them at sporting events, who really wants to stand at one?

 

[Mikeythegeek]

It's like, srsly duder...I'm flattered that he wanted to stand so close and get a glimpse of my monster dong cracking the porcelain. On the other hand...srsly? Plenty of other pissers, and I'm really not down to start a random conversation while urinating.

Also, for the rest of you guys, what do you think of "the piss trough"? Other than for comedic value when drunks fall in them at sporting events, who really wants to stand at one?

Ugh...I can't stand that. Unless I'm at a sporting event and it's halftime or intermission (I'm a hockey fan, I have to use both), I flat refuse to stand next to anyone at the urinals. But if a stall opens up, I'll take that and stand over the larger target with privacy.

I forget who said it, but isn't there a joke where you have 5 urinals set up along 2 walls like so:

-----wall--------------
urinals------- D---E
enter-->
urinals--- A---B---C
---wall----------------

Guy #1 goes to urinal C.
Guy #2 goes to urinal E.
Guy #3 goes to urinal A.
Guy #4 waits.

Edit: fixed crappy text diagram

 

[Trusty]

i always knew velma was a dude.

 

[pyrite1965]

Don't you hate that!! WTF DUDE!!! OF course at work the bathroom has 2 urinals, but there is a divider so it's OK. I don't like the trough, I'll wait for a stall thank you.

 

[InkedOne]

I am not a fan of the trough..or public restrooms for that matter. When I was in the Navy I served on a Submarine and we loved giving each other hell constantly - practical jokes and hyper-macho juvenile humor ruled. One of our favorite things was to wait until a guy had a good solid stream going then slapping him on the back. That never failed to be a show stopper. :lol:

 

[tubby556]

I have no shame. If I have to pee, the world stops. I don't care who's watching or who I have to stand next to while I do it. Go on with life.

If someone were to do that to me however, I'd peek down at him, say "Nice, any plans Friday night?" just to fuck with him.

 

[Freq]

something about Virginia. Man, EVERYBODY tried striking up a convo at the trough/urinal.
Where I grew up, there is a rule of silence when you're in the bathroom. Look forward, finish, shake it 2 times, zipp up, wash hands and GTFO!
there could be a 1 legged miget beside me for all I care. I'm there to do my thing and get out asap

 

[tubby556]

Hahaha, ever have a guy talk to you while you're pooping?

 

[TheChump]

Never talked cross-stall. I learned better than to even acknowledge someone poopin' in an adjacent stall; thanks Sen. Larry Craig~!