I decided to have some fun with an ebonic "translator", found here - http://joel.net/EBONICS/Translator
Here's how the original trilogy would be heard from yo random black man on da' street!
Star Wars (or A New Hope for you hipsters)
Yo It be uh period o' civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from uh hidden base, gots won they first victory against da evil Galactic Empire. During da battle, Rebel spies managed ta jack secret plans ta da Empire's ultimate weapon, da DEAf STAR, an armored space station wif enough power ta destroy an entire planet. Pursued by da Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian o' da stolen plans dat can save her niggas an' restore freedom ta da galaxy... and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
Empire Strikes Back
Yo It be uh dark tyme fo' da Rebellion. Although da Deaf Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops gots driven da Rebel forces from they hidden base an' pursued dem across da galaxy. Evading da dreaded Imperial Starfleet, uh group o' freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker gots established uh new secret base on da remote ice world o' Hof. da evil lord Darf Vader, obsessed wif finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands o' remote probes into da far reaches o' space... you know das right!
Return of the Jedi
Yo Luke Skywalker has returned ta his home planet o' Tatooine in an attempt ta rescue his nigga Han Solo from da clutches o' da vile gangster Jabba da Hutt. Little do Luke know dat da GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on uh new armored space station even mo' powerful than da first dreaded Deaf Star. When completed, dis here ultimate weapon will spell certain doom fo' da small gang o' rebels struggling ta restore freedom ta da galaxy.. slap mah fro!
Here's how the original trilogy would be heard from yo random black man on da' street!
Star Wars (or A New Hope for you hipsters)
Yo It be uh period o' civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from uh hidden base, gots won they first victory against da evil Galactic Empire. During da battle, Rebel spies managed ta jack secret plans ta da Empire's ultimate weapon, da DEAf STAR, an armored space station wif enough power ta destroy an entire planet. Pursued by da Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian o' da stolen plans dat can save her niggas an' restore freedom ta da galaxy... and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
Empire Strikes Back
Yo It be uh dark tyme fo' da Rebellion. Although da Deaf Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops gots driven da Rebel forces from they hidden base an' pursued dem across da galaxy. Evading da dreaded Imperial Starfleet, uh group o' freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker gots established uh new secret base on da remote ice world o' Hof. da evil lord Darf Vader, obsessed wif finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands o' remote probes into da far reaches o' space... you know das right!
Return of the Jedi
Yo Luke Skywalker has returned ta his home planet o' Tatooine in an attempt ta rescue his nigga Han Solo from da clutches o' da vile gangster Jabba da Hutt. Little do Luke know dat da GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on uh new armored space station even mo' powerful than da first dreaded Deaf Star. When completed, dis here ultimate weapon will spell certain doom fo' da small gang o' rebels struggling ta restore freedom ta da galaxy.. slap mah fro!
