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Bocefish

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Here is a place to vent for all the idiotic questions you models receive. For instance, I just saw the following question posed by bloob (Blue Noob) premium: Do you pee in pvt?

No, ya mook, she pees like a zoo animal in front of anyone and everyone!

I understood what he was asking as did the model, but that's just a small example of stoopid chit.

What are yours?
 
Questions and statements I've found stupid over my two years:

Are you a virgin? Yes, that's why I have all these sex toys, a husband & a child. I'm totally fucking celibate.

You have small tits. No shit? I thought I was rocking some double D's. Fuck me, I gotta pay more attention to myself.

Do you have toys? Kind of like with the virgin thing - this is obvious.
 
'Do you have a dog?'
'No'
'Do you think you could get one for a pvt?'
:?

This one isn't as stupid as downright horrifying. A guy had been chatting me up for a while, and I was enjoying the chat, so when he said he interested in a pvt, I bit and asked him more. It transpired that he wanted me to get in my bath, poo, pee and even cut myself and vomit, I was really shocked and closed the pm, he continued pming me even after I said there is no why this is ever going to happen. He was like look, this has to happen, I have my credit card I can tip whatever it takes to make this happen, for some reason, maybe morbid curiosity, I didn't ban him, and so to end the conversation before having to ban him I said try your luck elsewhere because its never going to be me. To which he replied, but you look like my daughter...so it has to be you.

I had to log off immediately and was shaking crying freaking out for a few hours after. It was when I first started on MFC and I have never seen him since.
 
Last nite I got one of the stupidest questions ever.

"do you have a pussy?"

My response: "actually, no, I have a wang. In fact, its starting to like you so if you could just bend over for me so I could stretch your rectum, that'd be awsome"

He was like "why u cranky bb?" lol. Stupid questions warrant stupid answers.

But the other girls summed up the general stupidity that goes on during the day...I get the virgin question, the boob comments, and the dog question all the time. Also "I have a huge cock, I bet you'd love it" or "how many gangbangs have you had?" ...some guys just don't get that the majority of us camgirls aren't pornstars, and I'm sure most of us aren't loose whores! lol.
 
Cassidy Nicole said:
"Are you a virgin?"-- I am sorry but I find it hard to believe any girl willingly on this site is a virgin.

"How big do you like your cocks?"-- 8.3048032492384 inches

"How many times have you had sex?"-- Who counts that?!
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I'm convinced all these questions are to figure out whether or not our twats are tight. Which is kind of stupid itself. :roll: You won't know unless you're cocks in it.

Oh! Also, remembered one.

"Can you suck/fuck me?" Can you phase your junk through the monitor? If so, lets do this shit. I'm so screwed in a bad way if that technology ever comes about.
 
Frankie said:
Cassidy Nicole said:
"Are you a virgin?"-- I am sorry but I find it hard to believe any girl willingly on this site is a virgin.

"How big do you like your cocks?"-- 8.3048032492384 inches

"How many times have you had sex?"-- Who counts that?!
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I'm convinced all these questions are to figure out whether or not our twats are tight. Which is kind of stupid itself. :roll: You won't know unless you're cocks in it.

Oh! Also, remembered one.

"Can you suck/fuck me?" Can you phase your junk through the monitor? If so, lets do this shit. I'm so screwed in a bad way if that technology ever comes about.
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Jedi Mind blowjob FTW
 
Cassidy Nicole said:
I love when you are doing a public or group show and this guy is just going hardcore with the cyber sexing, I feel akwards for you guys, who wants to read all that? I know I dont.... :whistle: :lol: jk.
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You mean like typing out shit like "Ohhh yeah baby" or "Fuck that pussy!" Or just really specific shit. The first part I don't mind. Encourages me. lol The specific role playing stuff should be saved for a private though. That's gotta weird the other group chatters out. O_O
 
Cassidy Nicole said:
I love when you are doing a public or group show and this guy is just going hardcore with the cyber sexing, I feel akwards for you guys, who wants to read all that? I know I dont.... :whistle: :lol: jk.
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I've seen people doing that kind of thing to a model in free chat, when she's fully clothed, and yea, it's awkward from my end of it
I don't think I've ever seen a model respond to it either, so you have to wonder what the guys doing that are getting out of it. cyber sex is one thing, but cyber masturbation is quite another.
 
Whats your number?-- If I am texting or answer my phone for a quick second, I will always have atleast one douche ask this. Yeah that sounds like a good idea, just to give some random guest my number.

Are you single?/Do you have a boyfriend?-- Umm, the more and more I get asked this the more it annoys me. Why the fuck does it matter?
 
"When are you going to tip me?"
Seriously, when I told you I'd give you 100 tokens to pee on yourself in public, I never intended on doing it. Get the money first. Asian Homepage fail.

Just kidding I don't do this.
I find the Brazilian girls for it.
 
Every time I show my ass doggie..

"do you like anal?"

Dude, the point of doggie is to tighten the PUSSY.

I get the "do you like anal" every time I show my ass in any position. Some of them, I understand. But the doggie is WTF? Don't you know what that position is used for?

NOTE: very few girls LIKE anal. Lots more will put up with it.

A corollory- why do they assume if I'm willing to stick my finger in my ass, I'm then willing to put the shitty finger in my mouth/pussy?

"Will you marry me?"

Um, at the moment, you are represented by text. In what universe is that considered a good way to propose, even if you DO know the girl?

What do you really know about me to ask that? Probably just the things I'm willing to tell anybody. Ever read my profile? If I'm that open to complete strangers who have never even said a word to me, what the hell must I be hiding?

What size are your boobs? ... No, that can't be right. You're lying to me.

Like I don't know my own bra size. Like it really MATTERS what size they are when you're just watching, you don't intend to buy me a bra. Seriously, we're online. I'm whatever the hell size you want me to be.

Can you really fit that?

Do you fist?

The first one, I can kinda get. The toy they're usually referring to is almost as big as my hand when I make it as small around as possible. But it isn't as big as that, and it sure as HELL isn't as big as my fist.
 
This was too good to NOT post....

Sitting in a room today, I was talking about how I was naked, and that I should do a strip show for everyone.

I got a PM from someone else in the room:

l*********: hi there do u sell panties
l*********: yea I know Im sick but
arachn1d: You must be lost...
l*********: ok I am sorry
l*********: u are bi and love to see girls
l*********: mae o
l*********: male ok sorry
l*********: gay or Im bicurious
arachn1d: I am neither.
l*********: ok sorry an
 
arachn1d said:
This was too good to NOT post....

Sitting in a room today, I was talking about how I was naked, and that I should do a strip show for everyone.

I got a PM from someone else in the room:

l*********: hi there do u sell panties
l*********: yea I know Im sick but
arachn1d: You must be lost...
l*********: ok I am sorry
l*********: u are bi and love to see girls
l*********: mae o
l*********: male ok sorry
l*********: gay or Im bicurious
arachn1d: I am neither.
l*********: ok sorry an
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
arachn1d said:
This was too good to NOT post....

Sitting in a room today, I was talking about how I was naked, and that I should do a strip show for everyone.

I got a PM from someone else in the room:

l*********: hi there do u sell panties
l*********: yea I know Im sick but
arachn1d: You must be lost...
l*********: ok I am sorry
l*********: u are bi and love to see girls
l*********: mae o
l*********: male ok sorry
l*********: gay or Im bicurious
arachn1d: I am neither.
l*********: ok sorry an
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Why must you edit out my love for you! ALL I WANTED WAS YOUR PANTIES DAMMIT!
 
AlexLady said:
"Open Boobs bb" - A comment towards CandiedLace
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people say that all the time on camfrog, usually Turkish. I'm guessing it's a poor googled translation of what they wanted to say but given how prevalent it is there I doubt it.
 
Here's some stupid text I've read while in Frankie Chemical's room:

Show your bobs. ~ some random basic

This has since been a ongoing joke and a new nickname for Frankie's breasts. :lol:

Do you have any piercings bb? ~ some random premium

My response: I'm sorry, are you blind? Do you not see the 2 big rings in her bottom lip? :confused3:
 
Eh... They probably assumed that's not your real name, if they were thinking at all, and wanted to know what your real name is.

I wouldn't say that's the same type of stupid.
 
NinjaMike42 said:
Eh... They probably assumed that's not your real name, if they were thinking at all, and wanted to know what your real name is.

I wouldn't say that's the same type of stupid.
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no, they were asking what my cam name was. I pointed it out to them and they were like "sorry I'm so horny bb I didn't see" :roll:
 
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