Stupid Question Collection

[tightlockup]

For those that keep getting asked for phone numbers, here's something you can do:

- set up a google voice account, don't link it to any actual phone - it's free - they can text it too
- record your answer message , start slow and sexy like "Hey lover..." then start raging "Do you think I'm the kind of idiot who would just give out my personal info to random strangers on the Internet?" include whatever profanities and insults you'd like. Maybe finish it with "Let this be a lesson to you, dumbass"
- give these in PMs to the idiots who ask for your number.
- check in after a few days and listen to their responses, if any, for the lulz.

Oh and boob size questions - I don't understand the point. If you can see the boobs what difference does it make to know what size they are?

 

[LilyVonShtupp]

Don't forget the critical hit charts, and we have a deal bb. God, flashback to my teen years. Went to a convention that E.Gary Gygax was at and there was so many Cosplay women there with the elf ears and bikini's on :drool: :drool:

Ooooooh, Gygax! :handgestures-salute: :blob7: :blob7: :blob7: I'm all excited, that sounds awesome! I'm going to a convention in august and still trying to decide on the best costume. My brother thinks Rangiku from Bleach would be great. I have to admit, I would very much enjoy the attention. I love turning geeks on, being a geek myself.

Also, as for that guy with the exercise balls, I keep imagining him going into an exercise store and being surrounded by them. Being overcome with pleasure from a bunch of exercise balls :lol:

 

[LilyVonShtupp]

Oh and boob size questions - I don't understand the point. If you can see the boobs what difference does it make to know what size they are?

yes, Yes, YES!!! I HATE this question!!!! I get asked 100 times a day. The really funny thing is I had one guy tell me I could say anything I wanted because guys have no idea about sizes, especially over DD. If you don't know the sizes, why does it matter???

Okay, sorry for the excessive punctuation but that drives me nuts. Sometimes I will give them some smart ass size like XXXXXL, Big Gulp, Super Size, Hungry Man, 36ZZZ, way fucking more than a handful, whatever occurs to me at the time.

I understand the concept that saying "it's in my profile" is rude as I could tell them in like two seconds, but when it's asked by every guy who comes in the room those two seconds add up to my entire day.

 

[Just_mark__]

Oh and boob size questions - I don't understand the point. If you can see the boobs what difference does it make to know what size they are?

yes, Yes, YES!!! I HATE this question!!!! I get asked 100 times a day. The really funny thing is I had one guy tell me I could say anything I wanted because guys have no idea about sizes, especially over DD. If you don't know the sizes, why does it matter???

Okay, sorry for the excessive punctuation but that drives me nuts. Sometimes I will give them some smart ass size like XXXXXL, Big Gulp, Super Size, Hungry Man, 36ZZZ, way fucking more than a handful, whatever occurs to me at the time.

I understand the concept that saying "it's in my profile" is rude as I could tell them in like two seconds, but when it's asked by every guy who comes in the room those two seconds add up to my entire day.

The problem with a lot of us pervs is that we are socially retarded. We want to engage you (models) in conversation to get that personal touch that makes live girls better than porn. Sadly, we can think of nothing charming or original to say.
This problem has quite large scope of course, from the "bb" crowd to the "ask questions that are answered on the profile" section of basement dwellers.
It's not different from any other line of work, I hate parts of my job but until that lottery win comes in I gotta put up with it.

 

[bud9752]

@ Princess Xina this reminds me of an old joke about a husband who was shopping for a bra for his wife. At the shop he was approached by the saleswoman who asked if he needed help. He replied he was shopping for some sexy bras for his wife. The saleswoman asked if he knew her size, and the man replied 7 and 7/8. The sales woman was puzzled and said they didn't have that size and wondered how he came up with that measurement. The husband held out his hat and said I measured her with this.
So tell them a hat size next time someone asks your size.

 

[Jupiter551]

I enjoy me some large-breasted models so I see the boob-size question frequently, and have made a few emotes for the girls or their members to toss out

One of the better responses I've heard is "Why, are you going to buy me a bra?"

 

[AmberCutie]

I enjoy me some large-breasted models so I see the boob-size question frequently, and have made a few emotes for the girls or their members to toss out

One of the better responses I've heard is "Why, are you going to buy me a bra?"

Maybe I'll start using that quote!

Also, I know you're a fan of Merilinn and you say she's a 30H... I have a bra that's a 30H and it doesn't nearly look like it would fit her. They have GOT to be a bigger cup size than H, or at least a bigger ribcage size if she's an H.

 

[Jupiter551]

I enjoy me some large-breasted models so I see the boob-size question frequently, and have made a few emotes for the girls or their members to toss out

One of the better responses I've heard is "Why, are you going to buy me a bra?"

Maybe I'll start using that quote!

Also, I know you're a fan of Merilinn and you say she's a 30H... I have a bra that's a 30H and it doesn't nearly look like it would fit her. They have GOT to be a bigger cup size than H, or at least a bigger ribcage size if she's an H.

I sometimes think the Euro cup sizes are a bit different because I've seen girls that say they're D or double D and they look larger to me.

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

Euro cup sizes are different than American cup sizes.

 

[EvaLee]

Anyone been bombarded with this PM recently (not exact wording):

'im a black man with an 13 inch cock looking for escort. willing to pay 10000 through western union or paypal. have cam to prove.'

Said no, he replies:

'will pay half up front'

Said no again, banned him, then I got an ear full about how rude I was. He has asked me every single day for the past week. He's just one of those people who go down the online model list and ask everyone. Ughhhh.

 

[lordmagellan]

@ Princess Xina this reminds me of an old joke about a husband who was shopping for a bra for his wife. At the shop he was approached by the saleswoman who asked if he needed help. He replied he was shopping for some sexy bras for his wife. The saleswoman asked if he knew her size, and the man replied 7 and 7/8. The sales woman was puzzled and said they didn't have that size and wondered how he came up with that measurement. The husband held out his hat and said I measured her with this.
So tell them a hat size next time someone asks your size.

Oddly enough, my head is a double-D. It fits perfectly in my wife's bras. More than once I've employed this technique while shopping. :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

Anyone been bombarded with this PM recently (not exact wording):

'im a black man with an 13 inch cock looking for escort. willing to pay 10000 through western union or paypal. have cam to prove.'

Said no, he replies:

'will pay half up front'

Said no again, banned him, then I got an ear full about how rude I was. He has asked me every single day for the past week. He's just one of those people who go down the online model list and ask everyone. Ughhhh.

Surprised he didn't pull the race card...

 

[BuzzTheFuzz]

Anyone been bombarded with this PM recently (not exact wording):

'im a black man with an 13 inch cock looking for escort. willing to pay 10000 through western union or paypal. have cam to prove.'

Said no, he replies:

'will pay half up front'

Said no again, banned him, then I got an ear full about how rude I was. He has asked me every single day for the past week. He's just one of those people who go down the online model list and ask everyone. Ughhhh.

Surprised he didn't pull the race card...

I'm suprised he didn't whip it out.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Today in pm:
"are those tattoos real or are they fake for a movie or something?"

I responded:
"Um... ??????... they're real"

:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

Today in pm:
"are those tattoos real or are they fake for a movie or something?"

I responded:
"Um... ??????... they're real"

:lol:

LOL fake for a movie or something...wow...

 

[tightlockup]

Today in pm:
"are those tattoos real or are they fake for a movie or something?"

I responded:
"Um... ??????... they're real"

:lol:

Get a flesh-colored zentai suit and tell everyone you had all your tats removed just to fuck with them.

 

[JoleneBrody]

Today in pm:
"are those tattoos real or are they fake for a movie or something?"

I responded:
"Um... ??????... they're real"

:lol:

Get a flesh-colored zentai suit and tell everyone you had all your tats removed just to fuck with them.

:shock:
This is GENIUS!

 

[Bocefish]

I'd offer to try and... nevermind... that sounds too creepy.