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[DoctorVen]

I respect Bob Saget in that his name is fun to say as an interjection. Pic related.

I think I say Bob Saget more than I use normal curse words.

 

[Always_Tim]

I had to look up Bob Saget and it's the dood from Full House! I used to love that show :-D

Me too!

John Stamos was in an episode of Law and Order Special Victims Unit (my favorite show). In this particular episode, he was obsessed with making babies, so he would track women's cycles and would poke holes into condoms to get them pregnant. He wasn't even a part of those kids' lives. He was just obsessed with fathering as many babies as possible. I think they even used the term 'Reproductive Abuser' to describe him, and he seriously didn't think there was anything wrong with what he did. LOL.

He's like "What are you talking about? I'm a GREAT father.....who sends a check every month." :lol:

Speaking of Bob Saget and John Stamos....

OMG! Thank you Kaylee! I can always count on you to bring to our attention the best sources of entertainment out there.

 

[Keithy]

This thread is now a Danny Tanner x Uncle Jesse slashfic thread.
GO!

He arrived at the Tanner household and made his way up the stairs. A bulge was obvious in the front of his pants from a lack of release. On his way up the stairs, Jess heard several light moans eminating from Danny's room. he walked towards the cracked door to see what was going on. What he saw, both shocked and delighted him. On the bed, Danny lay fully clothed massaging a growing tent in the front of his slacks. Jesse's aching cock was hard instantly, begging for release from its cloth prison. Jesse continued to watch and began to rub his pulsing mound.

"Jesse," Danny moand, eyes still shut. It was now or never, "Jesse."

Jesse walked over to the bed, "Yes, Danny?"

"Wha....wha....ugh...I was just....ugh...." Danny scrambled to hide the obvious tent.

 

[LadyLuna]

Dear Troll,

I don't understand why you feel the need to send us your last message in pm over and over again. Is this your new method of trolling? If so, you need to rethink. I mean, dude... it's nothing more than a minor annoyance. You're wasting all your proxies on this shit? Maybe you should just keep posting in this thread, if you really can't stay away that bad.

Sincerely,
~Luna

PS- I usually send kisses with these, but you're too lame for that.

---

Since you have disable replies, I will have to reply here. So that it makes sense to everyone else, here's what you wrote:

And your welcome for my advice to you. You need to do something else with your life as you don't have looks or personality or the body to be a cam girl. Why don't you go to school? You seem pretty lazy to me and you rather just say you are a "cam girl", who doesnt make jackshit, instead of working at school and a real job. You are lazy.

My partner goes to school and works. He has barely enough time to sleep and do his homework. Thus, it's my responsibility to do all the housework, in addition to paying the $900 a month for which I'm responsible. I could work a min wage job, and make a little over that $900 working almost full time, and be so exhausted that the apartment never gets cleaned and dishes only get done once a week. Or, I can work 5 hours a night, make anywhere from $900-$1400 a month, and have the energy and time I need to keep the apartment clean, dishes washed, trash taken out. Plus, the few times he does have a chance to spend time with me, I'm actually here to spend it with him.

Don't call me lazy. You have no clue how much work I do.

 

[gamerlana]

why .. pm? Too scared to post here?

@gamerlana-you are fucking ugly and no wonder you don't make jackshit in your room. You can't compete with the much hotter MFC women. Go work at McDonalds, loser.

Oh it hurts... so much. not.

 

[GoddessAiren]

I think, sometimes, it's okay to feed the troll if you're enjoying yourself in the process. It's like... smearing ice cream on your cock and balls and then lying back while the troll scoots over and licks it off. The troll's kinda winning, cos he's getting fed... but you're having a good time too, ya know? :twocents-02cents:

 

[LadyLuna]

And another pm from him

I don;t think you make that much. Let me ask you this, aren't you worried someday that someone will see your nude shit? It's so easy with google image search and a ton of other free services to find shit about people. YOU need to be worrying about yourself and trying to go to school too. Have some respect for yourself. Make sure browncow gets what i wrote about her k? I'm not posting on here anymore as I said my peace and tired of mr fat amber deleting and changing my posts. Think about what I said-quit embarrassing yourself, get a real job, and go to school.

Aw, you sound like you actually care. I'm going to pretend you do and give you honest answers.

You don't think I make that much? The first month on MFC I made $1500. I've made anywhere from $300 - $2000 in one month. I make enough to get by, when I don't do something stupid and take days off when I don't need to.

Worried that who will see my nude shit? Someone? Plenty of people already have. Family? Parents aren't the kind to look for that shit, adoptive ones already know about this. Biological brother doesn't look at that stuff anymore, and he and our sister know about this. My adoptive siblings and biological father don't know yet, but... I already know my father will love me no matter what I do, and my siblings, well, I'm not that attached to the older two. No clue how my younger brother would react, but I plan to tell him soon anyway (He got married about a year ago, my mother asked me to give them their honeymoon period unsoiled, so I'm doing so, or he would've known about six months ago, since I was planning on giving them that long.) My one real-life friend I have left knows, all the online friends from before I cammed were sent an email about it, and all that's left are the people I met while camming. Maybe someday I'll have kids, but I'll deal with that when they run across it.

Worry about myself? That would be selfish of me! Have some respect for myself? Camming GAVE me the respect for myself that I never had. Being shunted from family to family at 5 years old kinda left me feeling like no one would ever love me, and shit that happened with my adoptive family in high school left me feeling like the world would be better off if I had never existed. I never considered myself pretty, until college, and it didn't really sink in until I watched myself on camera.

I deleted my facebook account, and I never had pictures up anywhere else, so I'm not too worried about people finding out my real name. Not saying it can't happen, just saying... if it happens, it happens. I spent 6 years wanting to die, I think I can handle it if someone decides to stalk me.

I went to school. Got a Bachelor of Arts in Mathematics but couldn't handle a classroom full of teenagers to get the teaching license to go with it. And to be honest, I'm not cut out for working with people. They drain me way too quick. Online gives me that degree of separation that I need to keep them from making me exhausted, and keep them from driving me insane.

I will not play messenger for you.

I've already told you why I won't go for a "real job". I just told you about already going to school, and a bit more about not getting a "real job". I like the real job I have now, thank you very much. And I don't find it any more embarrassing than when I was the only one in high school who didn't get the dirty jokes.

To anyone who's read this whole post- please don't send me pity messages. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

 

[LilyMarie]

I got the same PM twice within half an hour, lol. Dumb troll is dumb.
I had to scroll a little bit through all the other names before I got to mine:

@LilyMarie-"im the less successful troll"..well then why do you keep responding, you plain faced ugly ass piece of shit??? And typical great fucking lame ass comeback there. You prove once again how fucking stupid the typical cam girl is. Your responses are that im not a good troll,,give me a fucking break.

'The less successful troll'? Isn't it supposed to be 'the least'? I'm pretty sure I wrote 'the least'. Oh grammar.
Other than that, yeah, I don't care. In the PM he called a bunch of really hot girls ugly and plain, so I'm actually honored ^^ And the money I make with my ugly ass piece of shit face isn't too bad, either.

 

[Nordling]

I got the same PM twice within half an hour, lol. Dumb troll is dumb.
I had to scroll a little bit through all the other names before I got to mine:

@LilyMarie-"im the less successful troll"..well then why do you keep responding, you plain faced ugly ass piece of shit??? And typical great fucking lame ass comeback there. You prove once again how fucking stupid the typical cam girl is. Your responses are that im not a good troll,,give me a fucking break.

'The less successful troll'? Isn't it supposed to be 'the least'? I'm pretty sure I wrote 'the least'. Oh grammar.
Other than that, yeah, I don't care. In the PM he called a bunch of really hot girls ugly and plain, so I'm actually honored ^^ And the money I make with my ugly ass piece of shit face isn't too bad, either.

What a crappy troll! He just copies himself! lol

@Jupiter, nordling, and bob-again, I give you credit for not denying you are a fucking queers. How much a week does it cost you to be Amber's friend??? You know if you didn't tip her goofy, weird looking ass she wouldn't give you fags the fucking time of day. You fags think you are Amber’s friends, but you queers are just credit card numbers to her.

 

[Anonymous]

Go work at McDonalds, loser.

That's what I suggested HE do in a previous post. He can't even come up with his own material.

Speaking of McDonald's, last night I had a Big Mac, large fry, and a fudge sundae with nuts, and it was delicious. Mooo!!! :animals-cow:

 

[RoxieRed]

Dangit! I missed all the fun.

Seriously, though.... I wonder if he's mad at the world partially because it's impossible for real life women to look like all the comic book women that he is obsessed with and wants to sex. I can't blame him... comic book women can be sexy. Still, I prefer real life women that you can actually touch.

For instance... I want me a handful of Cammi's saggy old woman tits. ray:
But alas, I am not worthy.

 

[Jupiter551]

I woke up to two message notifications (actually three but the last one was a dude asking me how much I charged to hold a sign with his name on it) but they were both gone cos he was banned
Wait, did I just recieve the bob/nordling shared form letter anyway? fuck you 'usmc2013'! (marines, yeah I'm sure)

 

[AmberCutie]

I woke up to two message notifications (actually three but the last one was a dude asking me how much I charged to hold a sign with his name on it) but they were both gone cos he was banned
Wait, did I just recieve the bob/nordling shared form letter anyway? fuck you 'usmc2013'! (marines, yeah I'm sure)

He has just been sending the exact thing he put in this thread a couple days ago via PM to people since we keep deleting his public post of it.

 

[jackie_O]

actually three but the last one was a dude asking me how much I charged to hold a sign with his name on it

Jeez Jupiter, don't leave me hanging. How much do you charge?

 

[Jupiter551]

actually three but the last one was a dude asking me how much I charged to hold a sign with his name on it

Jeez Jupiter, don't leave me hanging. How much do you charge?

400 tokies bb, 800 to pin a sign on my cat

 

[LadyLuna]

actually three but the last one was a dude asking me how much I charged to hold a sign with his name on it

Some people are under the impression that anyone with a female as their avatar is a female, and don't realize that a lot of the male members put a model they enjoy as their avatar. In this case, I think anyone who knows about fansigns should realize that the model is not Jupiter.

My only thing is, I wish when guys put models as their avatar, they would name the model, either with text on the pic, or in their signature. I mean, the ones of Amber are obvious to me now, but they weren't for the first few months I was here.

 

[KayleePond]

800 to pin a sign on my cat

Not going to lie, I'm kind of tempted...

 

[LadyLuna]

800 to pin a sign on my cat

I keep reading this as "sign on my coat". I was gonna ask if you'd be wearing said coat, and what sort of coat it is. Cause, I think trench coats are sexy... :whistle:

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

Damn! I missed all of this??? I hope he comes back! I wanna be added to the list!! I wants some insults! GIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEINNNSULLLLTTTTSSSSSSNAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













now?





how about now?



there yet???

 

[mynameisbob84]

Damn! I missed all of this??? I hope he comes back! I wanna be added to the list!! I wants some insults! GIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEINNNSULLLLTTTTSSSSSSNAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You... smelll, Mrs... green... font. Green is the colour of boogers! Consider yourself insulted, yo :dance:

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

Damn! I missed all of this??? I hope he comes back! I wanna be added to the list!! I wants some insults! GIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEINNNSULLLLTTTTSSSSSSNAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You... smelll, Mrs... green... font. Green is the colour of boogers! Consider yourself insulted, yo :dance:

Ummm, thanks LOL just realized we don't have a nose picking smiley gif......

 

[RoxieRed]

Damn! I missed all of this??? I hope he comes back! I wanna be added to the list!! I wants some insults! GIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEINNNSULLLLTTTTSSSSSSNAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You... smelll, Mrs... green... font. Green is the colour of boogers! Consider yourself insulted, yo :dance:

This is actually more imaginative than what wannabe-troll would have come up with. :lol:

 

[SoTxBob]

:laughing-lettersrofl:
Heeee's Baaaackkk !!
Somebody cue the old Pat Benatar music "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"...

:headbang: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

Pffff ... selective post removal.. Boooooo :crybaby:

 

[RoxieRed]

I'm kinda sad that his attempt to troll me got deleted. I felt so included in the ACF crowd that he'd attack me as part of the group..

 

[SoTxBob]

I'm kinda sad that his attempt to troll me got deleted. I felt so included in the ACF crowd that he'd attack me as part of the group..

bscene-drinkingbuddies: oh well.....

 

[IsabellaSnow]

I don't really care, I am so sick and bored of people being trollish on here. I swear there have been so many more people on here lately being tense/arsey. This troll is boring. It's kind of fun when we get a new troll, not trolling exactly, but like the guy who tried to get us all to join his "boy's" site, then proceeded to insult us, then after it comes out that he was a serial stolen video sharer he still goes on about how he knows great tricks for camming and helps all the girls! That guy pissed me off, but it was quite entertaining, and it brought for forum together in a mutual "fuck off". But then, if that same guy had stuck around, that would have got boring fast.
Stuff like this is no fun, because the guy isn't being genuine or serious, he's just shouting out a load of insults, like chronic internet turrets! Like sometimes I allow basics/guests to write in my room, to see who trolls me the worst, my regulars want to join in on the fun and try to get themselves banned as guests! It completely ruins the fun of it because it's not genuine, I guess they had fun with it which is cool, but it ruins my fun! Anyone can make up something ridiculous and say it, but someone actually meaning that ridiculous thing is what makes us go "oh my god!!!" and find it entertaining.

 

[Anonymous]

You know...I had turned off my PMs on here until the drama with the troll died down. And then, checking my e-mail just now, I see that he didn't waste any time trying to send me another message. I didn't get to read it, but this one was titled:

"hey cornball blackie"

I am flattered, though, that you've STILL got me on your mind, FrankieFan1. :thumbleft: So what's the status on that job with McDonald's? No call back yet, huh? I guess you really are an "epic fail," huh?

This is FrankieFan1's favorite "blackie" signing off..... :hello2: