thoughts dick rating ??

[MarieElise]

I don’t charge anything upfront. But I’ve managed to turn what was a 2 min dick rating into 10+ min on c2c in exclusive only to make it worthwhile. I don’t particularly care for pics, and if they prefer pics then I ask that send me several different angels and a nut shot too.

I ask them to give me certain angles, upclose, side view, etc. I also rate on lot of categories that even include cum shot. After it’s all said, I add up the score on my whiteboard and offer to send them a pic of their “report card” for an additional 10 gold and it’s been good so far.

Dude... I don't even have a dick and now I want a dick rating from you! The level of organization, professionalism and attention to detail sounds ...

 

[englishmuffins]

Dude... I don't even have a dick and now I want a dick rating from you! The level of organization, professionalism and attention to detail sounds ...

Haha thanks, love! Here is an example that I initially used. I've since then modified it. If anyone would like to see what that looks like let me know!

I know that us as models can sometimes feel lost when we do dick ratings or at least I did when I first started. Like, "Wow, your male genitalia. That's nice." and it can often feel repetitive. I made the scorecard so I could have some fun with it and drain the clock and then the cock. But I do understand the negative effect it can have on the ego and mental health so I ask a lot of questions prior to the show to understand what their goal is from getting their dick rated. But I think what I've found fun about dick ratings is that it gives me the opportunity to highlight the positives for those that aren't looking for sph or humiliation.

 

[Deleted member 45270]

Behold: the dick rating panel.

 

[NDSTRUCTIBLE1]

I find it weird as fuck. Like if you have 9+ inch dick what is she going to say that is entirely too small I need 32 inches. If you are average well meh or slightly below or a lil above. Well you are an over achiever or under achiever. Then the only acceptable one for just shits and giggles the micro penis just for laughs but then you need to enjoy abuse. I mean I love my penis because this penis is my penis, there are many like it but this one is mine. I am nothing without my penis. Now model being honest and member goes full private Pyle. I mean she will probably say something in private if she really likes it and I mean like the moment she sees it. Like do have baby child in hanging in your pants.

 

[DJ_Pioneer]

I have never done one. To me it seems pointless because like most penises it is going to be average. Besides if people were actually interested in seeing it they would probably pay me, not the other way around. So my conclusion is that average penises are not interesting because there are already so many of them out there for people to look at. If I put mine out there I would devalue the average penis even further. People need to stop with the dick pics, and make the opportunity to see an average penis a special occasion again. ?

 

[rockin_rod]

If I put mine out there I would devalue the average penis even further.

we'd have to cope

 

[yummybrownfox]

What's weird to me is when a guy asks me to rate how he looks in general (His face). I'm thinking to myself WHYYY???

Kinda makes me wish they had just asked me to rate their dick instead. Lol. I like watching dudes play with their dick. I don't wanna stare at your face, and give it a rating. *Sigh* Lmao. And then if his feelings get hurt because I didn't rate him as highly as other girls did, he's gonna be like "Oh. Well other girls gave me a 7/8."

 

[MiaSarah]

I used to do them for 200 tokens. I no longer do them (other than for clients who have been coming for quite a long time, that I trust), because one time, the dude had crabs. I kid you not. FUCKING CRABS! I was so grossed out, I told him he needed to go to a doctor. He wrote every name he could think of and then left, with a thumbs down of course.

 

[rockin_rod]

one time, the dude had crabs. I kid you not. FUCKING CRABS! I was so grossed out, I told him he needed to go to a doctor. He wrote every name he could think of and then left, with a thumbs down of course.

safe to say he disagreed with the score then...... ewww

 

[Violet Dawn]

I hate doing them. Because almost all dicks look the same to me.

I hate hurting feelings and I honestly hate inflating egos.

I just genuinely don't actually care what ya dick looks like.

 

[CallMeMaria]

First off all THANK YOU for this thread, this is a subject I think about a lot!

I find dick rates frustrating. Everything I'm about to say here is based on my own personal experience and hopefully does not apply to everyone.

I always ask them to specify if they want honest, gentle, or brutal review. If they say honest (almost all do) I tell them they can't get mad if they don't like what I have to say. Even though I make efforts not to be mean (unless asked) most will leave. If I want the show to keep going, I'm put in a position where I can't be completely honest.

Its unfair to ask someone with a vested ($) interest in not disappointing to give "honest" feedback. If you want me to praise your dick and tell you it looks great, then SAY THAT. Maybe it ruins the fantasy if I'm "in" on it, so they have to keep asking models to be "honest" until they find one who will give a 5/5.

This - so much!

If you want me to be in awe of your mighty member, then please tell me in advance. I will write a glowing rating - at the end of the day I am here just to make you the happiest boy in the world, while the tokens roll.

 

[AudriTwo]

I used to do them for 200 tokens. I no longer do them (other than for clients who have been coming for quite a long time, that I trust), because one time, the dude had crabs. I kid you not. FUCKING CRABS! I was so grossed out, I told him he needed to go to a doctor. He wrote every name he could think of and then left, with a thumbs down of course.

love when they become unstable after you tell them to see a doctor. sorry for being concerned for their general health. i've told a man whose ejaculate was green he needs to go his prostrate examed ASAP. instead of going to the doctor, im pretty sure he spent two weeks harassing me.

 

[veggiebabyy]

I hate doing them. I didn't offer them for a looooong time, and now I only do it a few times a year for a couple days as a special event. I hate seeing random dicks, and every once in a while you get a really nasty one ? plus I'm just looking for a pic or two but guys take it as an invitation to start sending giant albums of dick pics or videos of them jerking off which I really did not agree to. I only offer honest rates, but I tend to be as nice as I can about it. I raise the price a little each time I offer them. I think last time it was $15 for a written rating where I rate 1-10 and write a short sentence about length, girth, shape, proportions, head, and overall "fuckability" (?) or $35 for a short video where I basically did the same thing but as a video instead of written. I only offered them on OF and it got a few people to sign up for my OF. As far as sex work goes, it's pretty quick and easy money to do dick rates, but that's the only thing I like about them.

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

If they want to pay for a dick rating because they want to hear my actual opinion, no sugar-coating, okay. If they want me to flatter them regardless of opinion, I'm not interested. I accept requests for them often when I live cam, it can be pretty amusing for me. I prefer to do them over c2c pretty much always, I think because then I have less reason to doubt it's their equipment they are showing me. Sooo many weird dudes request dick ratings on dick pics that are not their own, somehow that ruins any fun in it for me. ? Makes no sense. It's fantasy, yes, and you are paying for that fantasy so whatever. But I only accept sessions that are enjoyable for me as well. I also appreciate the c2c format for these for the live reaction factor. Again, more fun for me that way.

 

[Just_A_Guy]

Didn't know sending D picks or asking for a rating was a thing, to be honest. Anyway, for what it is worth, it comes to my mind now having read about an american artist, or maybe it was just an ordinary woman, can't remember now, who really got fed up with all the unwanted D- picks she had been receiving via Facebook or Twitter and so decided to set up a sort of an exhibition. Genius move, I would say, as she had people paying for tickets to watch the pics she had got. But I mean, the cr*p the passess as art nowadays. Not joking, it has recently been sold on the market an invisible statue.

an example

The level of professionalism, expertise, competency, and scientific approach to the matter is something that needs to be respected and praised!

 

[englishmuffins]

Didn't know sending D picks or asking for a rating was a thing, to be honest. Anyway, for what it is worth, it comes to my mind now having read about an american artist, or maybe it was just an ordinary woman, can't remember now, who really got fed up with all the unwanted D- picks she had been receiving via Facebook or Twitter and so decided to set up a sort of an exhibition. Genius move, I would say, as she had people paying for tickets to watch the pics she had got. But I mean, the cr*p the passess as art nowadays. Not joking, it has recently been sold on the market an invisible statue.


The level of professionalism, expertise, competency, and scientific approach to the matter is something that needs to be respected and praised!

Thank you! ?

 

[Just_A_Guy]

Thank you!

I meant it. If there's one thing I can't put up with, whatever the field, is incompetency and unprofessionalism.

 

[Emberblaze]

There were so many replies in this thread that completely disturbed me. Thanks y'all. I didn't need to sleep tonight...

*Hides under her bed from the dicks that need medical care*

 

[silentm0de]

I never asked a model or OF creator for a dick rating. I think it is gross, childish and I don't understand the motivation behind it. Maybe it is for younger men who are insecure about themselves, maybe from watching too much mainstream porn. Also, if you browse certain subreddits where women post pictures of their genitalia, they never ask for ratings. They just ask like "Would you eat me?" or "Is my pussy beautiful?". So I figure this a male thing.
Probably I am weird, but it is the same for me with any kind of sexual content that emphasizes the value of the phallus. To each their own, but I must admit that male-centered porn or sexual activities revolving around dicks is a major turn off.

 

[Ozzie_]

I never asked a model or OF creator for a dick rating. I think it is gross, childish and I don't understand the motivation behind it. Maybe it is for younger men who are insecure about themselves, maybe from watching too much mainstream porn. Also, if you browse certain subreddits where women post pictures of their genitalia, they never ask for ratings. They just ask like "Would you eat me?" or "Is my pussy beautiful?". So I figure this a male thing.
Probably I am weird, but it is the same for me with any kind of sexual content that emphasizes the value of the phallus. To each their own, but I must admit that male-centered porn or sexual activities revolving around dicks is a major turn off.

To be honest I think asking "Would you eat me" or "is my pussy beautiful" IS actually asking for a rating.

So... same same.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I hate doing them. Because almost all dicks look the same to me.

I hate hurting feelings and I honestly hate inflating egos.

I just genuinely don't actually care what ya dick looks like.

Same. The best I could give is "yep, that's definitely a penis".

 

[GraysonDrake]

I find it weird as fuck. Like if you have 9+ inch dick what is she going to say that is entirely too small I need 32 inches. If you are average well meh or slightly below or a lil above. Well you are an over achiever or under achiever. Then the only acceptable one for just shits and giggles the micro penis just for laughs but then you need to enjoy abuse. I mean I love my penis because this penis is my penis, there are many like it but this one is mine. I am nothing without my penis. Now model being honest and member goes full private Pyle. I mean she will probably say something in private if she really likes it and I mean like the moment she sees it. Like do have baby child in hanging in your pants.

I've literally had people want things like this from me, I don't really get it but I won't yuck someone's yum. I'll do SPH if they want it and because they get off on it but honestly with most dicks I'm just like:

"Yes, that is a penis. Good job bro."

All dicks are basically good ones in my opinion as long as you're practicing basic hygiene. I don't really feel like bodyshaming people unless they specifically get off on it and it makes them happy, then it's fun for me because I know they're enjoying it. If I do c2c and somebody has a nice dick I'll just say so, same if I think someone is cute or if they have nice tattoos or whatever.

That being said I did put dick ratings on my reddit menu because it seemed like everyone was offering them so I assumed they were popular and I might be losing out on potential income by not doing it. Really though I think that doing ratings started as a way for models to get compensation for dick pics and to train customers ask/pay first before sending them. I think I'm going to stop offering ratings unless specifically requested and just tell people that they need to tip if they want to send me a pic.

 

[MarieElise]

I've literally had people want things like this from me, I don't really get it but I won't yuck someone's yum. I'll do SPH if they want it and because they get off on it but honestly with most dicks I'm just like:

"Yes, that is a penis. Good job bro."

All dicks are basically good ones in my opinion as long as you're practicing basic hygiene. I don't really feel like bodyshaming people unless they specifically get off on it and it makes them happy, then it's fun for me because I know they're enjoying it. If I do c2c and somebody has a nice dick I'll just say so, same if I think someone is cute or if they have nice tattoos or whatever.

That being said I did put dick ratings on my reddit menu because it seemed like everyone was offering them so I assumed they were popular and I might be losing out on potential income by not doing it. Really though I think that doing ratings started as a way for models to get compensation for dick pics and to train customers ask/pay first before sending them. I think I'm going to stop offering ratings unless specifically requested and just tell people that they need to tip if they want to send me a pic.

Why does that guy only have one eyebrow? lol wtf?

 

[NotYou]

To be honest I think asking "Would you eat me" or "is my pussy beautiful" IS actually asking for a rating.

So... same same.

I had a model ask me to rate her pussy once.
It wasn't in a "taking the piss" or "bitchy" or a prank or anything else (it was genuine), she was actually curious because she got guys asking for dick ratings so she was curious what a rating for her would be and what a guy would actually say and how he would/could describe it.

I was honestly confused, nervous and just didn't know what I would say.
LUCKILY(?), it never actually came to be because she stopped camming and stopped going on OnlyFans (this was all on OF). I was kind of happy but disappointed that it didn't happen because even I was curious WTF I would say - I am truly not great at describing (I am the worst at dirty talk) anything, let alone a pussy.

But yeah, not sure if "pussy rating" is an actual thing but it almost was once for me lol

 

[AmyCant]

I didn’t realize dick ratings were a thing but, wow, you’re report card concept is amazing!

 

[GraysonDrake]

I had a model ask me to rate her pussy once.
It wasn't in a "taking the piss" or "bitchy" or a prank or anything else (it was genuine), she was actually curious because she got guys asking for dick ratings so she was curious what a rating for her would be and what a guy would actually say and how he would/could describe it.

I was honestly confused, nervous and just didn't know what I would say.
LUCKILY(?), it never actually came to be because she stopped camming and stopped going on OnlyFans (this was all on OF). I was kind of happy but disappointed that it didn't happen because even I was curious WTF I would say - I am truly not great at describing (I am the worst at dirty talk) anything, let alone a pussy.

But yeah, not sure if "pussy rating" is an actual thing but it almost was once for me lol

I've seen queer content creators offer them to be inclusive but I really doubt many people actually do them.

 

[rockin_rod]

I was honestly confused, nervous and just didn't know what I would say.
LUCKILY(?), it never actually came to be because she stopped camming and stopped going on OnlyFans (this was all on OF). I was kind of happy but disappointed that it didn't happen because even I was curious WTF I would say - I am truly not great at describing (I am the worst at dirty talk) anything, let alone a pussy.

But yeah, not sure if "pussy rating" is an actual thing but it almost was once for me lol

There's so much that could be said about this, but similar to the dick rating criteria, probably best left to describing aesthetics rather than size.
That said, I had an unexpected and totally unsolicited comment during a recent c2c. The model told me that she liked my size, and that she thought it would fit her like a hand in a glove.
Of course I did not ask her how big or small her hands were! Just decided to take it as a compliment, whether intentional or not, and suitably ambiguous

 

[yummybrownfox]

The model told me that she liked my size, and that she thought it would fit her like a hand in a glove.
Of course I did not ask her how big or small her hands were!

She's referring to how she thinks your dick and her pussy would be a perfect fit...I think? My last fwb used to say excitedly "OMG, your pussy is gripping at my dick!" LOL.

 

[rockin_rod]

She's referring to how she thinks your dick and her pussy would be a perfect fit...I think? My last fwb used to say excitedly "OMG, your pussy is gripping at my dick!" LOL.

Yeah I understood her ?

The difference between perception of size reminds me of a joke from years ago:
A really conceited man and a really conceited woman are having sex.
The woman says "aren't I tight?"
the man says "No, just full"

 

[Jenna K]

It's disgusting for me, I really don't like to receive a dick pic, mostly when I don't get paid for it. If I get paid for at leats it's work.

And I don't like to send a dick pic for rating, unless I get paid too.