Top 50 Oxymorons

[Bocefish]

50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Friendly Weapons
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Religious tolerance
4. Female logic
3. Exact estimate
2. Senate Ethics
And the Number One top OXYMORON:
1. Microsoft Works
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[Rose]

rotl, that was pretty funny. never even though about half of those actually being oxymorons.

 

[Zoomer]

42. Almost exactly

I keep saying this one, and every time I say out loud "wtf am I saying, it's either exact or it isn't... there is no "almost" about it!"

Doesn't matter how many times, it still slips out :angry-steamingears: :lol:

 

[sargasm_]

ROFL at religious tolerance :-D

 

[XxXIndiXxX]

How is legally drunk an oxymoron?!

And my dad is a christian scientist... I'm still trying to get the courage to ask him how exactly that works without getting an hour long lecture!

 

[Wilfy84]

36. British fashion

Erm Excuse me??? :angry4:

Home Office
Liquid Gas
Creative Destruction
Virtual Reality
Silent Alarm
Precious Junk
Equally Diverse
Common Phenomenon
Genuine Imitation

 

[Bocefish]

36. British fashion

Erm Excuse me??? :angry4:

Enuf said

 

[Wilfy84]

36. British fashion

Erm Excuse me??? :angry4:

Enuf said

Just a minor glitch, shes not an important member of the royal family anyway