Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

I have been asked many things, but this one was the first;

Member: Can you instruct me to fuck a liver, from the butcher?

I have so many questions.. I mean.. how... what... why?!

*I hope this is not too gross a story to recount*
Well, this took me back many years to when I got my first full-time job working in construction in London.
There was a senior general foreman who was a Scot in his late 60's, and he lived on the job site in a trailer/caravan (like many did in those days).
Construction workers never miss an opportunity to talk about sex and related stuff, and me being a young and new guy, it wasn't long before he got around to talking to me of his masturbation techniques.
This old guy told me he would put a couple of pieces of raw liver in a pint glass, invert it onto his cock, and then fuck it. Said it felt 'very close to the real thing'. Yeah, right, I thought.
At the time, I figured he was just a crazy old guy trying to mess with my head, so I just ignored him.
But one day I saw him sitting outside his trailer/caravan frying liver and onions in a pan. He gave me a sly grin, winked and said 'be a shame to waste it afterwards, mmmmmm'.
I never knew if it really was a thing or not, but let's just say I've never been able to look at liver since then, without feeling sick.

 

[rockin_rod]

something like that happened to me, also got dissed for taking the model private, although they were regular users, no green, no red. @ssholes if you ask me.

Especially Mods and Greens should be happy when the model is getting tokens. Kudos to the model for silencing a fan club member.

I can never understand why anyone who claims to be a supporter of a model, would act all butthurt when he/she gets a private......
but clearly the show of support is not genuine, and they're only there for a sense of power and self-agenda.

 

[Just_A_Guy]

something like that happened to me

Well, of course there's no way for me to know it for sure, but I had the feeling that both the mod and the fan member might well have been the same guy under two different names.

 

[NotYou]

I never post in this section because I'm not a model, but something really unbelieveble happened to me, so I thought I would share a) to give an idea about how the whole cb mod situation is really getting out of hand, and b) because maybe other members might relate if by chance something similar happened to them. As a matter of fact, I also thought to actually take a screenshot of the whole chat conversation and post it here without deleting the names because I would like the morons to be known.

Now, personally I never visit models with mods in their chat and, in fact, I get out as soon as I see one. But, I mean, to each their own. Anyway, among other members, there were in her chat a mod and a fan club member. The WTF moment was that after my private ended I just waited for the model to return in public chat and, my bad, instead of sendig a pm, I just wrote in the chat something like good bye hope see you soon. Something like that. The point is that both the mod and the fan member I guess figured out that I was the one who took the model private for what they deemed to be too long and started tagging me and addressing me in the chat complaining that I should have tipped the model instead of taking her private. You might think I'm joking, but I am not. I repeat, complaing that I should have tipped instead of taking her private. As absurd as it might sound, this is what happened. Actually, I didn't even know that you could tag other members in the chat, must be a recent cb feature I was not aware of. Have no idea, and in fact I was surprised. Also, I have to say, and I mean this with no disrespect, imagine if I could give 2 f*cks about what a cb mod or a fan member might think.

As a positive note, I must say that the model, sua sponte, immediatey silenced the fan member in the chat and de-moded the mod. Sorry for the long wall, but it was so absurd that I can't help but share it.

I don't mind mods/knights on sites so long as they are not being overly intrusive, annoying, rude, etc.
But in this case, even I would definitely get pissed and annoyed at these guys doing that, first and foremost, it's none of their business how you decide to spend the tokens on her (pvt or public). Clearly, they was just wanting a free show.

It's not often I will avoid a room because of a mod or fan member or regular member, especially on CB since I can "ignore user", but there are definitely some that I do because of them.
A regular whale tipper in a favourite model's room, I stopped going to or would go but not interact because he had 3 or 4 different accounts in her room at the same time, and would be talking TO HIMSELF on each of them, begging himself up, complimenting himself, and just chatting to himself on them all, whilst talking to her (and not talking to others in the room). It just made it weird and awkward to be able to talk or get a word in at all, and if I ignored all of his accounts, I never would have known who the model was talking to or why she was saying what she was saying.

I was very happy she was receiving lots of tokens though, so for this reason I never mentioned it to her (although she did guess/realise because I completely stopped interacting if I was there or just stopped visiting) Obviously for this I don't blame her or fault her, she was receiving 10,000+ tokens per day from him, and if he wanted to talk to himself etc from multiple accounts, then fine, and at first it was funny and laughable but that was when he only had 2 accounts but when he started with 3 or 4, it just constantly dominated the chat with his talking (he would generally tip from his main account, then big himself and tip a little more on other accounts).

 

[yummybrownfox]

The WTF moment was that after my private ended I just waited for the model to return in public chat and, my bad, instead of sendig a pm, I just wrote in the chat something like good bye hope see you soon. Something like that. The point is that both the mod and the fan member I guess figured out that I was the one who took the model private for what they deemed to be too long and started tagging me and addressing me in the chat complaining that I should have tipped the model instead of taking her private.

Ew. Sounds like jealous members who are salty that they didn't get to jack off to a public cum show, and that you got to have the model all to yourself instead in a private show.

 

[rockin_rod]

Er, no.........

 

[schruti]

 

[Jay_Storm]

Now, personally I never visit models with mods in their chat and, in fact, I get out as soon as I see one.

As a positive note, I must say that the model, sua sponte, immediatey silenced the fan member in the chat and de-moded the mod. Sorry for the long wall, but it was so absurd that I can't help but share it.

Mods are the worst and I can say that because I am a mod in two rooms through no fault of my own.

But that is horrible and stupid. If a model does pvt, that is up to her. I am glad she slapped them down. Also, I assume you tipped in pvt so they have no idea how much you actually tipped her. I often tip in excess of 1000 additional tokens on top of the minute rate because I know that during the 15-30 minutes we are in pvt a lot of users will leave for other rooms.

Those two were completely out of line.

 

[NotYou]

This is not what members DO say but rather what members DO NOT say

I am in a room and she is lagging badly for me, I have tried lots of things, it's the same. Other rooms are all fine for me. Just hers is not working. I asked in the public chat if it lags for anyone else (so if it does she can try to resolve it and not just say it's my end), but no one ever comments to say yes or no. This happens so much in rooms.

 

[CheeseMoon]

but no one ever comments to say yes or no. This happens so much in rooms.

I see the same happening all the time on SC. My personal theory is that the majority of the users in less popular rooms aren't actually paying attention to neither the chat nor the model until something interesting happens that someone else paid for.

But on the other hand I have no problem understanding why greys and lower level users aren't too interested in saying anything. Either they are blocked from the public chat because they don't have tokens, some overzealous knight repeatedly tell them to STFU and tip or the models completely ignores the chat until someone tips for something. The latter is fair enough I guess, but it does not make for very interesting or friendly rooms.

 

[NotYou]

I see the same happening all the time on SC. My personal theory is that the majority of the users in less popular rooms aren't actually paying attention to neither the chat nor the model until something interesting happens that someone else paid for.

But on the other hand I have no problem understanding why greys and lower level users aren't too interested in saying anything. Either they are blocked from the public chat because they don't have tokens, some overzealous knight repeatedly tell them to STFU and tip or the models completely ignores the chat until someone tips for something. The latter is fair enough I guess, but it does not make for very interesting or friendly rooms.

I can understand that. In this instance though, there were 3 gold users talking, and one of those just kept telling everyone to take her for a private show - so it was annoying that they were chatting but couldn't just say that it's fine, but oh well.

 

[Jay_Storm]

This is not what members DO say but rather what members DO NOT say

I am in a room and she is lagging badly for me, I have tried lots of things, it's the same. Other rooms are all fine for me. Just hers is not working. I asked in the public chat if it lags for anyone else (so if it does she can try to resolve it and not just say it's my end), but no one ever comments to say yes or no. This happens so much in rooms.

As a mod I try to engage with every user even if it just a hello. The model often cannot keep up with the public chat and PM so I try and field the simple questions because a simple answer might lead to a tip. No reason not to be friendly.

I always feel bad when I or the model say hello to a new user and they immediately leave. I feel like they were hoping to be unnoticed. ?

 

[Deleted member 45270]

I asked in the public chat if it lags for anyone else, but no one ever comments to say yes or no.

It's frustrating enough to be ignored in the room as a member.. let alone being a streamer and asking this to no response ?

 

[Ozzie_]

This is not what members DO say but rather what members DO NOT say

I am in a room and she is lagging badly for me, I have tried lots of things, it's the same. Other rooms are all fine for me. Just hers is not working. I asked in the public chat if it lags for anyone else (so if it does she can try to resolve it and not just say it's my end), but no one ever comments to say yes or no. This happens so much in rooms.

I also think a lot of users have no idea how a stream "should" look (under ideal conditions) re lag and video quality.

 

[rockin_rod]

As a mod I try to engage with every user even if it just a hello. The model often cannot keep up with the public chat and PM so I try and field the simple questions because a simple answer might lead to a tip. No reason not to be friendly.

I always feel bad when I or the model say hello to a new user and they immediately leave. I feel like they were hoping to be unnoticed. ?

My own 2 cent's worth is that a moderator should behave as the model wants them to, in this regard.
Because they should be helping, but not obtrusively - unless the model wants a kind of MC working the crowd, but this can really put many off (myself included).
I think the reason why most mods are universally disliked is that so often they seem to be on a power trip, pressuring for tips, then thanking as though it was their room, silencing folk at will (because they can), flooding chat with gifs etc etc.
This behaviour may well be because the mods are often emotionally invested towards the model, so impartiality and consistency go out the window, and petty dramas get played out live.
I know that over time, the interaction between a model and a good moderator can be really effective; but too often it just never gets to that point.

Here's an idea I've been considering:
Would-be Moderators have to have been active and using tokens for a minimum period on the site.
They have to request Moderator status, and if granted by Admin, go into a pool of volunteers.
Models who want a moderator check a 'request mod' box in settings.
Moderators are assigned to a room at random when logging on.
Their first 'task' would be to read the model's list of how the model wants to run the room.
Models have the ability to kick the Mod and be assigned another, if they don't meet expectations.

I know, Utopia, right?

 

[Highlander884]

It's true. I only do as a mod what I'm told to do. Any silencing or promotion gifs is based on if the lady I mod for wants them or not.
Think only once did I silence someone out of spite (was unemployed at the time and the guy just seemed to really hate the idea of me being on cb while not working).

I've had arguments with girls I've modded for but it's never about being a mod or wanting attention over others.

 

[norcalmd]

This is not what members DO say but rather what members DO NOT say

I am in a room and she is lagging badly for me, I have tried lots of things, it's the same. Other rooms are all fine for me. Just hers is not working. I asked in the public chat if it lags for anyone else (so if it does she can try to resolve it and not just say it's my end), but no one ever comments to say yes or no. This happens so much in rooms.

That and sound issues (volume too low or muted). Sometimes I’m the only one who says anything and then finds out the mic has been off for the last hour.

 

[Ozzie_]

My own 2 cent's worth is that a moderator should behave as the model wants them to, in this regard.
Because they should be helping, but not obtrusively - unless the model wants a kind of MC working the crowd, but this can really put many off (myself included).

I agree with this entirely.

Here's an idea I've been considering:
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Moderators are assigned to a room at random when logging on.

Personally I can't think of anything worse. Why would i want to mod for a model I don't know? I do not visit (in my case) Stripcchat to "clock on" as a knight as some sort of a job, I am there to visit (and support) my model friend(s). Be fucked if I am spending my time in a stranger's room .

Models have the ability to kick the Mod and be assigned another, if they don't meet expectations.

I would assume they have the right / ability to remove mod/knight status now? (I know knight status can be removed on SC)
If a model wants a mod/knight, surely that is their business, as is their choice with whom to fill that role.

I *do* think it should be posible to remove oneself as a knight (no idea if it is possible to "de-mod" oneself on other sites)

 

[rockin_rod]

Personally I can't think of anything worse. Why would i want to mod for a model I don't know? I do not visit (in my case) Stripcchat to "clock on" as a knight as some sort of a job, I am there to visit (and support) my model friend(s). Be fucked if I am spending my time in a stranger's room .

Suggestion was semi-serious though, and more about models not having to choose who to make a Mod - and all the bs that goes behind the scenes with motivation, rivalry etc - and knowing that there was someone there who was primarily keeping the room orderly without agenda. One of the rooms I used to frequent very regularly had a stellar moderator who was always there like the furniture, never really watched the show, but monitored the chat like a hawk, so not all are there just to catch the visuals.
And don't get me started about the SC 'Knight' terminology - if anything, that to me is worse than the idea of a Moderator, it implies a model needs protecting/saving so straight up attracts those who want to

 

[Ozzie_]

And don't get me started about the SC 'Knight' terminology - if anything, that to me is worse than the idea of a Moderator, it implies a model needs protecting/saving so straight up attracts those who want to

It's all personal perception, I guess (Of course almost everything is).

To me a Knight is the soldier of whoever is the ruler in the realm and in a cam room, that's the model.
Protecting? Yes. Supporting? Yes. Saving? No.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Member: If i walked up to you on the street and offered you a €1000 would you fuck??
Member: if not what would be your price, just curious

Model:

 

[CheeseMoon]

Member: If i walked up to you on the street and offered you a €1000 would you fuck??

Well, he didn't specify *who* you were supposed to fuck ?‍ ?

 

[Jay_Storm]

They have to request Moderator status, and if granted by Admin, go into a pool of volunteers.

The funny thing is that I tell every model that anyone who wants to be a mod should NOT be a mod.

I am a mod in two rooms and the models made me mod and have never unselected me. Neither even asked. One I rarely see and I am still a mod when I show up.

But the other one I visit regularly and she wants me to answer basic questions and requests. If someone asks for something I tell them the tip amount. I chat with regulars and monitor offensive behavior. I have almost never silenced someone without checking with her first. Only when it is particularly egregious.

 

[Life_Happens]

<firstname>wantspussy: You look like my sister it makes me horny
<firstname>wantspussy: Do I fuck her ?

WTF?

 

[CheeseMoon]

<firstname>wantspussy: You look like my sister it makes me horny
<firstname>wantspussy: Do I fuck her ?

WTF?

I'm not surprised creepy shit like this pops up in chats. Pornhub is basically a collection of thinly veiled incest clips atm, so either it's a porn thing I didn't get the memo on or it has become so mainstream that people think it's normal now.

Okay I'll stop now before I get too old man is annoyed by porn.

 

[Ozzie_]

The funny thing is that I tell every model that anyone who wants to be a mod should NOT be a mod.

I agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment. Generally the couple of times I have seen it in the room I am a knight in, it has not ended in a positive way.:-

*Guy tips well and begs to be made Knight over a period of weeks
*Model eventually decides he is an ok guy and makes him knight
*Guy behaves a little arrogantly for a day or two and then never comes back.
?‍

I am a mod in two rooms and the models made me mod and have never unselected me. Neither even asked. One I rarely see and I am still a mod when I show up.

But the other one I visit regularly and she wants me to answer basic questions and requests. If someone asks for something I tell them the tip amount. I chat with regulars and monitor offensive behavior. I have almost never silenced someone without checking with her first. Only when it is particularly egregious.

I am only really active in one room (and may or may not still be knight in the other rooms I used to visit) and in her room we have open communication and have done for years so I know fairly well what she wants from me. I will post tip menu etc info, answer easy questions, bring things to her attention if it looks like she has missed something important in public chat (English is not her first language so sometimes she gets "lost" -- it can be a very chatty room) and mute guys who get out of line.

Occasionally I will do something she does not agree with (after all, we do not actually share one brain) and in that case she tells me and I make note for the future. We are adults, we communicate. All genuine friends do.

 

[Just_A_Guy]

who are salty

I know, and, personally, I agree with you, and btw this is exactly I have like no problems tipping here and there in public chat but I am more of a pvt kind of guy. I mean why should I tip for other people to enjoy what I tipped for. Makes no sense. Whenever I do, is just as a gift, because I "know" the model in question, and I just happen to be online, passing by and say hi. Also, another completely embarassing thing that cb members or mods oftentimes do is cheering you up and rooting for you if you tip. Like, do I know you? No. Did I ask for your opiniom. Also, no. Don't they realise how pathetic and embarassing they look like? Don't know, never had a problem with cb, but I have to say it really starts annoying me.

Anyway, the model in question wasn't even taking private when I asked her in a pm, and her pvt prices weren't even one of those public listed on the site. She just opened the private option for me when I asked and pm'd me the price. Glad she got rid of her mod I have to say.

 

[Ozzie_]

I'm not surprised creepy shit like this pops up in chats. Pornhub is basically a collection of thinly veiled incest clips atm, so either it's a porn thing I didn't get the memo on or it has become so mainstream that people think it's normal now.

Okay I'll stop now before I get too old man is annoyed by porn.

It is a valid point / issue. "Manufactured" porn has always given unrealistic expectations to people. Whether it was merely that all guys re hugely hung and can fuck for hours from the 70s, to the "recent" all women are happy to take a prick up the arse with no foreplay or lubrication.

The "issue" to me these days is that porn is so easily available that there are many guys for whom porn is their main (only?) reference point and who think it (porn) is "normal" behaviour, and that is not good for them, or for their sexual partners.

 

[Just_A_Guy]

I'm not surprised creepy shit

The "issue" to me these days is that porn is so easily available that there are many guys for whom porn is their main (only?) reference point

Not that anybody asked, but, personally, I agree with what both of you have said. @CheeseMoon; @Ozzie_

 

[rockin_rod]

I have like no problems tipping here and there in public chat but I am more of a pvt kind of guy. I mean why should I tip for other people to enjoy what I tipped for. Makes no sense.

^ Just happened to read this after leaving a room where the model had several privates in a row.
Me, I was thinking how great that she is making good money today.
Plenty of freeloaders were grumbling about it, because they felt this was unfairly denying them the 'right' to watch a great show for nothing. Assholes.