Boner/Lady Boner killers while watching porn?

[Jillybean]

Dudes with weiner implants, shit is hilarious looking
Dudes with diseases clearly showing on genitalia
Fake boobs, fakes asses, fake lips

Biggest mistake of the year:

"Guys get PENIS IMPLANTS? Really? Oh, I gotta Google this!"

And then I Googled it. :crybaby:

 

[Finebrush]

yeh, never google something related to aesthetic surgery, or the like... You can end up seriously shocked... :lol:
Happens to me whenever I google for anything health related... Till such extent that I now just avoid it and whenever have a curiosity or sth I want to be taken care of, I just go to the doctor, lol...

 

[Bocefish]

Breast implant ripples and the implants where just the nipple end of the breast flops around like a loose sock falling off your foot.

 

[RubySophia]

Really loud, obviously fake, over-the-top moaning and screaming

stupid ridiculous plots

 

[AmberCutie]

Really loud, obviously fake, over-the-top moaning and screaming

There are a few cam girls I have to mute for this reason.

 

[Finebrush]

Me too.. IMO, the little cute girl (in some cases sounds a bit too innocent-silly) acute sharp tone is overused and probably overrated... I hear it a lot in mfc rooms. But hey, if they tested that it works better, I would understand. Not my cup of coffee, tho. :twocents-02cents:

Now that I think, it might help hiding your real voice, or might be some kind of voice camouflage for shy models... Or maybe is just what works better, after trying several ways.

 

[KyraFortune]

"Guys get PENIS IMPLANTS? Really? Oh, I gotta Google this!"

And then I Googled it. :crybaby:

I did too. ;_;

Curiousity killed my eyes. WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?

 

[zippypinhead]

Showing the dudes O face. Every. Fucking. Time.

QFT

There are very few truly handsome straight porn actors. Seeing them make ape faces as they nut is a real put-off.

Also, bad editing in general.

 

[Kokoro]

I saw this picture of a chick with a gaping asshole with milk and Fruit Loops inside her asshole.

I almost vomited. That was probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

Showing the dudes O face. Every. Fucking. Time.

QFT

There are very few truly handsome straight porn actors. Seeing them make ape faces as they nut is a real put-off.

Also, bad editing in general.

OK, here's where I start to wonder.

As a (mostly) straight female, I love seeing a guy's face as he cums. I also love a bit of focus on the man, at least more than there usually is. In most porn, the guy is just a stuntcock...which is a huge turn-off for me. If I'm watching two people fucking, I want to see TWO people fucking. But I know the reason they don't show more is because it's a turn-off for the majority audience (aka straight males...)

It makes me wonder about things like marketing, because it's so strange as a female that buys porn that most of it is geared towards men. As much as I love watching pretty girls get beat, I want to see the twisted face of the villain doing the damage.

 

[zippypinhead]

Showing the dudes O face. Every. Fucking. Time.

QFT

There are very few truly handsome straight porn actors. Seeing them make ape faces as they nut is a real put-off.

Also, bad editing in general.

OK, here's where I start to wonder.

As a (mostly) straight female, I love seeing a guy's face as he cums. I also love a bit of focus on the man, at least more than there usually is. In most porn, the guy is just a stuntcock...which is a huge turn-off for me. If I'm watching two people fucking, I want to see TWO people fucking. But I know the reason they don't show more is because it's a turn-off for the majority audience (aka straight males...)

It makes me wonder about things like marketing, because it's so strange as a female that buys porn that most of it is geared towards men. As much as I love watching pretty girls get beat, I want to see the twisted face of the villain doing the damage.

If we're talking about straight, procedural, industrial porn, geared towards masculine heterosexual males, then yes, it does bother me. It bothers me because that type of porn is not about guys doing some fucking. It's about ladies getting fucked. Suddenly giving a face to the stunt cock makes it about him, and takes away from the real subject. And, as I'd stated, it takes me right out of it.

But you're hinting at things that are way more complicated. It's a fair question, but it's a road toward debates about gender politics and sex-positivity, and all that wonderful stuff. It would be nice if there was a market of porn geared toward heterosexual women, but I've never seen much of it -- and I've looked. It just doesn't exist on the same order that straight-male or queer-oriented stuff does. It's like, if you're a lady who is into dudes, you don't get to have your own porn. You have to settle for someone else's ideal porn, or romance novels or something. That doesn't seem fair. Seems like a woefully untapped market there. Honestly, the more I think about it, the more complicated it gets. There's really a lot of overarching social, political, historical baggage there.

Still, until Vivid and Wicked and all them start hiring prettier guys, I don't want to see their contorted faces when they come.

 

[SimoneLuxe]

french tips
moaning too loud
scissoring
positions that are obviously not pleasurable
looking into the camera
awkward dirty talk
when the cameraperson talks to whoever is performing

 

[Kunra9]

So I was watching a video recently, and the girl in the video was doing some dirty talk.

When she started up it seemed a bit fake, but the action was hot enough to deal with it, UNTIL she slipped up

She had been rattling off a few dirty talking standards when she said..

"Oh yeah fuck that tight little cock"

Then her and the guy both laughed when they realized what she said, then kept going and she kept dirty talking.

But that slip and the subsequent laughter were instant moment killers.
Next vid.

 

[LilyMarie]

There are very few truly handsome straight porn actors.

It would be nice if there was a market of porn geared toward heterosexual women, but I've never seen much of it -- and I've looked. It just doesn't exist on the same order that straight-male or queer-oriented stuff does. It's like, if you're a lady who is into dudes, you don't get to have your own porn. You have to settle for someone else's ideal porn, or romance novels or something. That doesn't seem fair.

So very true. I have yet to find a conventionally attractive straight porn actor other than James Deen. :icon-cry:

 

[curvyredhead]

Showing the dudes O face. Every. Fucking. Time.

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also...insane positions....

Maybe it's my height and weight...but If I can't at least imagine doing the position is totally kill it for me.

Even if it's a position a could do...if it does not look comfy like a could constrained on the pleasure....It just kills it for me.

 

[SaffronBurke]

A friend recently found a porno starring one of our haunted house coworkers (but nobody's found anything of me yet, woo!) and it was FULL of boner/ladyboner killers:

Terrible acting
Her makeup was very poorly done - you could tell that she had it on, and it was pretty bad
The guys were a turn-off for both gals and guys who've watched it - fat old guys with tiny dicks
THE DIRECTOR WAS FUCKING TALKING TO HER THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. It's not hard to edit that part of the audio out, fuck, shitty porn music would've been better than hearing "Look at the camera while you suck that cock" every couple minutes
They kept getting filming equipment in frame - other cameras, the lights, mics, ermagahd it's so bad

Stuff I've found with other porn that kills the mood:
Bad audio track of sex noises dubbed in. The audio should not be moaning and screaming "oh god" when the girl has a dick in her mouth. Exceptions if it's a ventriloquist fetish shoot, which it wasn't.
Pimples and rashes on genitals and asses. Is there a reason we couldn't wait a couple days for that pimple on her ass to go away before shooting, or at least put some makeup on it so there's not a big red bump RIGHT THERE?
When the girl is obviously not enjoying herself - I've seen porno where the girl's looking around the room with an "Are we done yet?" expression on her face, WHILE fake moaning.
Fake moaning.
The girl wearing her shoes the whole time. Especially if they're sneakers. They're not sexy to me, and it drives me bonkers.
Foot sucking.
Lead-in/set-up lasting more than a minute. Just start fucking, mmmkay?

I once watched a trainwreck of a porno because I couldn't look away. Here's how it went:
Open scene on girl jogging. She's wearing a foam visor with a curly shoelace cord across the back, crop tank, and hi-waisted metallic leggings (I think they were going for an 80's look). She has a stereotypical nerd voice (lots of spit audible when talking) and talked a LOT. She went on and on about how much she loved running, and how hot and sweaty it made her. She then went home and starting talking about how sweaty her pussy was, which about made me gag - I have never known sweaty pussy to smell good. She kept the visor on after taking off her clothes, and kept talking about how sweaty her pussy was. She invited a guy to lick her sweaty pussy. And then I couldn't take it anymore and looked for something else.

 

[Rose]

I once watched a trainwreck of a porno because I couldn't look away. Here's how it went:
Open scene on girl jogging. She's wearing a foam visor with a curly shoelace cord across the back, crop tank, and hi-waisted metallic leggings (I think they were going for an 80's look). She has a stereotypical nerd voice (lots of spit audible when talking) and talked a LOT. She went on and on about how much she loved running, and how hot and sweaty it made her. She then went home and starting talking about how sweaty her pussy was, which about made me gag - I have never known sweaty pussy to smell good. She kept the visor on after taking off her clothes, and kept talking about how sweaty her pussy was. She invited a guy to lick her sweaty pussy. And then I couldn't take it anymore and looked for something else.

I've made bank on sweat fetish clips.... :whistle:

 

[Sevrin]

There are very few truly handsome straight porn actors.

It would be nice if there was a market of porn geared toward heterosexual women, but I've never seen much of it -- and I've looked. It just doesn't exist on the same order that straight-male or queer-oriented stuff does. It's like, if you're a lady who is into dudes, you don't get to have your own porn. You have to settle for someone else's ideal porn, or romance novels or something. That doesn't seem fair.

So very true. I have yet to find a conventionally attractive straight porn actor other than James Deen. :icon-cry:

That might be true for DVD-type American porn, but some of the more arty sites featuring Eastern Europeans have some decent-looking clean-cut guys who don't look so bad. If you're interested, check out X-Art, Sexart or Dieselaccess. Most of the guys you find there should fall into your "conventionally-attractive" category.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Another I remembered is when they focus away from the action. If the girl is on her knees, sucking the guy's dick, both hands on the dick/balls, there is NO REASON to take that time to focus on her ass. I've seen some where the girl's playing with her clit while blowing the dude - in this instance, it is acceptable to pan down and show us that. But if nothing's going on there...

 

[mutantdonut]

I cringe at the sight of forced throat fucking. In the general porn scene, i absolutely despise the forced throat fuck where the girl is gagging and choking, the eyes water, and the makeup might start running. Perhaps there are porn stars who're aroused further with being dominated in such a sense. But from my viewership standpoint, it looks as if the girl does not enjoy objects uncomfortably shoved down her throat with brute force.

 

[Sereph_Doll]

I have a couple turn offs in porn.

1- I watched a clip of Ally Sin (I think that's right) and they are doing the typical "what are you doing in LA" bit on the couch and she just bluntly goes.. "I'm here to party and have fun. I'm ready to fuck so bring on the dick" and a naked dude came out from behind the door with a full on erection and just started banging her on the couch. I'm all down for getting to it but that "bring on the dick" made me laugh and I was over it

2- spitting- ugh I hate spitting. Don't spit on me, ANYWHERE!

3- little girls gagging and drooling on huge dicks. I like Belladonna and I think she makes good porn but damn I can't watch her BJ sections because they make me want to vomit. You look like a Saint Bernard!!! Stop That!

4- Really gross porn boobs and lips. Poor porn girls thinking they need these rock hard breasts. There are fake boobs that look great, I'm only referring to those crazy huge ones where you can see the skin is about ready to rip they are so big. And lips...damn stay away from the shop vac girl!

 

[Deleted member 565]

I love watching blow job porn, it is pretty much my favourite thing ever.
I cannot stand it when the girl will not get down to business and is just talking the entire time, and vaguely strokes the cock, or occasionally licks it instead of passionately giving that thing her all.
It is also off putting if her voice makes her sound ditzy, and like she may have poo brain.
If she was reciting the numbers from Pi. That would be a turn on, but if you are giving a blow job and you are not going to talk about theoretical physics, philosophy or comic books , shush your pretty face and put the thingy in there please!

 

[Albert_1]

- When the guy wont shut up. I want to hear the the woman doing dirty talk not the dude.

- Crazy over the top abuse. Being choked to the point of passing out, slapping, punching, sticking heads in toilets, etc.

- Lots of foot play.

- Max Hardcore anything, I hate that guy.

- When you can tell the people are only there for the paycheck.

 

[LilyMarie]

- Crazy over the top abuse. Being choked to the point of passing out, slapping, punching, sticking heads in toilets, etc.

I wonder how people find that stuff if they're not explicitely looking for it. :|
On a tube site for example, I don't think it would be that easy to accidentally come across a piece of porn that looks innocent enough from the outside but turns out to include super rough sex like you described. I think the description or title should tell you what you're about to see before it's too late.
Correct me if I'm wrong please, I haven't watched free porn in a pretty long time. But I'd imagine it's very rare that people find out too late that what they're watching is way too rough for their taste.

Same with the foot play.
Does that just randomly happen throughout the scene, with no indication in the title at all?

 

[schlmoe]

- Crazy over the top abuse. Being choked to the point of passing out, slapping, punching, sticking heads in toilets, etc.

I wonder how people find that stuff if they're not explicitely looking for it. :|
On a tube site for example, I don't think it would be that easy to accidentally come across a piece of porn that looks innocent enough from the outside but turns out to include super rough sex like you described. I think the description or title should tell you what you're about to see before it's too late.
Correct me if I'm wrong please, I haven't watched free porn in a pretty long time. But I'd imagine it's very rare that people find out too late that what they're watching is way too rough for their taste.

Same with the foot play.
Does that just randomly happen throughout the scene, with no indication in the title at all?

I can't speak for Albert, but I HAVE seen things similar to that. Not just on tube sites, but on DVDs and websites. I'm all for "live and let live", if you like that, great. But to have unexpectedly appear is a little disconcerting, or maybe I'm too vanilla :?

Couple of examples I have seen:

Dude doing a girl from behind, pumping away, everybody's having a great time...then all of the sudden the dude puts his foot on her throat, but hard (or so it looked). I don't know who was more surprised, me or the girl getting choked. Nowhere on the box cover did that pic appear, and it looked like a "normal" B-G porno.

Website clip (mainsteam, not fetish site) has a cute girl giving a dude a BJ. Everything is going nice, she's licking, smooching, & sucking...all that good stuff. And the next thing you see is the dude grab her head with both hands and within seconds (editing, I know) all you see is tears, quarts of drool, and mascara running down her face.

So yeah, I wasn't "looking" for "that sort of stuff". Maybe that's how all commercial "mainstream" porn is done these days and I missed the memo.

 

[Albert_1]

- Crazy over the top abuse. Being choked to the point of passing out, slapping, punching, sticking heads in toilets, etc.

I wonder how people find that stuff if they're not explicitely looking for it. :|
On a tube site for example, I don't think it would be that easy to accidentally come across a piece of porn that looks innocent enough from the outside but turns out to include super rough sex like you described. I think the description or title should tell you what you're about to see before it's too late.
Correct me if I'm wrong please, I haven't watched free porn in a pretty long time. But I'd imagine it's very rare that people find out too late that what they're watching is way too rough for their taste.

Same with the foot play.
Does that just randomly happen throughout the scene, with no indication in the title at all?

I tend to find a porn star I like and seek out there work sometimes it leads to unpleasant places. Also like schlmoe said sometimes they sneak stuff in. There's nothing worse then siting down to watch a rim job flick only to find out the detector has a foot fetish and that half the video will focus on feet.

 

[LilyMarie]

Just in case anyone would like to read a lot more opinions on this, there's a thread going on on /r/AskReddit at the moment,
What's a common thing in pornos that absolutely disgusts you/ turns you off?

Some comments I agree with:

When the pizza delivery man shows up and the girl doesn't have any money it's fuck time.
That's cool and all, but they fuck for a half hour or so. After a half hour YOUR PIZZA IS COLD NOW. She just fucked a dude for a cold pizza. That's fucking gross. I hate cold pizza.

Dude grunting or "uhhhhhh, baby"ing

That after 0.1 second the girl starts moaning like she hasn't had an orgasm like that in years. Just unrealistic

The dead-eyed, thousand mile stare that some of the female performers get. When you watch a porno, you shouldn't see the same look you see on the cashier's face in Walmart when she's been there too long that day. I get it, you're on the job doing this skin flick, but it works better when you are actually into it.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

The surprise butthole gape is a huge lady wood killer for me. Like it will be a nice video and Ill be into it, then suddenly they do that and it freaks me out man...D: I dont wanna see b-holes (or vaginas!) being stretched open like that :crybaby: :icon-lol:

Or girl/girl videos where they're using their ridiculously long nails to finger each other...omg that makes me cringe!

Oh! And when they do closeups of the dude going down on the girl and not only does he look like he has zero skills but also the ridiculous faces some of them make :lol:

 

[eclipse76]

The big heels and long nails? How did it become a thing in the first place and why it keeps being a thing?
I'm really puzzled

 

[AmberCutie]

I may be in the super minority here but... cumshots to the mouth and face. It grosses me the fuck out. I don't like seeing girls eat cum, it makes me want to vomit thinking about all the shots they show of girls holding it in their mouth, letting it drip, gargling with it, making bubbles.

It really disgusts me.

The big heels and long nails? How did it become a thing in the first place and why it keeps being a thing?
I'm really puzzled

Porn makes it look way too commonplace for girls to have sex while wearing huge high heels. Average people don't wear shoes while they fuck.