Can you tell rapist quotes from men's magazines quotes?

[Shaun__]

I read this article, and decided to share it. I have honestly never read a men's magazine, unless you count looking at the pictures, so I never knew they were this bad. I was also reminded of the Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?" thread sadly. I only got a couple correct. I put the answers on the bottom of the post.

1. There's a certain way you can tell that a girl wants to have sex . . . The way they dress, they flaunt themselves.

2. Some girls walk around in short-shorts . . . showing their body off . . . It just starts a man thinking that if he gets something like that, what can he do with it?

3. A girl may like anal sex because it makes her feel incredibly naughty and she likes feeling like a dirty slut. If this is the case, you can try all sorts of humiliating acts to help live out her filthy fantasy.

4. Mascara running down the cheeks means they've just been crying, and it was probably your fault . . . but you can cheer up the miserable beauty with a bit of the old in and out.

5. What burns me up sometimes about girls is dick-teasers. They lead a man on and then shut him off right there.

6. Filthy talk can be such a turn on for a girl . . . no one wants to be shagged by a mouse . . . A few compliments won't do any harm either . . . ‘I bet you want it from behind you dirty whore' . . .

7. You know girls in general are all right. But some of them are bitches . . . The bitches are the type that . . . need to have it stuffed to them hard and heavy.

8. Escorts . . . they know exactly how to turn a man on. I've given up on girlfriends. They don't know how to satisfy me, but escorts do.

9. You'll find most girls will be reluctant about going to bed with somebody or crawling in the back seat of a car . . . But you can usually seduce them, and they'll do it willingly.

10. There's nothing quite like a woman standing in the dock accused of murder in a sex game gone wrong . . . The possibility of murder does bring a certain frisson to the bedroom.

11. Girls ask for it by wearing these mini-skirts and hotpants . . . they're just displaying their body . . . Whether they realise it or not they're saying, ‘Hey, I've got a beautiful body, and it's yours if you want it.'

12. You do not want to be caught red-handed . . . go and smash her on a park bench. That used to be my trick.

13. Some women are domineering, but I think it's more or less the man who should put his foot down. The man is supposed to be the man. If he acts the man, the woman won't be domineering.

14. I think if a law is passed, there should be a dress code . . . When girls dress in those short skirts and things like that, they're just asking for it.

15. Girls love being tied up . . . it gives them the chance to be the helpless victim.

16. I think girls are like plasticine, if you warm them up you can do anything you want with them.

Answers. 1. Rapist, 2. Rapist, 3. Lad mag, 4. Lad mag, 5. Rapist, 6. Lad mag, 7. Rapist, 8. Lad mag, 9. Rapist, 10. Lad mag, 11. Rapist, 12. Lad mag, 13. Rapist, 14. Rapist, 15. Lad mag, 16. Lad mag

 

[KeelyAimee]

I saw this on tumblr, disgusting.

 

[Rosemary]

LMFAO! Oh man...you should see the shit in WOMEN'S magazines, too. I like to read these things for the laughs. I was expecting a "Call her BB, she will open all like a filthy whore and love it".

 

[Keithy]

LMFAO! Oh man...you should see the shit in WOMEN'S magazines, too. I like to read these things for the laughs. I was expecting a "Call her BB, she will open all like a filthy whore and love it".

Woman's mags are horrible.

Husband really happy lately? He's obviously cheating, slash his tires.
Husband quiet? He's obviously cheating, get him fired from his job.
Husband seem paranoid? He's obviously cheating, stab him.

Man has no car, no job and is a submissive wimp? Dump him, he's a loser.

 

[tonyxtreme]

 

[sxycherrypie]

That is fucked up! Yea and women's magazines are horrible too. Tkae this test and see if he is a wimp loser. He likes being scratched hard down his back he will scream in pleasure. Well mine screamed in pain and I never did it again lol.

 

[Red7227]

That is fucked up! Yea and women's magazines are horrible too. Tkae this test and see if he is a wimp loser. He likes being scratched hard down his back he will scream in pleasure. Well mine screamed in pain and I never did it again lol.

There is a girl at work like that. She complained about her new boyfriend who fled into the night. "Oh why are men so fragile, I barely scratched him and he ran away" On hearing this, one of her ex boyfriends showed me his bicep where she had bitten him. 6 months later and you can still see recognisable teeth marks.



Women love sex as much as men do, and as long as your honest and not intimidating, there isn't much a girl won't try at least once

 

[Jessi]

According to something I read in Cosmo a few years ago, I should smack my boyfriends testicles in an upward motion with a cupped hand during oral sex, and to surprise him with it because men love sexual surprises.

He did not love the surprise.

 

[Red7227]

...because men love sexual surprises.

We do? I know we fucking love headjobs, we are not that keen on surprises, and that usually being smacked in the balls is very low on our list of things to do.


Of course there are exceptions to everything

http://news.bmezine.com/2007/09/17/haba ... w-bmenews/

Ouch!

 

[Jessi]

...because men love sexual surprises.

We do? I know we fucking love headjobs, we are not that keen on surprises, and that usually being smacked in the balls is very low on our list of things to do.


Of course there are exceptions to everything

http://news.bmezine.com/2007/09/17/haba ... w-bmenews/

Ouch!

Yep, according to cosmo men like to not be warned about anything before you do it to them and then also love having icepacks on their balls/taint.

 

[Shaun__]

...because men love sexual surprises.

We do? I know we fucking love headjobs, we are not that keen on surprises, and that usually being smacked in the balls is very low on our list of things to do.


Of course there are exceptions to everything

http://news.bmezine.com/2007/09/17/haba ... w-bmenews/

Ouch!

Yep, according to cosmo men like to not be warned about anything before you do it to them and then also love having icepacks on their balls/taint.

What you and others said earlier has been making me think. I decided that both men and women magazines are giving bad advice intentionally. If you ever entered a truly happy relationship you would not need them anymore, so they tell you the wrong thing to do hoping you have to keep going back to them as your relationships crumble looking for help. While it seems evil it does explain a lot.

 

[sweetiebatman]

haha the Cosmo conspiracy!

Like a really rubbish Da Vinci Code :lol: