Cheesiest chat-up line

[LadyLuna]

"can you do a b/g vid for me?"
"sorry, my partner does not wish to be seen on camera."
"I could fix that for you"

 

[mynameisbob84]

That one sounds more menacing than cheesy. :shock:

 

[Megaclit]

"I'll give you $1000 if you show me your clit"

-- Hmm how about just $6?

"No, a thousand or nothing"

 

[mynameisbob84]

Well, it IS a mega clit...

 

[Shaun__]

Slightly off topic, but a picture can be worth a thousand words.

 

[LadyLuna]

Rumphumper: I just gave you such a lustful stare you might now be pregnant

 

[Rose]

"i want to get you inpregated so u can carry my bastards"
"Sorry, I'm infertile so I can't have babies."
"my sperm are super power. ever woman in 5 mile get pregnat walk past me"

:roll: Sure jackass....