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Some people are just friggin sick. This idiot lives, but the poor eel dies.

http://www.natureworldnews.com/arti...s-anus-eats-way-through-intestines-photos.htm

A 39-year-old man is recovering in China after intensive surgery to remove a live eel that chewed its way through his digestive tract after he inserted the creature into his anus.

The man checked into to a hospital in China's southeastern Guangdong province after reportedly getting the 20-inch eel stuck inside him following his attempts to recreate something he watched in a porno film.

According to The Sun, the man rushed himself to the hospital after the stunt went wrong, allegedly telling medics, "Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body."

According to the Huffington Post, the eel chewed its way through the man's colon, perforated his large intestine and became stuck in the body cavity. The medical team that treated the man reportedly said the eel, which weighed about one pound, was "simply trying to find its way out."

The medical team said the eel was "still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy," according to The Sun.

"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth," they added.

The man had to endure all-night surgery to get the eel out of him and close the wounds. Police reportedly will interview him over alleged animal cruelty.

Oddly, this is not the first time a stunt like this had made the news. In 2012 a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his bottom, though how or why it was there was never disclosed.

In 2010 a man in China died from internal bleeding after his friends put an eel in his rectum as a joke after a night of heavy drinking.

Somewhat graphic photos of the most recent anal eel incident can be seen here.
 
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Some people are fucking idiots. This fucktard deserves to be shoved up someone else's ass head first and left until he suffocates from lack of oxygen. :angry4:
 
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The whole eel, octopus/squid, snake, worm, etc. fetish scene is one I just don't get. I usually try to look at it from a different angle to at least understand 'why' someone would be sexually aroused by things. But in this case I can't even begin to do that.
 
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It is good to see an eel get some love. Usually, unless it is furry and cute, people tend not to care about their welfare.

For some comic relief to this thread, I found these two stories. :lol:

Guy livetweets hospital trip after getting dildo stuck in his butt.

Redditor recounts his tale of similar situation after reading about the livetweet.

Funny story, this happened to me once.

When I was a wee boy and I was living in British Columbia with a foster family, I was getting 'urges'. I had been looking for new ways to masturbate but let's be honest here fellas, I wanted something in my ass. For some unholy reason, I had told the girl who was my age about this and she told her mother. Her mother then went out and bought me a small blue bullet (with a tiny rope to make sure you could pull it out) and a big pink behemoth that spun around like the devil and had spikes.

She also gave me a big bottle, and I mean big, of KY lube. Now one night, when it was quiet and I was alone, I thought "Fuck it." I went to just ram the big spinning devil up my arse but it was a fair size and my butt wouldn't take it. Instead I thought "Let's work up to it with this little bullet." So I popped the bullet in, wrapped the rope around my finger, and started working it. It was vibrating away and felt quite good. Hit my prostate more than once. That felt amazing.

However something went awry. The bullet slipped away and the little rope broke. Now I've got this blue bullet in my ass and I can't seem to get it out. I tried putting in two fingers, to a both ecstatic and painful end, and pulling it out but that was fucking impossible. It was still vibrating, knocking around inside my ass.
I froze. I'm sitting on the bed, my fingers and dick covered in lube, and I'm staring at the wall in what must have looked like pure shock. I tried everything to get this bastard out. I tried squatting and trying to crap it out, I tried deep breathing and relaxation. After 2 hours of having this thing stuck in my ass I started to panic. I started getting dressed to go talk to my foster parents.

After getting my boxer-briefs on I went to pull up my jeans and the bullet tipped and landed directly against my prostate. My face immediately went like this and I slumped against the wall. This thing was bouncing off of my prostate and it was getting hard to control myself. I wanted to get it out but I didn't want to move.
I'm trying to stabilize myself but this thing keeps knocking away at my prostate and I fucking explode. Undies are utterly soaked in one of the biggest loads I've ever blown. I'm still making the Janeway twitchy face but now I'm moaning like a wildebeast. I'm not a loud guy but holy fuck, the noises I made. Foster mother hears me and knocks on the door, asking if everything is alright. I straighten up too quickly and I get "Yeah, every..." out before I get dizzy and fall back onto the floor.

She opens the door to get an image of me laying on my back, dick trying its best to rip a hole in the fabric, fabric that is soaked with countless potential children, most of which are now running down my legs and making strange patterns as they creep around my leg hair. I'm on my back, and she goes "Oh my god!" and I try to scream at her to get out but all that comes out is "Argghhhnnnhh" as the bullet keeps bouncing around and hitting things that feel quite amazing.
She ends up getting me in a bathrobe, giving me a fresh pair of boxer-briefs that were quite difficult to put on and we leave. I'm wiping my legs off with a paper towel in the car, she's trying to keep a straight face but I can tell the only thing going through her head is "Jesus fucking Christ." We're driving along, the rumble from the car and the bullet, which is still going strong as they were brand new Lithium Energizers (They really do keep going and going and going) and they were showing it. The motor in this poor thing was getting a true work out for the first time.

We go into the ER and she signs the paper work and talks to the triage nurses. I get pushed over to a corner in a wheelchair, this thing STILL going and causing some strong aftershocks. The waves of pleasure that are coming from the vibrating and from the massive load I had blown were too much and I kept making grunting noises. Hopefully, and I do hope, that everyone thought that I was just mentally defunct which I must have looked like.

We get brought back to an Exam Room after an hour (still going but its now been pushed away some how and it's vibrating and I can feel it but it's not doing much for me anymore so some of my mental facilities are coming online. The doc comes in and starts laughing, I start laughing because I have no idea what the fuck to do at this point. He explains that it's common, which made me feel better, and that it wouldn't be an issue.
After about 2 hours (and an x-ray as well) they popped this bad boy out. I can still hear the noise as it landed in the tray and rattled against the tin. The nurse looked at it and all I said was "Twist the base to turn it off".

And that my friends, is a detailed account of having a vibrating bullet pulled out of your ass by strangers after you blow a load so large that you couldn't think straight for the next 24 hours.

Maybe TMI in both situations, read at your own risk. :lol:
 
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LOL.. you folks do know these "precious lil eels " usually are on a dinner plate dont you? Cooked live..... While I completely agree with the bits about "sick fucks and live animals", take into consideration the part of the world and mentality's you are pshawing about. :lol:

PB , you find some of the oddest corners of the interwebz at times...
:mrgreen:
 
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SoTxBob said:
LOL.. you folks do know these "precious lil eels " usually are on a dinner plate dont you? Cooked live..... While I completely agree with the bits about "sick fucks and live animals", take into consideration the part of the world and mentality's you are pshawing about. :lol:

PB , you find some of the oddest corners of the interwebz at times...
:mrgreen:

yeah but i may assume that eels for comsumption are swiftly killed, not stuck up a stinky warm place for hours...
 
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TashaDutch said:
SoTxBob said:
LOL.. you folks do know these "precious lil eels " usually are on a dinner plate dont you? Cooked live..... While I completely agree with the bits about "sick fucks and live animals", take into consideration the part of the world and mentality's you are pshawing about. :lol:

PB , you find some of the oddest corners of the interwebz at times...
:mrgreen:

yeah but i may assume that eels for comsumption are swiftly killed, not stuck up a stinky warm place for hours...

Actually, it kinda depends on the "ethnicity" of the recipe and even who is cooking it. I've seen live eel skewered with a sharp stick and put over a fire [roasted/smoked] as well as cooked whole in kitchens, [much like lobsters.] One time a korean gentleman told me they are best when cured >>live << in a brine of soy sauce, Saki and other seasonings and then eaten after a week in this stuff... :?
 
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SoTxBob said:
LOL.. you folks do know these "precious lil eels " usually are on a dinner plate dont you? Cooked live..... While I completely agree with the bits about "sick fucks and live animals", take into consideration the part of the world and mentality's you are pshawing about. :lol:

PB , you find some of the oddest corners of the interwebz at times...
:mrgreen:

You are correct about them being eaten as food but there is a big difference between putting it on the plate versus shoving it up your ass!
;)
 
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SoTxBob said:
TashaDutch said:
SoTxBob said:
LOL.. you folks do know these "precious lil eels " usually are on a dinner plate dont you? Cooked live..... While I completely agree with the bits about "sick fucks and live animals", take into consideration the part of the world and mentality's you are pshawing about. :lol:

PB , you find some of the oddest corners of the interwebz at times...
:mrgreen:

yeah but i may assume that eels for comsumption are swiftly killed, not stuck up a stinky warm place for hours...

Actually, it kinda depends on the "ethnicity" of the recipe and even who is cooking it. I've seen live eel skewered with a sharp stick and put over a fire [roasted/smoked] as well as cooked whole in kitchens, [much like lobsters.] One time a korean gentleman told me they are best when cured >>live << in a brine of soy sauce, Saki and other seasonings and then eaten after a week in this stuff... :?

still sounds better than ass to me...
 
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It's not acceptable unless its still moving on the plate....
Chinese take out tonight anyone ?

:whistle:


 
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SoTxBob said:
LOL.. you folks do know these "precious lil eels " usually are on a dinner plate dont you? Cooked live..... While I completely agree with the bits about "sick fucks and live animals", take into consideration the part of the world and mentality's you are pshawing about. :lol:

Yes, I know. Unakyu actually happens to be my favorite sushi. But I just think that raping any animal is flat out wrong.

SoTxBob said:
PB , you find some of the oddest corners of the interwebz at times...
SoTxBob said:
:mrgreen:
I guess it's a bit of an obsession of mine to find the most weird shit I can via the internet. The crazier, the better. LOL
 
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