Giant Freaking Dick

[Worship Jaclyn]

This is a weird thread.

The guys with penis sleeves really freak me out. I wish all guys knew that vaginas are only so deep and that getting cock punched in the cervix is super unpleasant. I'm all for being impressed or intrigued by a fat cock but a long one? I'm just thinking that only 6 inches of that is fitting inside me sooooo

 

[AmiGold]

I had a guy on chaturbate last week who wanted c2c who had a huge and I mean huge, measured it for me too.I mean I was so wide eyed with like that thing could kill me.lol. Oh well never too old to learn new stuff Now I wonder if it was real or a sleeve - gonna watch for him again to look closer cos this came up to my elbow from the tips of my fingers - yeah I measured too.

 

[LydiaFrost]

Not sure why someone "disagreed" with this because it WAS a rumor that was going around a lot at one point... Though it is just a rumor, someone asked him about it in an interview, and he said that, after hearing the rumor himself, he looked into it, but it was way too expensive.

Off topic but he even mentions the rumor in his auto biography haha.

 

[heybarkeep]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/172...eSunNewspaper-_-20160903-_-Living-_-568786466

Poor guy

 

[eyeteach]

I had a guy on chaturbate last week who wanted c2c who had a huge and I mean huge, measured it for me too.I mean I was so wide eyed with like that thing could kill me.lol. Oh well never too old to learn new stuff Now I wonder if it was real or a sleeve - gonna watch for him again to look closer cos this came up to my elbow from the tips of my fingers - yeah I measured too.

I'm trying not to ask...don't ask...don't ask...don't ask...oh fuck it, I'll ask. If you could have, would you?

There, I asked.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/172...eSunNewspaper-_-20160903-_-Living-_-568786466

Poor guy

Link to the uncensored picture.

I would be really interested to hear the size queens weigh in on this one, and if possible, with the utmost of lewdness.

 

[heybarkeep]

Link to the uncensored picture.

I would be really interested to hear the size queens weigh in on this one, and if possible, with the utmost of lewdness.

Really wish I didn't click that. You win again curiosity. Didn't feel like eating tonight anyway.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

So last night on SM, I'm hanging out, hoping the traffic will pick up, chatting with a few guys just hanging around, the usual. Nothing out of the ordinary--in fact the night is *too* quiet, so I'm lulled into a false sense of predictability. One of the guys chatting, who had a nice and unassuming name, asks if I want to go exclusive and do c2c while telling him a dirty story and playing with myself. Sure, sounds like a great time, right?

We get to exclusive and I'm all set up, ready to have some fun! I click "Accept" on his c2c request without even considering the possible ramifications and FUCKING BAM! The biggest cock I have EVER seen, right there on the screen. Without thinking I blurted out, "Are you fucking kidding me?" This dude is packing a god damn firehouse and he's just like, "oh, yeah, thanks. So, uh, about that story..."

I mean I tried, but I have honestly never even considered that there could exist a cock that fucking big. He was stroking all the way up to his freaking chin! I kept stumbling over my words and spacing out staring at it. Not at all professional, I know, but I swear to god I would have been less shocked if he had been in a spacesuit broadcasting from the ISS. When he stood up, half of it went swingin' out of frame.

So...has anyone else ever seen a cock that made them question reality, and if so, how long before the nightmares stopped?

Geez. I do one private asking for a dirty story and it ends up all over the forum!

 

[Johndoe91]

Geez. I do one private asking for a dirty story and it ends up all over the forum!

I've been waiting for someone to make this joke. I was getting worried it was going to have to be me...

 

[RahqZee]

I JUST HAD HIM AGAIN!!! He wanted same thing, another story and such...I thought I totally blew it again (but for a different reason this time) and nope...he rated me 5 stars and left a really sweet member comment!

ETA: I swear I don't suck at my job. There was a bug. A man-eater, for sure. And yet I bravely soldiered on with my tale of dick.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I've been waiting for someone to make this joke. I was getting worried it was going to have to be me...

I too was waiting for someone to do it. Couldn't take it any longer. Took one for the team.

 

[FluffyGalore]

I've had a ton of fake big cock on cam guys sadly (guys holding dildos in bad lighting, and most often having dildos in their underwear stroking and refusing to take their dick out), with only one who might challenge @RahqZee's guy on cam. Gonna have to simply call him BigBen (can't remember his full username, but I know a lot of camgirls on this forum have heard of and seen him) came by my room within my 1st year of camming. The guy stood up, (it in no way looked fake) and he was able to lean back while sucking his own cock. It was impressive in a wtf way, but much agreed with @NoelleBright. I can't imagine in any way how it would lead to a positive experience lol. Most of my conversation with the guy was honestly me saying how sorry I felt for him unless he had an awesome porn career he wasn't telling me about.

Yep been there and seen that with bigben as well. Massive cock like horse sized. He would be lucky if he could get the tip in me lol.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Hmm. This "bigben" character sounds exactly like the type of person I want to see in my porn.

Now I can get by just fine watching an attractive woman do a solo performance. If I am going to watch her perform in a b/g scene, however, I prefer her male counterpart to be well endowed; average (or below average) just doesn't cut it. No idea why this is.

 

[Oliver]

Only 6 inches? AWWWWW

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@justjoinedtopost If you really wanna see him BigBen_C1987 is his username. Can easily find his sites through google search. Went ahead and looked him up since I figured some might be curious, and remembered he cammed before (no idea if he still does).

 

[justjoinedtopost]

dear lord

 

[JerryBoBerry]

He also has an account here on the forum with the same name (not used in quite a while though)

 

[nzhere]

I don't go looking for dicks but one did popup in a preview on the CB homepage. lightfishcanada seemed to have a lot of viewers for some reason.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

"muscle eddie aka rippedmeat"

Still not sure what to make of this. Silicon? Camera trickery?

 

[Shaun__]

@justjoinedtopost If you really wanna see him BigBen_C1987 is his username. Can easily find his sites through google search. Went ahead and looked him up since I figured some might be curious, and remembered he cammed before (no idea if he still does).

I do not see how he could have enough blood for something that size to work right, since people smaller than him have trouble with that.

 

[Ambers Troll]

Thoughts on this?
Is that a teddy bear stuffed up your jacket or are you just happy to see me?

Finding a woman to fit you is hard enough when you are around the average. I imagine that for those slightly bigger than average, you tell a woman that you are on the large side and most assume you are bragging. At least this guy wont have that problem.

Reminds me of a true story about a larger guy heading to hospital because he was worried his new wife had given him an STD. The doctor told him more foreplay next time and go easy. The wife was fine, the husband came away painfully sore and red.
Rough sex can be riskier the tighter the fit.

Even if surgery is able to reduce the size, he will still be too large. Most likely he will need to find a partner, who can't handle penetration at all. A heavy petting based sexual relationship.

Being too large would not be fun at all, especially urinating, how many shakes would it take each time? I am too busy to waste that kind of time on a regular basis.

Being massive (or tiny for that matter) would have its moments, some good and some bad. The shock factor alone would make it worth showing off every now and then.

 

[Guy]

@justjoinedtopost If you really wanna see him BigBen_C1987 is his username. Can easily find his sites through google search. Went ahead and looked him up since I figured some might be curious, and remembered he cammed before (no idea if he still does).

I'm gonna have nightmares for 3 weeks!

 

[SaffronBurke]

Only 6 inches? AWWWWW

That's about the max depth of the average vagina. Which is why cammodels roll our eyes (we try to do it internally) when guys brag about their 8, 10, 12, etc inch cocks. Ooh, twelve inches, you could fuck me with exactly half your dick, how impressive! I'll stick to that 5.5-inch dildo with the curve that perfectly hits my g-spot - THAT is impressive. Oh, and that g-spot? About three inches in. Huge dicks miss it entirely.

 

[Oliver]

That's about the max depth of the average vagina. Which is why cammodels roll our eyes (we try to do it internally) when guys brag about their 8, 10, 12, etc inch cocks. Ooh, twelve inches, you could fuck me with exactly half your dick, how impressive! I'll stick to that 5.5-inch dildo with the curve that perfectly hits my g-spot - THAT is impressive. Oh, and that g-spot? About three inches in. Huge dicks miss it entirely.

Ah well...so much for balls deep

 

[Phoenix4987]

OMG I had to look. Holy crap. He should have a permit for that thing. Jesus. That's gotta kinda suck though because like. Can't really get deepthroated. Every vagina must feel like a tight virgin to him. Ah well, he's got bragging rights at least haha.

 

[SpankyHam]

Hmm. This "bigben" character sounds exactly like the type of person I want to see in my porn.

Now I can get by just fine watching an attractive woman do a solo performance. If I am going to watch her perform in a b/g scene, however, I prefer her male counterpart to be well endowed; average (or below average) just doesn't cut it. No idea why this is.

Made me think of of this bit by Ron White

 

[Guy]

Not sure why someone "disagreed" with this because it WAS a rumor that was going around a lot at one point... Though it is just a rumor, someone asked him about it in an interview, and he said that, after hearing the rumor himself, he looked into it, but it was way too expensive.

I heard that rumor from my foster brother back in 2005.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Not sure why someone "disagreed" with this because it WAS a rumor that was going around a lot at one point... Though it is just a rumor, someone asked him about it in an interview, and he said that, after hearing the rumor himself, he looked into it, but it was way too expensive.

It was rumoured that Prince did the same thing too.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Why do these rumors always attach themselves to rich men who could afford to have their dicks sucked by others for the rest of their lives?

It is the poor who are forever injuring themselves trying to suck their own dicks...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

@RahqZee

I think Kati3kat had the guy you're talking about on cam tonight.