Giant Freaking Dick

[RahqZee]

So last night on SM, I'm hanging out, hoping the traffic will pick up, chatting with a few guys just hanging around, the usual. Nothing out of the ordinary--in fact the night is *too* quiet, so I'm lulled into a false sense of predictability. One of the guys chatting, who had a nice and unassuming name, asks if I want to go exclusive and do c2c while telling him a dirty story and playing with myself. Sure, sounds like a great time, right?

We get to exclusive and I'm all set up, ready to have some fun! I click "Accept" on his c2c request without even considering the possible ramifications and FUCKING BAM! The biggest cock I have EVER seen, right there on the screen. Without thinking I blurted out, "Are you fucking kidding me?" This dude is packing a god damn firehouse and he's just like, "oh, yeah, thanks. So, uh, about that story..."

I mean I tried, but I have honestly never even considered that there could exist a cock that fucking big. He was stroking all the way up to his freaking chin! I kept stumbling over my words and spacing out staring at it. Not at all professional, I know, but I swear to god I would have been less shocked if he had been in a spacesuit broadcasting from the ISS. When he stood up, half of it went swingin' out of frame.

So...has anyone else ever seen a cock that made them question reality, and if so, how long before the nightmares stopped?

 

[mynameisbob84]

Mine is so big that if I don't strap it to the inside of my leg of a night, I wake up with it tangled around my ankles. That might be a lie.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

...the possible ram-ifications...

Just rated your mfc profile 5 stars for your command of vocabulary. Well done.

 

[Phoenix4987]

Back when I used to go on omegle and stare at dicks for hours on end hoping to see any sign of a female, I'd encounter this same recorded video of a guy with a Giganto. I couldn't think of anything but wow that's impressive.

 

[Admiralfoot]

Love your story telling. And I imagine a dick that big would cause nightmares too. I wonder if he would have swung it really hard would the fake extension have fallen off?

 

[eyeteach]

How long did you stay with this exclusive?

 

[RahqZee]

How long did you stay with this exclusive?

About ten minutes. Told my story, he finished, thanked me, and it was all good. The weirdest part was that he didn't really call attention to it. I don't know if he even would have done c2c if I hadn't told him in free chat that I prefer it. Lots of well endowed guys make it part of their screen name (toothick4u, likeatoddlersarm76, xxxgiantpenis4real, etc). This dude was just like, "yeah yeah, let's get down to the story!'

Eta: 9 mins 55 seconds after double checking

 

[justjoinedtopost]

About ten minutes. Told my story, he finished, thanked me, and it was all good. The weirdest part was that he didn't really call attention to it. I don't know if he even would have done c2c if I hadn't told him in free chat that I prefer it. Lots of well endowed guys make it part of their screen name (toothick4u, likeatoddlersarm76, xxxgiantpenis4real, etc). This dude was just like, "yeah yeah, let's get down to the story!'

Eta: 9 mins 55 seconds after double checking

I can't even imagine the sort of things you poor girls face every day. I mean, what kind of story do you tell in a situation like that?

 

[Carmita Bonita]

I once had a member who had a comically HUGE dildo between his legs pretending it was his real cock. It had to have been a dildo judging on the texture/color/floppiness and he was hiding the base in his pants. I was kinda dissapointed I've never seen a for real self sucker on cam...just that big dildo imposter guy trying to impress me by sucking it! >_>

 

[Lintilla]

Back when I used to go on omegle and stare at dicks for hours on end hoping to see any sign of a female, I'd encounter this same recorded video of a guy with a Giganto. I couldn't think of anything but wow that's impressive.

There are definitely some guys using recorded videos like that on Streamate, because there are at least a couple that I recognize right away at this point, and probably more that I don't notice. I don't really get why they do it, but whatevs, they're paying me. I tell them how big it is and laugh internally.

 

[RahqZee]

I can't even imagine the sort of things you poor girls face every day. I mean, what kind of story do you tell in a situation like that?

He wanted to hear my first g/g experience. That one, and my first DP are verrrrry popular for me in exclusives. Usually I love telling them, especially if they want me to get myself off while doing so. But this was just a catastrophe. "When I started to, uh...walk...past her, she--god damn that thing is huge, Jesus--oh, so anyway, she..."

 

[SexySteph]

Just a random side note, I know a fair amount of guys on SM will use penis sleeves so they look huuuuuge but you can't tell because the camera quality is so shitty. You can only tell if you see the base of their shaft from a low angle.

 

[NoelleBright]

There are definitely some guys using recorded videos like that on Streamate, because there are at least a couple that I recognize right away at this point, and probably more that I don't notice. I don't really get why they do it, but whatevs, they're paying me. I tell them how big it is and laugh internally.

I see the same dong a whole hell of a lot and it's always from different accounts. I don't entirely understand the appeal. The dick I see a bunch is so big it can't even achieve a full erection. Dude is always squeezing the base for dear life while still dealing with a floppy situation at the top. Like trying to jerk off a rope.

 

[eyeteach]

He wanted to hear my first g/g experience. That one, and my first DP are verrrrry popular for me in exclusives. Usually I love telling them, especially if they want me to get myself off while doing so. But this was just a catastrophe. "When I started to, uh...walk...past her, she--god damn that thing is huge, Jesus--oh, so anyway, she..."

See THIS is the reason I frequent these great forums; where else can a cam model (who apparently has seen it all) get all tongue-tied and twitterpated over an enormously huge schlong? Please tell me you stood up and saluted.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I've had a ton of fake big cock on cam guys sadly (guys holding dildos in bad lighting, and most often having dildos in their underwear stroking and refusing to take their dick out), with only one who might challenge @RahqZee's guy on cam. Gonna have to simply call him BigBen (can't remember his full username, but I know a lot of camgirls on this forum have heard of and seen him) came by my room within my 1st year of camming. The guy stood up, (it in no way looked fake) and he was able to lean back while sucking his own cock. It was impressive in a wtf way, but much agreed with @NoelleBright. I can't imagine in any way how it would lead to a positive experience lol. Most of my conversation with the guy was honestly me saying how sorry I felt for him unless he had an awesome porn career he wasn't telling me about.

 

[Guy]

I was kinda disappointed I've never seen a for real self sucker on cam...just that big dildo imposter guy trying to impress me by sucking it! >_>

According to an urban legend, Marilyn Manson got his ribs removed so he could have oral sex with himself.

 

[RahqZee]

At first I thought for sure it was a dildo...but let me just say that if it was a prank, it was the most elaborate, well done fake dick I have ever seen (after typing that, I feel like I should not have a bank of fake dick memories to fall back on for reference but here we are, people). Part of me wants to believe it was a sad guy with a giant dildo, but part of me wants to believe in monsters...

See THIS is the reason I frequent these great forums; where else can a cam model (who apparently has seen it all) get all tongue-tied and twitterpated over an enormously huge schlong? Please tell me you stood up and saluted.

I didn't salute, but once he finished and exited I found myself rocking back and forth whispering, "too far, Nature...too far."

 

[SaffronBurke]

According to an urban legend, Marilyn Manson got his ribs removed so he could have oral sex with himself.

Not sure why someone "disagreed" with this because it WAS a rumor that was going around a lot at one point... Though it is just a rumor, someone asked him about it in an interview, and he said that, after hearing the rumor himself, he looked into it, but it was way too expensive.

 

[Nordling]

Not sure why someone "disagreed" with this because it WAS a rumor that was going around a lot at one point... Though it is just a rumor, someone asked him about it in an interview, and he said that, after hearing the rumor himself, he looked into it, but it was way too expensive.

Yes, very similar to the old rumor about Rod Stewart going to a hospital to get his stomach pumped and they found several pints of semen.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Yes, very similar to the old rumor about Rod Stewart going to a hospital to get his stomach pumped and they found several pints of semen.

I heard that about Lil Kim too.

 

[Nordling]

I heard that about Lil Kim too.

lol copycat rumors.

 

[RahqZee]

I heard that about Lil Kim too.

Because they sucked a lot of dicks, or this one particular dick?

 

[Shaun__]

I have always assumed I am average sized, and occasionally thought it would be nice if it was bigger. That seems too big though, like it would scare away almost everyone who ever saw it.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Because they sucked a lot of dicks, or this one particular dick?

The rumor I heard about Lil Kim was that she blew everybody off backstage, had to cancel a concert to get her stomach pumped.

 

[Guy]

Yes, very similar to the old rumor about Rod Stewart going to a hospital to get his stomach pumped and they found several pints of semen.

More info about that urban legend here: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.asp

 

[ACFFAN69]

While we're talking about urban legends, how about the famous one that spread across the entire globe before the Internet was around, somehow through word of mouth only: Richard Gere went to the emergency room because he stuck a gerbil up his anus!

I'm sure anyone that grew up in the 80's and early 90's remembers that one!

 

[justjoinedtopost]

While we're talking about urban legends, how about the famous one that spread across the entire globe before the Internet was around, somehow through word of mouth only: Richard Gere went to the emergency room because he stuck a gerbil up his anus!

I'm sure anyone that grew up in the 80's and early 90's remembers that one!

never heard that one.
did hear Michael Jackson was screwing around with his chimp Bubbles.

 

[Guy]

While we're talking about urban legends, how about the famous one that spread across the entire globe before the Internet was around, somehow through word of mouth only: Richard Gere went to the emergency room because he stuck a gerbil up his anus!

I'm sure anyone that grew up in the 80's and early 90's remembers that one!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/gerbil.asp

 

[Nordling]

I've always thought it ironic that Paul McCartney had a rumor about his death while the Beatles were still together, and he and Ringo are the only ones left.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Wonder how these things take off? I've tried a couple times to get an urban legend going hoping it would get back to me and make me giggle. No luck.