Has the average video game maker ever seen boobies?

[Shaun__]

No.

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[NancyNoNude2012]

Good lord, it's like looking at a big-chested broad in outer space, but for some reason, only her tits seem to be effected by the lack of gravity.

 

[Evvie]

You know that thing called Alien Hand Syndrome? I think these chicks have that. But in their boobs.

 

[Rose]

I'm pretty sure the only time my boobs do stuff like that is when I'm swimming. :lol:

 

[Jessi]

Zero gravity tatas :mrgreen:

 

[Rose]

Dangit! I totally should have gotten a PS3 looking at this again. :crybaby: Xbox boobies just aren't as jiggly.

 

[Diana Blake]

:shock:

I mean... Pssssht, my boobs totally do that.

 

[LindseyDoll]

Looks like these guys should spend time on MFC doing "research"

 

[Jupiter551]

I think it says more about the game's intended audience than the developers.

 

[Shaun__]

I think it says more about the game's intended audience than the developers.

You may be right, but real breasts are so much more fun to watch.

 

[JickyJuly]

:shock:
I think girl #3 put me into some sort of trance. So jealous and a little bit in love.

 

[Shaun__]

:shock:
I think girl #3 put me into some sort of trance. So jealous and a little bit in love.

I like the perky breasted #1. I added #3 to give my post a broader appeal. I am glad I picked out a winner for you.

 

[SophiaLocke]

:shock:
I think girl #3 put me into some sort of trance. So jealous and a little bit in love.

I like the perky breasted #1. I added #3 to give my post a broader appeal. I am glad I picked out a winner for you.

Yep, i've officially fallen for #3. She's adorable...and fucking hot

 

[LindseyDoll]

Seriously... if #3 is on MFC I can picture myself spending a lot of my free time in her room.

 

[BloodRed87]

The #3 girl is Carli Banks if anyone was curious.

Link to the vid: http://www.xvideos.com/video775839/real_female_orgasms_carli_banks

 

[Dave550]

Good lord, it's like looking at a big-chested broad in outer space, but for some reason, only her tits seem to be effected by the lack of gravity.

Could it be helium implants?

 

[mynameisbob84]

:shock:
I think girl #3 put me into some sort of trance. So jealous and a little bit in love.

I like the perky breasted #1. I added #3 to give my post a broader appeal. I am glad I picked out a winner for you.

Yep, i've officially fallen for #3. She's adorable...and fucking hot

#3 is indeed lovely. Her smile puts her over the edge. It's a smile that says "That bulge in your pants... I put that there".

 

[PrincessBG]

Actually, I lived with a guy who was going to college to be a video game designer (and he was actually really good!) but I'm pretty sure he had never gotten that far with anything of a feminine nature. lol It was fun to watch him interact.

 

[Zoomer]

:lol:

I think it's less to do with game developers knowledge of tits (clearly only men program games huh? and must perpetuate the stereotype you have about games creators eh?! ) and more to do with both complexity and time spent modelling/animating/physics for what is essentially an irrelevant part of game play

I note you don't assume all games programmers are also bald naturist with skin so tight it's stretched over bones - because neither hair, nor skin, nor clothing moves realistically either. Therefore the only conclusion is that can't possible have any experience of them

Give them unlimited budget, and program with the assumption everyone has $50,000 games rigs... and maybe you'll see it all corrected to a reasonable degree.
Wonder how many copies would sell and at what price?

 

[IvyGirl]

Agreeing with Zoomer here. It is way easier to 3D model a perfectly round sphere than something that shows the natural weight of REAL human titties. Same goes for the animation of jiggling/bouncing, subtle and realistic is just harder to do. Who needs to put in effort when creepy bimbo characters get the job done? lol

 

[UncleThursday]

You're also looking at Soul Calibur, which has always had outrageously proportioned females.

Then again, it is also made by Japanese developers (Namco/Bandai). And Japan is one of the most sexually repressed non-muslim societies out there. Just look at more adult oriented anime...

But, even US developers do it, as well. I could record something with the latest Mortal Kombat to show you. Throw Johnny Cage's green fireball thing over the heads of any females, and their bewbs bounce for no reason. Unless the green fireball thing has its own gravity or something, that only affects boobees.

And, Zoomer is right, too. Hair, skin and clothing have never really moved perfectly, either. Skin is getting better, but hair and clothing still clip through bodies at an amazing rate, even in triple A titles. Fully pre-rendered cinematic sequences look better, but the skin/hair/clothing problems are pretty persistant in real time gameplay in many games.

 

[DanniShimmers]

Painting weights for bones in breasts on 3D models is a bitch. Just saying. Just be glad their boobs don't randomly fly off.

 

[Mirra]

Just be glad their boobs don't randomly fly off.

That would be extremely demoralizing.

 

[SoTxBob]

Painting weights for bones in breasts on 3D models is a bitch. Just saying. Just be glad their boobs don't randomly fly off.

:lol: :lol: :lol: that would be a twist... Boobie bombs.

also :mrgreen:
for those of you that like girl #3, Carli Banks, you might like to check out fairly new MFC girl 'NyanKitty'.
She could be her younger twin sister. :thumbleft: :dance:

 

[Shaun__]

Just be glad their boobs don't randomly fly off.

I know, they need to put a cover over the boob missile switch to prevent that.

 

[Dark1337]

This belongs in this thread:

 

[DanniShimmers]

She looks like she's about to take flight with those things.

 

[BlueViolet]

Anyone here play 3D Custom Girl?

The boobs aren't anti-gravity bouncy or anything but... well, they are just awesome. God, I love this game.



I do prefer boobs that like to defy gravity more most of the time but yeah, if you don't have this game on your computer you should get it. You can create any character no matter how tall or short, no boobs to huge boobs, any colour and style of hair, change skin tone, eye colour or two-coloured eyes, and of course, dress them up however you want.

Then you get to pose them, grope them, and watch them get fucked by an invisible person that has some kind of weird tubular dick and make them cum by pressing a button.

 

[Shaun__]

Anyone here play 3D Custom Girl?

I used to have that game years ago. I liked getting to play dress up, but hated my lack of Japanese needed to read the menus.

 

[BlueViolet]

Anyone here play 3D Custom Girl?

I used to have that game years ago. I liked getting to play dress up, but hated my lack of Japanese needed to read the menus.

I just learned how to navigate around it through online tutorials. It's not too hard to get used to and you can learn some pretty cool features to the game that way.