PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY AMBER

[LailaBaise]

Amber's well fit.

Yes. Other British vernacular that could be used in this instance...

Cor blimey, bang tidy
Lovely Jubblies
Cracking pair of tits, guv'nor
A tasty sort
Dishy
Superb knockers
Top totty
Scrummy

:-D

Oo er missus, 'ow about a bit of 'ow's yer father?
Cracking set of chebs.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting. :lol:
CRUMPET.

 

[AmberCutie]

Amber's well fit.

Yes. Other British vernacular that could be used in this instance...

Cor blimey, bang tidy
Lovely Jubblies
Cracking pair of tits, guv'nor
A tasty sort
Dishy
Superb knockers
Top totty
Scrummy

:-D

Oo er missus, 'ow about a bit of 'ow's yer father?
Cracking set of chebs.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting. :lol:
CRUMPET.

You both got me giggling. Thank you, needed that.

 

[KillerCurves]

Ok I posted a second post basically showing what I had and why BMI was a joke. buuut it got lost.

The conclusion is basically this:

Amber, you're gorgeous. And not in a placating sort of motherly way either. You have a phenomenal body that has womanly curves without being over exaggerated. Your thighs are drop dead gorgeous, your flat tummy makes me drool and your tits are PHENOMENAL.

Anyone seeing you as a BBW would make the average BBW's head spin around because you aren't even close to a BBW. Perhaps I'm not making sense but I'm still exhausted from my trip. It happens. XD

It's a bit shocking to think that anyone would see Amber and think she's even a bit over weight. Not even her ego is over weight which is easy to have when you're so gorgeous, funny and charismatic.

 

[SoTxBob]

Amber's well fit.

Yes. Other British vernacular that could be used in this instance...

Cor blimey, bang tidy
Lovely Jubblies
Cracking pair of tits, guv'nor
A tasty sort
Dishy
Superb knockers
Top totty
Scrummy

:-D

Oo er missus, 'ow about a bit of 'ow's yer father?
Cracking set of chebs.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting. :lol:
CRUMPET.

I love "Britspeak".... I have added these to the book. :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I'd like to point out that most Brits don't speak like this (I don't anyway :?) but yeah, lecherous British slang is awesome. See also...

I'd like to whet my whistle in that
Oi oi, love, show us yer tits
She's got a cracking arse
You've got a lovely bum
I fancy shagging that
I got my end away with that bird last night
I knobbed her all night

 

[SoTxBob]

I'd like to point out that most Brits don't speak like this (I don't anyway :?) but yeah, lecherous British slang is awesome. See also...

She's got a cracking arse
I knobbed her all night

:lol: 'knobbed'
I've always wondered tho... why it seems to be ok to call someone a "cunt" and it's not much a more than our calling someone bitch or bastard, and yet nobody in the UK seems to say Ass ......

 

[LailaBaise]

I'd like to point out that most Brits don't speak like this (I don't anyway :?) but yeah, lecherous British slang is awesome. See also...

She's got a cracking arse
I knobbed her all night

:lol: 'knobbed'
I've always wondered tho... why it seems to be ok to call someone a "cunt" and it's not much a more than our calling someone bitch or bastard, and yet nobody in the UK seems to say Ass ......

We say arse. 'You are an arse.' 'You just made a complete arse of yourself.' :thumbleft:

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

Dear Mr. Butz,

Would you like to suck my...

 

[Anonymous]

People who go out of their way to tell a sob story to excuse certain behavior (not being able to tip, or in this case, calling Amber a BBW) are so...UGH.

My mom was talking about how her dad sometimes makes rude/insensitive comments to people without realizing it. Comments like "Oh boy, I can't even get my arms around you when I hug you," etc. He's a wonderful person and granddad, but sometimes he's probably better off keeping his mouth shut.

I don't know whether or not you're just trying to be a troll, but I'd say that an apology via tip note would've been better than coming here announcing to everyone that you think Amber's a BBW with diabetes. :roll: Do you even know what a BBW is? Your comment is actually worse than weirdos coming in my room calling me a 'MILF' (I'm not even 30 yet!).

Oh, great...now Lydia_Deetz has got me craving pickles...lol.

 

[Sunny_Sue]

People who go out of their way to tell a sob story to excuse certain behavior (not being able to tip, or in this case, calling Amber a BBW) are so...UGH.

My mom was talking about how her dad sometimes makes rude/insensitive comments to people without realizing it. Comments like "Oh boy, I can't even get my arms around you when I hug you," etc. He's a wonderful person and granddad, but sometimes he's probably better off keeping his mouth shut.

I don't know whether or not you're just trying to be a troll, but I'd say that an apology via tip note would've been better than coming here announcing to everyone that you think Amber's a BBW with diabetes. :roll: Do you even know what a BBW is? Your comment is actually worse than weirdos coming in my room calling me a 'MILF' (I'm not even 30 yet!).

Oh, great...now Lydia_Deetz has got me craving pickles...lol.

Okay after your post I am thinking I do not know what a MILF is. I don't see where not being 30 yet disqualifies you from MILF status. I thought you just had to be a mom..... Now I could see where being a GILF would be an understatement since you are not yet 30. If I am wrong please excuse me, and educate me!

 

[Poker_Babe]

Being a widow doesn't give one a free pass to show no class when speaking to a lady. :naughty:
I would find it despicable if you made that up BTW just to try to pull one over on Amber and the rest of us. And if it is true, I find it kinda' trashy that you would bring your dead wife into this to try to get sympathy from your PUBLIC apology. Why couldn't you have just sent Amber a private message if you where really being sincere? Seems to me like you're showboating.

 

[Poker_Babe]

Oh and I thought MILF stood for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck" right???

 

[Bocefish]

The MILF term originally started with the movie American Pie IIRC and generally referred to women 30 or over, but since it hit the porn market any mother can technically be a MILF. Same with cougars, the term generally used to mean women 40 or older, but now even 35 qualifies if the woman goes after guys more than 10 years younger than her.

 

[AmberCutie]

The MILF term originally started with the movie American Pie IIRC and generally referred to women 30 or over, but since it hit the porn market any mother can technically be a MILF. Same with cougars, the term generally used to mean women 40 or older, but now even 35 qualifies if the woman goes after guys more than 10 years younger than her.

But still a Milf would need to be a Mother, even though a Cougar could be a child-less attractive woman over a certain age.

 

[Bocefish]

The MILF term originally started with the movie American Pie IIRC and generally referred to mothers 30 or over, but since it hit the porn market any mother can technically be a MILF. Same with cougars, the term generally used to mean women 40 or older, but now even 35 qualifies if the woman goes after guys more than 10 years younger than her.

But still a Milf would need to be a Mother, even though a Cougar could be a child-less attractive woman over a certain age.

Yes, edited original post to clarify.

 

[Anonymous]

Okay after your post I am thinking I do not know what a MILF is. I don't see where not being 30 yet disqualifies you from MILF status. I thought you just had to be a mom..... Now I could see where being a GILF would be an understatement since you are not yet 30. If I am wrong please excuse me, and educate me!

No, you're absolutely right. Mom (Mother) I'd Like To Fuck.

It's not a BAD thing to be called. It makes me think of a cow because it sounds like the word 'milk'...lol.

And usually if you go to one of those free porn sites like YouPorn or whatever, when they have porn videos in the 'MILF' category it's usually moms who are much older than me (I'm 29). Most people see me and can't even believe that I'm 29 (they say I look younger).

I don't feel/look old yet, so for me it's kinda weird being called a 'MILF' even if I technically AM one. Maybe in about 10 more years I'll feel like a MILF?

 

[Anonymous]

Oh and I thought MILF stood for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck" right???

Yup.

 

[camstory]

:hello2: Amber, that BadWolfbb sure was pretty smooth in your room yesterday with his lecherous British slang. :-D She's got a cracking arse :whistle:

 

[JickyJuly]

Dear Mr. Butz,

Would you like to suck my...

I am SOOO glad Lydia is back to deal with these fools. :dance:

For the record, no one with Amber's bone structure is a BBW. If the band of your bra is a 32 (regardless of how far into the alphabet your cup size goes) you are dainty. The end.

 

[Nordling]

Okay after your post I am thinking I do not know what a MILF is. I don't see where not being 30 yet disqualifies you from MILF status. I thought you just had to be a mom..... Now I could see where being a GILF would be an understatement since you are not yet 30. If I am wrong please excuse me, and educate me!

No, you're absolutely right. Mom (Mother) I'd Like To Fuck.

It's not a BAD thing to be called. It makes me think of a cow because it sounds like the word 'milk'...lol.

And usually if you go to one of those free porn sites like YouPorn or whatever, when they have porn videos in the 'MILF' category it's usually moms who are much older than me (I'm 29). Most people see me and can't even believe that I'm 29 (they say I look younger).

I don't feel/look old yet, so for me it's kinda weird being called a 'MILF' even if I technically AM one. Maybe in about 10 more years I'll feel like a MILF?

To me, it IS a bad thing to be called. It disrespects both mothers and women and hides in an ugly sounding acronym. When used, it suggests what most people would consider an obscene suggestion when made to a woman one may not even know.

lol I wasn't raised in a particularly refined environment but I do know that if I'd used those words around my parents or sister when I was a teen, or even in my 20s, I'd be made to be in great pain. lol

 

[Anonymous]

To me, it IS a bad thing to be called. It disrespects both mothers and women and hides in an ugly sounding acronym. When used, it suggests what most people would consider an obscene suggestion when made to a woman one may not even know.

Many of the guys on cam sites - INCLUDING the ones who spend money - talk like that though. All that matters is what the model is comfortable with (for example, I'm not comfortable with being called 'bitch'). I guess 'MILF' is easier than saying 'hot mom I fantasize about'...lol. It's really not that big a deal. It's a cam site, and many of the guys spending money are looking to be turned on and bust a good nut, to put it bluntly. That's what my goal is every time I watch videos on YouPorn. I doubt many of the guys on cam sites are gonna say "You're a mom I'd like to make love to." LOL. The ones who are just horny don't wanna 'make love'...they wanna fuck. It sounds vulgar, but it's the truth.

When you take a model private and request that she get naked and use a toy, it's kind of like saying you want to fuck her.

 

[Nordling]

To me, it IS a bad thing to be called. It disrespects both mothers and women and hides in an ugly sounding acronym. When used, it suggests what most people would consider an obscene suggestion when made to a woman one may not even know.

Many of the guys on cam sites - INCLUDING the ones who spend money - talk like that though. All that matters is what the model is comfortable with (for example, I'm not comfortable with being called 'bitch'). I guess 'MILF' is easier than saying 'hot mom I fantasize about'...lol. It's really not that big a deal. It's a cam site, and many of the guys spending money are looking to be turned on and bust a nut. I doubt many of them are gonna say "You're a mom I'd like to make love to." LOL. They don't wanna 'make love'...they wanna FUCK.

When you take a model private and request that she get naked and use a toy, it's kind of like saying you want to fuck her.

True. What a model is comfortable with is the only really important thing, other than the lowering of the standards of common speech. When some models have allowed premiums to be too loose in their speech, it has occasionally made me leave. But that's just me. Yeah, the M word is not as bad as the B word. lol

 

[AmberCutie]

To me, it IS a bad thing to be called. It disrespects both mothers and women and hides in an ugly sounding acronym. When used, it suggests what most people would consider an obscene suggestion when made to a woman one may not even know.

Many of the guys on cam sites - INCLUDING the ones who spend money - talk like that though. All that matters is what the model is comfortable with (for example, I'm not comfortable with being called 'bitch'). I guess 'MILF' is easier than saying 'hot mom I fantasize about'...lol. It's really not that big a deal. It's a cam site, and many of the guys spending money are looking to be turned on and bust a nut. I doubt many of them are gonna say "You're a mom I'd like to make love to." LOL. They don't wanna 'make love'...they wanna FUCK.

When you take a model private and request that she get naked and use a toy, it's kind of like saying you want to fuck her.

True. What a model is comfortable with is the only really important thing, other than the lowering of the standards of common speech. When some models have allowed premiums to be too loose in their speech, it has occasionally made me leave. But that's just me. Yeah, the M word is not as bad as the B word. lol

To be fair and honest, MILF is used as a (yes, maybe a tad vulgar for the sensitive) compliment, while Bitch is normally used as an insult.

 

[Bocefish]

:text-threadjacked:

Betty White's 'Off Their Rockers' show just had a skit last night where an old man goes around asking random women if this is a good place to meet MILFs and what it meant. :lol:

It's just past the half way point if anyone wants to watch it: http://www.nbc.com/betty-whites-off-the ... 12/1403277

 

[bawksy]

I don't know if OP is an immensely successful troll or just a confused old man, but this thread is incredibly entertaining.

Good work, OP.

 

[AmberCutie]

I don't know if OP is an immensely successful troll or just a confused old man, but this thread is incredibly entertaining.

Good work, OP.

It's da troof.

 

[KillerCurves]

 

[Delicious]

I've been lurking on this site for a while when I read these posts, I had to sign up to say something, but won't be joining the site as a model. I looked at amber's profile. She claims to be a size 32F - LMFAO talk about some serious exaggeration. No way is that chicks frame a 32 ribcage. lol

I'd say amber is really more like a 40DD, judging from height-weight and how soft she looks. Plus the way her bra fits in the pics I saw, looks a little loose in the cups. Not dogging her body at all - and 40DD is nothing to be ashamed about, I'd call that bragging rights



The way women exaggerate their measurements, no wonder guys are so clueless about bra sizes. ahahahaha

 

[AmberCutie]

I've been lurking on this site for a while when I read these posts, I had to sign up to say something, but won't be joining the site as a model. I looked at amber's profile. She claims to be a size 32F - LMFAO talk about some serious exaggeration. No way is that chicks frame a 32 ribcage. lol

I'd say amber is really more like a 40DD, judging from height-weight and how soft she looks. Plus the way her bra fits in the pics I saw, looks a little loose in the cups. Not dogging her body at all - and 40DD is nothing to be ashamed about, I'd call that bragging rights



The way women exaggerate their measurements, no wonder guys are so clueless about bra sizes. ahahahaha

:roll: :roll: :roll:

PS: Banned for being a fuckwad and an idiot.

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

If I read her profile right she's only 5'3", and that's pretty tiny. 32 is about right, I can gather from your post you have never actually had a 5'3" chick with healthy curves in your arms.
:lol:

Measurements are only a mystery when the only measurement you've had any hands on with is your own dick.

5'3" 32F looks just like Amber... so sit up straight and pay attention.