The 40 Day No Fap Challenge

[SweepTheLeg]

I could sure go for a piece of cake, but I'm afraid I'd fuck it.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I'm more turned on by reading than visual to tell the truth. Aella, have you ever checked out these sites?
http://www.literotica.com/stories/index.php
and
http://www.asstr.org/main.html

Both have a LOT of adult stories to read.

I'm a fan of literotica. Some good stuff there among the vast array of not-so-good. I'll check out the other site for sure. Thanks for the tip, even though it wasn't meant for me!

Porn is meant for everyone! :lol:

ASSTR is the usenet group alt.sex.stories.text.repository main backup site. If you're familiar with newsgroups you know there's been dirty stories posted to that for YEARS, even before the world wide web was invented. And it's completely uncensored. So there are a massive amount of stories and you are absolutely guaranteed to find something you like (and some stories that will repulse). That said the web page is not organized in a way to make it easy to find a 'subject' you like. It's more organized by author who submitted the text to the newsgroups. There are some collections and a search function. But mostly it's the thrill of the hunt type browsing. You never know what you'll find, you're just guaranteed to find a lot of it.

 

[pg240]

I'm more turned on by reading than visual to tell the truth. Aella, have you ever checked out these sites?
http://www.literotica.com/stories/index.php
and
http://www.asstr.org/main.html

Both have a LOT of adult stories to read.

I'm a fan of literotica. Some good stuff there among the vast array of not-so-good. I'll check out the other site for sure. Thanks for the tip, even though it wasn't meant for me!

Porn is meant for everyone! :lol:

ASSTR is the usenet group alt.sex.stories.text.repository main backup site. If you're familiar with newsgroups you know there's been dirty stories posted to that for YEARS, even before the world wide web was invented. And it's completely uncensored. So there are a massive amount of stories and you are absolutely guaranteed to find something you like (and some stories that will repulse). That said the web page is not organized in a way to make it easy to find a 'subject' you like. It's more organized by author who submitted the text to the newsgroups. There are some collections and a search function. But mostly it's the thrill of the hunt type browsing. You never know what you'll find, you're just guaranteed to find a lot of it.

Man, I haven't prowled through the news groups in years! This should be fun. Thanks.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

I'm cleaning! I cleaned my car! I cleaned my kitchen! I'm cleaning my living room before work. God damn it.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I've actually gone two days now without snapping one off. Didn't plan to, just haven't felt the urge in the past two days. I might see how far I can make it before the inevitable happens.

 

[AwesomeKate]

I took a really long, warm bath last night. I was exfoliating my entire body with this homemade scrub I have, and then soaping up in preparation to shave. After I had thoroughly slicked up my pussy, I began to drag the razor up across the mound. I felt how soft it had become with my other hand, so shiny as the water moved across it. After I finished shaving my entire pussy, I couldn't take my hand away from it's smoothness. It felt so good to rub the top and then dip down into the folds. I realized that the act of shaving had made me so incredibly wet inside. I pulled my fingers out and watched my wetness, stringy between my fingers, as I pulled them apart. I pressed my middle finger onto my swollen clit, and moved it up and down firmly. It slipped around so easily on my soapy pussy.

10-12 minutes later I came incredibly hard. :happy8:

Also this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/17/game-of-thrones-sex-scene_n_1601883.html

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I took a really long, warm bath last night. I was exfoliating my entire body with this homemade scrub I have, and then soaping up in preparation to shave. After I had thoroughly slicked up my pussy, I began to drag the razor up across the mound. I felt how soft it had become with my other hand, so shiny as the water moved across it. After I finished shaving my entire pussy, I couldn't take my hand away from it's smoothness. It felt so good to rub the top and then dip down into the folds. I realized that the act of shaving had made me so incredibly wet inside. I pulled my fingers out and watched my wetness, stringy between my fingers, as I pulled them apart. I pressed my middle finger onto my swollen clit, and moved it up and down firmly. It slipped around so easily on my soapy pussy.

10-12 minutes later I came incredibly hard. :happy8:

 

[Aella]

I took a really long, warm bath last night. I was exfoliating my entire body with this homemade scrub I have, and then soaping up in preparation to shave. After I had thoroughly slicked up my pussy, I began to drag the razor up across the mound. I felt how soft it had become with my other hand, so shiny as the water moved across it. After I finished shaving my entire pussy, I couldn't take my hand away from it's smoothness. It felt so good to rub the top and then dip down into the folds. I realized that the act of shaving had made me so incredibly wet inside. I pulled my fingers out and watched my wetness, stringy between my fingers, as I pulled them apart. I pressed my middle finger onto my swollen clit, and moved it up and down firmly. It slipped around so easily on my soapy pussy.

10-12 minutes later I came incredibly hard. :happy8:

Also this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/17/game-of-thrones-sex-scene_n_1601883.html

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT KATE

 

[Sevrin]

I took a really long, warm bath last night. I was exfoliating my entire body with this homemade scrub I have, and then soaping up in preparation to shave. After I had thoroughly slicked up my pussy, I began to drag the razor up across the mound. I felt how soft it had become with my other hand, so shiny as the water moved across it. After I finished shaving my entire pussy, I couldn't take my hand away from it's smoothness. It felt so good to rub the top and then dip down into the folds. I realized that the act of shaving had made me so incredibly wet inside. I pulled my fingers out and watched my wetness, stringy between my fingers, as I pulled them apart. I pressed my middle finger onto my swollen clit, and moved it up and down firmly. It slipped around so easily on my soapy pussy.

10-12 minutes later I came incredibly hard. :happy8:

Also this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/17/game-of-thrones-sex-scene_n_1601883.html

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT KATE

Whatchagonnado. Pro tease is pro.

 

[AwesomeKate]

 

[pg240]

I took a really long, warm bath last night. I was exfoliating my entire body with this homemade scrub I have, and then soaping up in preparation to shave. After I had thoroughly slicked up my pussy, I began to drag the razor up across the mound. I felt how soft it had become with my other hand, so shiny as the water moved across it. After I finished shaving my entire pussy, I couldn't take my hand away from it's smoothness. It felt so good to rub the top and then dip down into the folds. I realized that the act of shaving had made me so incredibly wet inside. I pulled my fingers out and watched my wetness, stringy between my fingers, as I pulled them apart. I pressed my middle finger onto my swollen clit, and moved it up and down firmly. It slipped around so easily on my soapy pussy.

10-12 minutes later I came incredibly hard. :happy8:

Also this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/17/game-of-thrones-sex-scene_n_1601883.html

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT KATE

She got you so fucking good!!

 

[AedanRayne]

I took a really long, warm bath last night. I was exfoliating my entire body with this homemade scrub I have, and then soaping up in preparation to shave. After I had thoroughly slicked up my pussy, I began to drag the razor up across the mound. I felt how soft it had become with my other hand, so shiny as the water moved across it. After I finished shaving my entire pussy, I couldn't take my hand away from it's smoothness. It felt so good to rub the top and then dip down into the folds. I realized that the act of shaving had made me so incredibly wet inside. I pulled my fingers out and watched my wetness, stringy between my fingers, as I pulled them apart. I pressed my middle finger onto my swollen clit, and moved it up and down firmly. It slipped around so easily on my soapy pussy.

10-12 minutes later I came incredibly hard. :happy8:

Also this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/17/game-of-thrones-sex-scene_n_1601883.html

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT KATE

She got you so fucking good!!

She got me so fucking good.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

By the time I wake up it will have been 7 days for me. Have been able to bend without breaking so to speak. Think it's sad that most of the times i've been closest to breaking has been when I'm bored n can't sleep.

 

[Aella]

By the time I wake up it will have been 7 days for me. Have been able to bend without breaking so to speak. Think it's sad that most of the times i've been closest to breaking has been when I'm bored n can't sleep.

SWEEPTHELEG.
My brother in arms!
7 days you have prevailed, against the forces of light and darkness. 7 days you have withstood the lure of the devil. 7 days you have clung to sanity, keeping your hands busy, your mind distracted, your penis untouched.

And for this, I thank you.

I haven't touched my pussy in 22 days now, I think. Poor little guy probably doesn't know what's going on. In a few years it'll grow up and have to go to therapy.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I haven't fapped in four days! :dance:

(if I am to make it to five, I would do well to stay clear of Kate's Fap Journal :shock

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Aella, If there was anyone I'd want to be in this non-masturbatory foxhole with, it'd be you.

On a side note: Just the mere usage of the word foxhole was enough to give me an erection.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Sounds like you need a lil' help from Fappy! The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin...

Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Kicks Off Nationwide School Tour
March 8, 2013 By Jimmy Rustling

New York, NY — Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin and STOP Masturbation NOW are proud to announce a 31-city nationwide school tour focusing on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now said he is excited about the tour. “Thanks to your tax dollars, Fappy® the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin kicked off his nationwide school tour at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau, Oklahoma with a bang. While there, Fappy® answered questions and spoke to students about the dangers of masturbation.”

“The kids just love him,” said 64-year old Paul Horner who is a teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back next year!”

“Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape,” Childs told reporters. “It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. This nationwide tour is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home. If your arms are long enough to touch your private areas, you are a possible suspect in raping yourself.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin and Stop Masturbation Now are federally funded programs designed to teach children and adults about the dangers of masturbation. For a complete list of dates and locations of this tour, click here. For more information or if you would like Fappy® to visit your child’s school please call the 24-hour Fappy® Nationwide School Tour Hotline.

Fappy® Nationwide School Tour Hotline: (785) 273-0325

http://superofficialnews.com/fappy-the- ... hool-tour/

See how supportive I can be?

 

[LucyJude]

I don't think I could go 4 days, let alone 40 :?

i agree, doug funnie! i think this would actually be fun though. i'm a glutton for punishment, what can i say. plus day 41 would be... erm... explosive for me.

 

[Sunny_Sue]

Sounds like you need a lil' help from Fappy! The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin...

Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Kicks Off Nationwide School Tour
March 8, 2013 By Jimmy Rustling

New York, NY — Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin and STOP Masturbation NOW are proud to announce a 31-city nationwide school tour focusing on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now said he is excited about the tour. “Thanks to your tax dollars, Fappy® the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin kicked off his nationwide school tour at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau, Oklahoma with a bang. While there, Fappy® answered questions and spoke to students about the dangers of masturbation.”

“The kids just love him,” said 64-year old Paul Horner who is a teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back next year!”

“Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape,” Childs told reporters. “It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. This nationwide tour is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home. If your arms are long enough to touch your private areas, you are a possible suspect in raping yourself.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin and Stop Masturbation Now are federally funded programs designed to teach children and adults about the dangers of masturbation. For a complete list of dates and locations of this tour, click here. For more information or if you would like Fappy® to visit your child’s school please call the 24-hour Fappy® Nationwide School Tour Hotline.

Fappy® Nationwide School Tour Hotline: (785) 273-0325

http://superofficialnews.com/fappy-the- ... hool-tour/

See how supportive I can be?

That's a joke right!?!?!?


You can't rape the willing, and damn it, I like my hand, I beg it to touch me!!!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

That's a joke right!?!?!?
You can't rape the willing, and damn it, I like my hand, I beg it to touch me!!!

I think it's satire. But it's REALLY well done. :lol: I dialed the phone number, it's for Westboro Baptist Church. ( the idiots that protest soldiers funerals)

There's a facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin

Oh, and ironically Fappy was arrested for public masturbation. (super official news is a satire site)
http://superofficialnews.com/fappy-the-anti-masturbation-dolphin-arrested-for-public-masturbation/

This site alone is a hilarious read.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-Masturbation-NOW/542960809056057

 

[SweepTheLeg]

joke or not my friend and I are getting the merchandise. We especially love "Pinchey the anti pre-marital sex crab"

 

[LadyLuna]

I love how it's a DOLPHIN, one of the few other animals who have sex purely for pleasure (according to a snapple cap, so I don't know how accurate that is...)

Don't you just love it! You can't masturbate, you can't have sex till marriage, you can't use birth control, and you can't get an abortion...

 

[JubalCobb]

I'm on day 21 of the no pepsi (or diet pepsi) challenge. Not quite time for me to add a new challenge.

I may have missed it while skimming. Have you checked out the reddit nofap sub forum? http://www.reddit.com/r/nofap

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Trying to forego soda as well, it proved more difficult. I can go the 5-6 days I don't see my friends but when it's all they drink and all they buy I find it difficult to say no, and just drink water from the kitchen sink. It's easier to say no to masturbation when with friends.

 

[Mirra]

Hmmm... that's a good point. If I were forced to choose between masturbation and caffeinated beverages, that would make not fapping much easier... I say after a weekend where I averaged 4 times per day.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Six days was my limit

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Yesterday was miserable. I wasn't productive at all, I spent all my energy trying not to masturbate while watching everything that people would masturbate to. I try not to understand myself sometimes.

Today was much easier, and hopefully the afternoon swim made me too physically exhausted to even try if i wanted to.

 

[JubalCobb]

Yesterday was miserable. I wasn't productive at all, I spent all my energy trying not to masturbate while watching everything that people would masturbate to. I try not to understand myself sometimes.

That is one of my concerns. I dont want to quit MFC if I were to do the challenge, but its dancing close to the flame.

I forget if I found this cartoon in the meme thread here or on twitter, but seems to fit the thread.
I'm trying to stay in panel 5.

 

[JubalCobb]

Bill Maher's Valentines Day message about masterbation

http://youtu.be/gCDq760kF0g

Hilarious and far too true.

 

[SweepTheLeg]

Dreading the day Aella gets her orgasm on and I have to continue on this adventure alone. What's left for you? 14 days?