The Horrible Lies Thread

[ThunderWeasel]

RULES: No naming specific people, other than yourself. No religion, no politics, no racial slurs.

To start:

Watching webcams for too long causes radiation burns on your sex organs.

 

[schlmoe]

In the history of forums, this is the greatest thread EVAR!

 

[ZenHedonist]

Watching webcams for too long causes radiation burns on your sex organs.

Radiation burnt sex organs is just another common fetish practiced by many...

 

[ThunderWeasel]

I once rode a skinned moose to victory in the Boston Marathon.