Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

Such a smooth talker..
The second message is just.. wtf?
And i just realised he is the same guy i posted the other day for the censoring of the word "pussy" haha



1:51 AM
Billhowell
I'm sorry sweetheart I can't I want a lake on your p**** for a while I'm sorry I love to eat p**** I can't help myself I just like to eat p****

1:57 AM
Billhowell
Come on guys let's take our panties off wish I'm talking fat guys you got 15 you got a hundred you got 75 tokens which get them pants off and we'll get them panties off so I can eat her p**** I know I can either p**** to take some panties off come on guys start camping you got the token come on you

 

[rockin_rod]

The model was online after a summer vacation break:

 

[cbhours]

The model was online after a summer vacation break:

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100% sure that was translated from spanish xD

 

[NotYou]

Of course, he never tipped at all, just straight demanding (silver user)


3:19 AM
Szefy
You better show me your ass

3:21 AM
Szefy
If you meet me, I'll give you 500 euros.

 

[stormythunder]

I thought he accidentally sat on the keyboard at first

 

[Smoothie]

I thought he accidentally sat on the keyboard at first
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Is the double-post thing happening more often? I noticed it with my own chat messages the other day, and I assumed the doubling was a bug on my end/only visible in my browser. This screenshot makes me wonder if it’s a wider CB issue.

 

[stormythunder]

Is the double-post thing happening more often? I noticed it with my own chat messages the other day, and I assumed the doubling was a bug on my end/only visible in my browser. This screenshot makes me wonder if it’s a wider CB issue.

Yes it's doubling mine and their messages. There's been miscellaneous bugs more than usual lately I feel. The other day my apps didn't work (wouldn't update, would stop but not restart) but it fixed itself a few hours later.

 

[m3lissa]

Yes it's doubling mine and their messages. There's been miscellaneous bugs more than usual lately I feel. The other day my apps didn't work (wouldn't update, would stop but not restart) but it fixed itself a few hours later.

Everything works fine for me
Everything works fine for me

 

[NoWay2018]

Yes it's doubling mine and their messages. There's been miscellaneous bugs more than usual lately I feel. The other day my apps didn't work (wouldn't update, would stop but not restart) but it fixed itself a few hours later.

I've had where, at a random point, it would reconnect. And when that happen, a series of recent messages in the chat room repeat, but not after their respective oritinal message (i.e. the messages go X Y Z X Y Z, not X X Y Y Z Z).

But the notable part is the buzzing from the last tips lovense repeat again.

Does this happen to anyone?

 

[Vixxen81]

I've had where, at a random point, it would reconnect. And when that happen, a series of recent messages in the chat room repeat, but not after their respective oritinal message (i.e. the messages go X Y Z X Y Z, not X X Y Y Z Z).

But the notable part is the buzzing from the last tips lovense repeat again.

Does this happen to anyone?

Happens to me multiple times a week. Always when they are updating something on site, or at least it feels like it's due to an update because a few days or weeks later some new features appear. This time it was the pay out changeover.

 

[NoWay2018]

Happens to me multiple times a week. Always when they are updating something on site, or at least it feels like it's due to an update because a few days or weeks later some new features appear. This time it was the pay out changeover.

Ok. I thought it was some connectivity problem on my end, since it says "Reconnecting" or whatever. So far the only new feature I've correlated to it is my visitors seeing me buzzed again for free.

(BTW When that happens to any of you with the extra buzzing, do you react to it like normal, ignore it, or other?)

 

[ts_cammer98]

Ok. I thought it was some connectivity problem on my end, since it says "Reconnecting" or whatever. So far the only new feature I've correlated to it is my visitors seeing me buzzed again for free.

(BTW When that happens to any of you with the extra buzzing, do you react to it like normal, ignore it, or other?)

Sometimes I react, and sometimes I don't.

 

[stormythunder]

Ok. I thought it was some connectivity problem on my end, since it says "Reconnecting" or whatever. So far the only new feature I've correlated to it is my visitors seeing me buzzed again for free.

(BTW When that happens to any of you with the extra buzzing, do you react to it like normal, ignore it, or other?)

I ignore it

 

[Vixxen81]

Ok. I thought it was some connectivity problem on my end, since it says "Reconnecting" or whatever. So far the only new feature I've correlated to it is my visitors seeing me buzzed again for free.

(BTW When that happens to any of you with the extra buzzing, do you react to it like normal, ignore it, or other?)

I also ignore it.

But most recently, they changed the length of a ban you can set for users from 24 hours to 1 week or 2 weeks or 30 days. They also rolled out a new payout information page that you will eventually be forced to fill out if it remains I haven't looked since I filled it out.

There was also recent surveys on how to restructure fan club.

They have said in newsletters and site messages that they are slowly rolling out many, many site changes. Each time one goes live, there's some disruption.

Edit tobadd: the first time someone said anything about it in my chat was a few days ago. It's been happening for years.

 

[NoWay2018]

I also ignore it.

But most recently, they changed the length of a ban you can set for users from 24 hours to 1 week or 2 weeks or 30 days. They also rolled out a new payout information page that you will eventually be forced to fill out if it remains I haven't looked since I filled it out.

There was also recent surveys on how to restructure fan club.

They have said in newsletters and site messages that they are slowly rolling out many, many site changes. Each time one goes live, there's some disruption.

Edit tobadd: the first time someone said anything about it in my chat was a few days ago. It's been happening for years.

Thanks all. The reason I ask is I figure the options are lose-lose:

If I react, I'm giving them something they tip for for free.

But it shows on screen that the toy is activated. So ignoring it breaks the illusion that buzzing is as uncontrollably enjoyable as the viewers believe.

I generally try to blanace the two by acting like I am resisting. Not sure if it's convincing, but whatever.

 

[Vixxen81]

Whatever you are comfortable with. Half the time mine is on the floor and I have custom Lush messages for chat, so the only thing that really betrays me is the visual on screen. But I don't generally attract people who love the toy anyway.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Not really a WTF thing, but just a bit irritating...despite the fact that I always reiterate that ALL tips are appreciated. So I don't want to sound ungrateful...

Every single token I've received tonight in the three hours I've been live so far has been a 1 token tip. So much tip noise happening tonight (MyFreeCams' tip sound is awful...lol), and all I've gotten in total is 33 tokens from it. A whopping $1.65. I'm taking a short break to eat.

I think one reason the 1-token tips have become the norm these days is that I guess a lot of members are used to tipping other models 1-token tips to make their Lush vibrate. I remember back in the day, when an MFC member was about to send a model a 1-token tip, a message would pop up asking them, I think, if they're sure they want to send just one token. It was a message discouraging members from sending a 1-token tip because it was considered rude. I know about it because I remember an MFC member (a friend) telling me about it as it happened.

 

[Schnauzevoll]

Not really a WTF thing, but just a bit irritating...despite the fact that I always reiterate that ALL tips are appreciated. So I don't want to sound ungrateful...

Every single token I've received tonight in the three hours I've been live so far has been a 1 token tip. So much tip noise happening tonight (MyFreeCams' tip sound is awful...lol), and all I've gotten in total is 33 tokens from it. A whopping $1.65. I'm taking a short break to eat.

I think one reason the 1-token tips have become the norm these days is that I guess a lot of members are used to tipping other models 1-token tips to make their Lush vibrate. I remember back in the day, when an MFC member was about to send a model a 1-token tip, a message would pop up asking them, I think, if they're sure they want to send just one token. It was a message discouraging members from sending a 1-token tip because it was considered rude. I know about it because I remember an MFC member (a friend) telling me about it as it happened.

Oh, i wonder if and why that popup stopped. The 1tk tipps make me want to scream, yes every token is money and of course better than nothing but so many guys expect a full performance for that and days with only 1tk at a time just feel like an insult. Hope it gets better for you im about to head on again as well.

 

[NotYou]

Wow talk about an essay - grey user CB:


yoursifyouwant369865
You are so f****** sexy it's ridiculous oh my God if I was there with you I would be taking your panties off with my tongue licking you as deep as my tongue will go I want to lick I want to suck I don't want to tongue I want to kiss your perfect beautiful p**** and I bet it is until I get to taste your delicious squirt I want to give you the best sex that you ever had when I sitting here riding me or I'm on top either way until until you squirt more and more formally licking and sucking on your nipples you're beautiful nipples and I could do this for you everyday everyday baby if you want it everyday and I would do anything and everything for you with you to you and I will keep going and going and going until I get to come inside of you oh my God baby I wish you would naked with me right now

 

[Smoothie]

Not really a WTF thing, but just a bit irritating...despite the fact that I always reiterate that ALL tips are appreciated. So I don't want to sound ungrateful...

Every single token I've received tonight in the three hours I've been live so far has been a 1 token tip. So much tip noise happening tonight (MyFreeCams' tip sound is awful...lol), and all I've gotten in total is 33 tokens from it. A whopping $1.65. I'm taking a short break to eat.

I think one reason the 1-token tips have become the norm these days is that I guess a lot of members are used to tipping other models 1-token tips to make their Lush vibrate. I remember back in the day, when an MFC member was about to send a model a 1-token tip, a message would pop up asking them, I think, if they're sure they want to send just one token. It was a message discouraging members from sending a 1-token tip because it was considered rude. I know about it because I remember an MFC member (a friend) telling me about it as it happened.

That is annoying. I think some users did get used to it from the Lovense toys, but I’m sure many cheapos would still do it regardless.

A model I have visited for years, who is typically super patient with such things (but also gets annoyed about it) used to have a member come in every night toward the end of her stream (1-2am ET) and tip hundreds of tokens, 1 apiece, because he thought keeping the Lovense on a low buzz was fun. And this was on CB, where the tip noise is a little easier to endure than MFC. I couldn’t imagine that on MFC.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Oh, i wonder if and why that popup stopped. The 1tk tipps make me want to scream, yes every token is money and of course better than nothing but so many guys expect a full performance for that and days with only 1tk at a time just feel like an insult. Hope it gets better for you im about to head on again as well.

Thank you. I'm on again right now (have been on for two hours), and got 7 tokens so far between two different members. That's two hours I could've spent watching another horror movie...lol.

People really need to appreciate me when I'm actually online, because I pretty much only go live on weekends now (My day job during the week has me exhausted). And next weekend I won't be available at all, since I'll be in California.

I had a guy lurking my room that had a large token amount visible, and of course he didn't spend any on me. Just like the last time he was in my room just lurking...

 

[NoWay2018]

Wow talk about an essay - grey user CB:


yoursifyouwant369865
You are so f****** sexy it's ridiculous oh my God if I was there with you I would be taking your panties off with my tongue licking you as deep as my tongue will go I want to lick I want to suck I don't want to tongue I want to kiss your perfect beautiful p**** and I bet it is until I get to taste your delicious squirt I want to give you the best sex that you ever had when I sitting here riding me or I'm on top either way until until you squirt more and more formally licking and sucking on your nipples you're beautiful nipples and I could do this for you everyday everyday baby if you want it everyday and I would do anything and everything for you with you to you and I will keep going and going and going until I get to come inside of you oh my God baby I wish you would naked with me right now

So there is a formal way to lick and suck on nipples? Is there paperwork involved?

If I knew this person, I would buy him a period key.

 

[NotYou]

What the actual fook



11:43 PM
Ornabmbvf
Do you have a mother?

11:44 PM
Ornabmbvf
I want to put that on top

11:45 PM
Ornabmbvf
I want to make you a toast to a mother

11:45 PM
Ornabmbvf
I want to push it up to your throat

11:46 PM
Ornabmbvf
Is your mother alive?

11:47 PM
Ornabmbvf
I want to cum in your mother's face and make you lick

11:48 PM
Ornabmbvf
Hard hard

11:49 PM
Ornabmbvf
I want to expand your mother's asshole

11:50 PM
Ornabmbvf
Let them separate us with boiling water