Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

I agree, writing in the 3rd person seems weird.
Almost as weird as when a moderator keeps posting "don't stop, make me cum" gifs in chat. Er, not gonna do that, bucko. My tips go to the model

 

[schruti]

Almost as weird as when a moderator keeps posting "don't stop, make me cum" gifs in chat.

More often than not, once visitors are promoted to moderators, they feel destined to turn into carbon based rotating notifiers.

Often I see the other visitors keep talking not only to the broadcaster but also to each other, and I think that improves the mood in the room and it makes them return.

The most important topic is, of course, the broadcaster, which means that some people, when talking to each other, mention her, and in that case they refer to her in the 3rd person. I think that is ok as long as she is the center of the conversation and people keep addressing her directly as well.

 

[Brit]

My room is pretty social and people will often have conversations with each other that don't really include me. Thus, it doesn't bother me at all when they say "she" instead of "you". If the conversations go on for too long, then I'll just say something like "alright, guess no one wants to see me naked" or something like that. Ultimately, people should be there to see me, but having a supportive community is also important. I'm on a token site, btw, so that may make a difference.

 

[NotYou]

I agree, writing in the 3rd person seems weird.
Almost as weird as when a moderator keeps posting "don't stop, make me cum" gifs in chat. Er, not gonna do that, bucko. My tips go to the model

Haha yes!
Or one step up from this is when they post a "thank you" comment/gif after every tip from members, but not just a "thank you", it's a "thank you.. smooches" or something weird like that.

 

[darcyduke]

maxx_man
hi
maxx_man
i drink coffee
maxx_man
you?
darcyduke
#im good, feeling naughty
darcyduke
get tipping and tell me what u like
maxx_man
uhh sorry i am model i can't send tip
darcyduke
then piss off

 

[NotYou]

longhardcuming: I need you
Model: YOU NEED TKN DEAR
longhardcuming: Ever day
longhardcuming: Lol sorry
longhardcuming: U got cash app
longhardcuming: My sound off I'm in the office counting money
longhardcuming: U are so fucken hot to me for real
longhardcuming: Wish you was minds
longhardcuming: I wanna spoil you I forgot tip ñote

 

[yummybrownfox]

Is it just me?

I find talking about a model in third person on her public chat is kind of abusive. I'm not a native English speaker so I might get this wrong but things like

- "She is so hot"
- "She is the best"
- "She blablabla"

... seems to me like people talking about a piece of furniture.

?

I don't know about abusive, but definitely annoying. Unless they were already in the middle of a conversation with another member, I'd probably be like "She? I'm right here. Tell it to ME."

This made me think of that Seinfeld episode ("The Jimmy") where that dude Jimmy kept talking about himself in the third person, which resulted in some hilarious confusion for poor Elaine. I love that show.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

maxx_man
hi
maxx_man
i drink coffee
maxx_man
you?
darcyduke
#im good, feeling naughty
darcyduke
get tipping and tell me what u like
maxx_man
uhh sorry i am model i can't send tip
darcyduke
then piss off

Haha think we had the same guy he asked me about my Snapchat, for free of course because he is a model „colleague“ . Had a few good laughs and then I blocked him sometimes I cannot believe how entitled some of them are or what ideas they have to get pussy for free lol

It’s so ridiculous when they come with this „oh I’m a model too so sadly i can’t tip you , but you can watch my stream for free“.

 

[rockin_rod]

Haha think we had the same guy he asked me about my Snapchat, for free of course because he is a model „colleague“ . Had a few good laughs and then I blocked him sometimes I cannot believe how entitled some of them are or what ideas they have to get pussy for free lol

It’s so ridiculous when they come with this „oh I’m a model too so sadly i can’t tip you , but you can watch my stream for free“.

I was wearing the mod hat a couple of weeks ago, and this guy with a pale blue user name entered the room and started trying to prompt the model to do things without tipping. So I gave him the usual "please request with tips" and he replied "oh but I can't tip. I'm working my own room, just hit goal and need her to stimulate me".
Entitled indeed ?‍

 

[darcyduke]

Haha think we had the same guy he asked me about my Snapchat, for free of course because he is a model „colleague“ . Had a few good laughs and then I blocked him sometimes I cannot believe how entitled some of them are or what ideas they have to get pussy for free lol

It’s so ridiculous when they come with this „oh I’m a model too so sadly i can’t tip you , but you can watch my stream for free“.

I get it ALLLLLLLL the time. These guys aren't models either; they're bloody wannabes. And they think because they get their cocks out too, that they don't need to pay. Idiots. I get sooooo many of these idiots.

 

[NotYou]

I was wearing the mod hat a couple of weeks ago, and this guy with a pale blue user name entered the room and started trying to prompt the model to do things without tipping. So I gave him the usual "please request with tips" and he replied "oh but I can't tip. I'm working my own room, just hit goal and need her to stimulate me".
Entitled indeed ?‍

so then if he hit the goal, he can afford to tip the model for a boob flash or something to stimulate him... what a moron.
Entitled indeed. I see this crap all of the time too. SOmetimes i will actually chime in and tell them "then you know how it works and the model is working, so you should respect that she is trying to earn to pay her bills".. most times it shuts them up

 

[MiaSarah]

I had FOUR last night come in my room with almost the same stuff. They all wrote the same lines like this:

Bb p*rn is illegal in my country.
I give money PayPal, 30 minute password show?
$500USD, 30 minute password show I PayPal you!!
I can't buy tokens p*rn is illegal in my country so I PayPal you BB?

First- why write porn like that?! Second- all these accounts had bought tokens before. One was light blue, and the other three light purple. I guess they were hacked?

I also had a gray ask for farts again. That was fun.

 

[NotYou]

I had FOUR last night come in my room with almost the same stuff. They all wrote the same lines like this:

Bb p*rn is illegal in my country.
I give money PayPal, 30 minute password show?
$500USD, 30 minute password show I PayPal you!!
I can't buy tokens p*rn is illegal in my country so I PayPal you BB?

First- why write porn like that?! Second- all these accounts had bought tokens before. One was light blue, and the other three light purple. I guess they were hacked?

I also had a gray ask for farts again. That was fun.

You know, the funniest thing about these guys who offer this kind of money or more for Skype shows, is the fact of HOW MUCH they are offering.
I mean, this is $16.66 per minute (333 tokens per minute). It's even funnier how guys think you models are incredibly dumb.


"Sound too good to be true?" - it most likely is.

Does anyone here charge that much per minute for a [presumably] vanilla show?

 

[NotYou]

So I saw these comments in the public chat to a model, after reading I thought how strange it was and clicked his name to show me his "user card" (so it shows when he joined the site).
Low and behold he joined the website only 2 months ago, so something doesn't quite add up...


1:23 PM Taterhead80@xh
Good morning baby

1:23 PM Taterhead80@xh
hottie! I'm Andy and I have very recently got home from prison(not but 8 days ago) and well im now looking to find gainful employment and until I do I won't be able to buy any tokens, I am sorry about that but felt it needed to be explained. And I've also got 3 years of frustration built up



That last line which I have bolded is what doesn't add up in my opinion.
He joined 2 months ago, but he is implying by that comment he has not had sex in 3 years because he has been in prison... unless I am reading it wrong?

Edit:
FYI this guy was a Bronze rank 16, so it means he had and has tokens

 

[rockin_rod]

So I saw these comments in the public chat to a model, after reading I thought how strange it was and clicked his name to show me his "user card" (so it shows when he joined the site).
Low and behold he joined the website only 2 months ago, so something doesn't quite add up...


1:23 PM Taterhead80@xh
Good morning baby

1:23 PM Taterhead80@xh
hottie! I'm Andy and I have very recently got home from prison(not but 8 days ago) and well im now looking to find gainful employment and until I do I won't be able to buy any tokens, I am sorry about that but felt it needed to be explained. And I've also got 3 years of frustration built up



That last line which I have bolded is what doesn't add up in my opinion.
He joined 2 months ago, but he is implying by that comment he has not had sex in 3 years because he has been in prison... unless I am reading it wrong?

Edit:
FYI this guy was a Bronze rank 16, so it means he had and has tokens

Of course there's a very good chance he is just spinning BS in the hope of getting some sympathy, or as part of a fantasy.
But there could still be at least some truth to the story. Don't ask me how I know, but often in the prison system as you near your release date, they will grant increasing levels of privileges to prepare you for outside. This can include fewer restrictions on internet access etc. but a lot depends on classification/reason for being inside.
But I would suggest anyone who has just been released from prison is more likely to go and seek out physical company rather than through a camsite.

 

[bbbbadddd]

Yeah, typical non-tipper BS. There are a million stories for why they can't tip.

 

[gringo_pete]

A slight topic-divergence here. Came across this broadcaster's solo chat stream the other day that had me thinking WTF, but in a disturbed sorta way. She had a facial expression like she was about to start crying at any second. Very unsettling...

 

[Smoothie]

Another fetish I never knew existed.

[blue member] you are sexy like a dinosaurs arms..

 

[MiaSarah]

I had a Dark Purple Member ask me last night if I like getting the back of my knee fucked. I did not know that was even a thing! Offered me 800 tokens to do it in private. Will not lie, felt kind of good. jajaja

 

[NotYou]

I had a Dark Purple Member ask me last night if I like getting the back of my knee fucked. I did not know that was even a thing! Offered me 800 tokens to do it in private. Will not lie, felt kind of good. jajaja

We know what everyone will be trying tonight lol.

 

[Smoothie]

We know what everyone will be trying tonight lol.

I’m not gonna act like I didn’t touch the back of my knee out of curiosity after I read that post.

 

[Delroy]

In a female vtuber/lewdtuber's chat:

Troll: I bet it's really a fat ugly dude from Detroit
Model: What does he have against Michigan?

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[MarieElise]

Assplay23; "If I take you c2c will you watch me put a carrot in my ass?"

Me; "No, I will not."

Assplay23; "How about 2 then?"

?

 

[MarieElise]

Sorry for DP, this one pissed me off; a person came into my free chat and started telling me they were a service member who just returned home from Afghanistan. Then tried telling me they were hurt in the bombing "2 weeks" ago. Damn dude, immediate block.

Trying to take advantage of that situation (which they were never in, that happened more like 1 week ago) to get free stuff from a cam model. The number of times guys have come in lying about being service members in the hopes of getting free shit... but this one just really was the worst! Grrr.

It's possible a person could have a head injury, and gotten time wrong. However I don't believe for a second that a true serviceman would bring it up, or even want to talk about it in a cam room, this close to the event!

At least I had the privilege of having some stellar people in my room tonight too!

 

[Ozzie_]

Sorry for DP, this one pissed me off; a person came into my free chat and started telling me they were a service member who just returned home from Afghanistan. Then tried telling me they were hurt in the bombing "2 weeks" ago. Damn dude, immediate block.

Trying to take advantage of that situation (which they were never in, that happened more like 1 week ago) to get free stuff from a cam model. The number of times guys have come in lying about being service members in the hopes of getting free shit... but this one just really was the worst! Grrr.

It's possible a person could have a head injury, and gotten time wrong. However I don't believe for a second that a true serviceman would bring it up, or even want to talk about it in a cam room, this close to the event!

At least I had the privilege of having some stellar people in my room tonight too!

Well they do say that service personnel who have actually seen active duty, never discuss it. At least not with we civilians anyway.

 

[MarieElise]

Well they do say that service personnel who have actually seen active duty, never discuss it. At least not with we civilians anyway.

I dated both a marine and had a "liaison" with a navy seal (once upon a time). Neither ever said a word (about their service).

 

[yummybrownfox]

I'd just like for people to stop getting so carried away with that "retweet" button on Twitter, and retweeting the silliest things...such as "I'm online!" tweets from days ago. ?‍ Honey, that tweet was from Wednesday night...

Not trying to seem stuck-up or ungrateful (Nice gesture and all...), but come on. Retweet the shit that matters when it matters. Lol.

Or those OnlyFans "promo" people ready to strike...retweeting anything they find containing the term "OnlyFans."

 

[yummybrownfox]

Sorry for DP, this one pissed me off; a person came into my free chat and started telling me they were a service member who just returned home from Afghanistan. Then tried telling me they were hurt in the bombing "2 weeks" ago. Damn dude, immediate block.

Trying to take advantage of that situation (which they were never in, that happened more like 1 week ago) to get free stuff from a cam model. The number of times guys have come in lying about being service members in the hopes of getting free shit... but this one just really was the worst! Grrr.

Can't stand that shit. And besides...this ain't Applebee's, where you'd get a free meal on Veterans Day. You still gotta tip to see tits and ass, just like everyone else, jerkoff. Lmao.

 

[AudriTwo]

Am I the only one that thinks calling a woman "dude" is just weird and wrong?
For me, "dude" is definitely what you call a guy, not a woman. Even then, I personally don't like to say it.


7:56 PM akhil4535363554
hey dude

7:56 PM akhil4535363554
U want cock in ur fuck

7:56 PM akhil4535363554
In hole

my husband is a surfer. EVERYONE is dude. i'm dude. his tiny little grandma with parkinson's is dude. dude is fluid.