Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

And here is why "baby" is a word I hate, it's overused and insincere.


3:16 PM
Nissan7777
Hi my pretty queen

3:16 PM
Nissan7777
How are you doing baby

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
I love you my pretty queen

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
You are very attractive and very beautiful baby

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
You are special hot milf and super sexy cougar online baby

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
You are sexiet and prettiest woman online baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You are incredible and legend baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You are special and legendary baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You have so hot amazing body baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You have natural beauty baby

3:20 PM
Nissan7777
You have very sexy lips and very beautiful mouth baby

3:20 PM
Nissan7777
You have very pretty face and very beautiful smile baby

3:22 PM
Nissan7777
I want you forever baby

3:22 PM
Nissan7777
I love you forever baby

3:24 PM
Nissan7777
Are you married baby

 

[Vixxen81]

In my room that word shows up as a smiley face. It serves two purposes, I know they used a word I banned and it makes them leave or rethink their phrasing.

 

[Smoothie]

And here is why "baby" is a word I hate, it's overused and insincere.


3:16 PM
Nissan7777
Hi my pretty queen

3:16 PM
Nissan7777
How are you doing baby

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
I love you my pretty queen

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
You are very attractive and very beautiful baby

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
You are special hot milf and super sexy cougar online baby

3:17 PM
Nissan7777
You are sexiet and prettiest woman online baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You are incredible and legend baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You are special and legendary baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You have so hot amazing body baby

3:19 PM
Nissan7777
You have natural beauty baby

3:20 PM
Nissan7777
You have very sexy lips and very beautiful mouth baby

3:20 PM
Nissan7777
You have very pretty face and very beautiful smile baby

3:22 PM
Nissan7777
I want you forever baby

3:22 PM
Nissan7777
I love you forever baby

3:24 PM
Nissan7777
Are you married baby

Judging by the time stamps and the number of messages he sent, this guy’s keyboard is overused, let alone the word baby.

 

[Lilly_____]

In my room that word shows up as a smiley face. It serves two purposes, I know they used a word I banned and it makes them leave or rethink their phrasing.

This is genius!

 

[darcyduke]

Had one of those weirdos asking if I’ll call myself names in a show last night. I get those requests and I usually tell them no. But I decided to say yes. Then I proceeded to call myself positive names for the duration of the show, without taking any of m clothes off? it was awesome. He left after one minute and 39 seconds, right when I was about to change gears and start singing that Meredith whatever song ? “I’m a bitch I’m a lover I’m a sinner I’m a saint” or whatever ????. It was so fun! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

I had one of these this morning. He kept calling me 'fuckmeat' and a 'dirty pig,' so I went full domme on him and ripped him to shreds. He seemed to enjoy it too, because he stayed for aggges! ? ? ?

 

[MarieElise]

He seemed to enjoy it too, because he stayed for aggges! ? ? ?

Nice outcome. That’s awesome ?

 

[dinnerforbreakfast]

Saw a member say "open orgasm" the other day.

WHY is it always "open"??

 

[NotYou]

This guy wants 2 fingers in ass on cam2cam for 3 minutes at the rate of 16 per minute


11:37 PM
apollo14
can see legs and ass?

11:37 PM
apollo14
pls bb

11:38 PM
apollo14
2 fingers in ass in c2c 16/3min?

 

[Raven_Rogue]

Had to share this request from a user in my cam performer friends room last night.

USER: Can you please not shower for a week so i can lick the sweat from your armpits

 

[Vixxen81]

craigsd2
tipped 1 token -- Would you be open to giving yourself a g0lden shower over a Snapchat vid call?

Fucking idiots.

 

[Wuggie]

I'm not even sure I'm fully aware what this guy is trying to say.. but it did make me go WTF

 

[rockin_rod]

I'm not even sure I'm fully aware what this guy is trying to say.. but it did make me go WTF

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he's saying "report me"

 

[Ozzie_]

just now on SC; model is using a "fuck machine" anally.

" 7:21 AM 123squirtHund Can u squirting anal?"

What does that actually mean?? Biologically it's not something I ever want to see!!

 

[rockin_rod]

just now on SC; model is using a "fuck machine" anally.

" 7:21 AM 123squirtHund Can u squirting anal?"

What does that actually mean?? Biologically it's not something I ever want to see!!

That's a SMH moment whenever I see that too, but I *guess* what they're asking is if the sensations from anal penetration can result in a squirt from the urethra?

 

[Ozzie_]

That's a SMH moment whenever I see that too, but I *guess* what they're asking is if the sensations from anal penetration can result in a squirt from the urethra?

hmmm.... I *hope* that's what they mean

 

[Maxi]

just now on SC; model is using a "fuck machine" anally.

" 7:21 AM 123squirtHund Can u squirting anal?"

What does that actually mean?? Biologically it's not something I ever want to see!!

At 7:21 AM, as well… ??‍ I mean.. pancakes? Coffee?

 

[Vixxen81]

At 7:21 AM, as well… ??‍ I mean.. pancakes? Coffee?

For some people 7:21 AM is 5:21 PM to them...grave yard, swing shifts...

 

[Maxi]

For some people 7:21 AM is 5:21 PM to them...grave yard, swing shifts...

I know… it was a joke. Tongue firmly rooted in cheek.

 

[Vixxen81]

I know… it was a joke. Tongue firmly rooted in cheek.

Oh, got it.

Sorry, I'm hyped on this Donald Trump new indictment thing. I love working 11 PM to 7 AM as night audit in a hotel. Press a few buttons, print reports, watch tv, give the houseboy bills to slip under doors and that was that.

 

[Maxi]

Oh, got it.

Sorry, I'm hyped on this Donald Trump new indictment thing. I love working 11 PM to 7 AM as night audit in a hotel. Press a few buttons, print reports, watch tv, give the houseboy bills to slip under doors and that was that.

Ooo… looking into it now

 

[Maxi]

I was at a Peaches gig in London on the night Trump was initially elected. It was so depressing.

 

[Vixxen81]

I was at a Peaches gig in London on the night Trump was initially elected. It was so depressing.

What is a Peaches gig?

 

[Maxi]

What is a Peaches gig?

It’s a gig with a musical performer called ‘Peaches’. She’s Canadian, I believe.

 

[Vixxen81]

It’s a gig with a musical performer called ‘Peaches’. She’s Canadian, I believe.

Ohh. Ok. I went to bed thinking Hillary was a lock and nope.

 

[Maxi]

Ohh. Ok. I went to bed thinking Hillary was a lock and nope.

Me too.

 

[misterical]

Donald Trump met his nemesis when he met Molly Forbes.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/people/molly-forbes-pensioner-who-took-on-donald-trump-over-aberdeenshire-golf-course-dies-aged-96-3209590

 

[Ozzie_]

At 7:21 AM, as well… ??‍ I mean.. pancakes? Coffee?

Well, don't forget that is MY time.

God alone knows what time it is was for anal squirt guy.

 

[Deleted member 63844]

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I love that he specified it can be a small mouse. In case I said no way man, mice are too big.

 

[CallMeMaria]

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I love that he specified it can be a small mouse. In case I said no way man, mice are too big.

Is it wrong that my first thought is "poor mouse"...

 

[Deleted member 63844]

Is it wrong that my first thought is "poor mouse"...

Lol no, it's wrong that someone even thought it was worth writing out and sending this. I hope no one he messages gives him the satisfaction of a reply.