Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[yummybrownfox]

The weirdo left the chat immediately after posting it...

 

[yummybrownfox]

Making remarks expressing disappointment in me wearing a halter top and short-shorts this time (instead of a bra), because you keep hoping for the "nip slips" is annoying. If you wanna see my tits so bad, tip the fuckin' 40 tokens for a bouncing tits flash so you can get more than just a nip slip. Or better yet...tip to get me topless. Otherwise shut up.

Men always get real quiet when I gently point out these options to them. You're sitting in my FREE chat belly-aching (as my grandfather would call it)...while I struggle to even make $1 interacting with y'all while keeping a smile on my face. The shit's annoying, and tbh you don't even tip enough to be trying to have a say in wtf I wear. So hush. This free chat nonsense is why I'm getting back into spending more time doing SkyPrivate, SextPanther, Phrendly, and making clips.

 

[darcyduke]

USER: I bet ur house smells bad...and stop wearin that fckin wig.

 

[NoWay2018]

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The weirdo left the chat immediately after posting it...

Thus proving, once again, that comedy is difficult.

 

[Vixxen81]

First unsolicited PM of the day and the first thing anyone said to me at all after logging in:

"HEY BITCH! How are you today?"

Boi your dumbass is blocked and reported to CB.

 

[AmberCutie]

First unsolicited PM of the day and the first thing anyone said to me at all after logging in:

"HEY BITCH! How are you today?"

Boi your dumbass is blocked and reported to CB.

who would think that's a good idea? LOL

 

[Vixxen81]

who would think that's a good idea? LOL

LOL Right? And ya know the wild thing is people very, very rarely speak to me that way. Only been called a cunt once in the 13 years on cam. Could be an alt for someone I really pissed off, I guess. But dark purple? Unlikely.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[rockin_rod]

I don't think he got the humor in the response "Hard No"

 

[yummybrownfox]

I fucking hate it when a dude takes me private and SAYS he just wants to watch me do my thing (I’ve realized that most men who say this are full of shit)…but then when I’m comfortably positioned and doing my thing with my favorite vibrator, he starts demanding additional things. Um…I thought you said you’re not gonna be typing requests, and that you’re just watching. I politely say no, I don’t _______ because it does nothing for me and is actually uncomfortable, and he responds “But this is about me though.”

Bitch, what the fuck did you say to me?!

 

[NotYou]

Our Attorney friend ...

So many red flags, i won't even mention any haha


8:52 PM
US_-_-ATTORNEY
I have read your profile and are very interested to proceed further in direct communication with you. in addition to law, I am also a diamond broker and world wide currency trader for 46 years holding title 6th in the world in terms profits %. also have Two (2) master degree with 186 IQ

 

[rockin_rod]

I am also a diamond broker and world wide currency trader for 46 years holding title 6th in the world in terms profits %. also have Two (2) master degree with 186 IQ

That all sounds so familiar, like a WH press conference devolving into predictable off-topic self-praise.

 

[Ich Bin]

Our Attorney friend ...

So many red flags, i won't even mention any haha


8:52 PM
US_-_-ATTORNEY
I have read your profile and are very interested to proceed further in direct communication with you. in addition to law, I am also a diamond broker and world wide currency trader for 46 years holding title 6th in the world in terms profits %. also have Two (2) master degree with 186 IQ

He forgot to impress with he is also the proud holder of 1,733 Grey usernames.

 

[NotYou]

He forgot to impress with he is also the proud holder of 1,733 Grey usernames.

I think he is literally #1 in the world for this spot! haha

 

[ts_cammer98]

Sometimes I wonder how I have a following.... I don't know why I found this so damn funny now, but I freakin' laughed my ass off

this was in public, so all my responses where vocal.

me: Sweeeet! your getting a cookie!



me: oh where you busy therapy-in' ?

 

[cbhours]

therapy-in