Bittersweet, funny member/model comments in chat.

[JoleneBrody]

So this fella walks into a chat room...
I had a member (name with held to protect the hungover) come in my chat last night and say, "I'm drunk. You look sexy." :lol:
Well, of course I'm flattered/confused! Am I sexy cuz he's drunk? Is "drunk" a side note? Is "sexy"? I just thought it was funny... wanted to share.

What are some funny exchanges you've had with models/members? Things that you found flattering or sexy but still a little *ouch*?
I want members involved, too! Not just models! I imagine we all have a tendency to run out of feet to put in our mouths once in a while...

 

[Jebbaz]

I have to send mfc mail apologies the next morning every time I log in drunk. Sadly my band account wont accept an apology letter for all the money I spend.

 

[Enon]

Oh jesus, here it comes...

 

[AlexLady]

"Your ass is so nice and fat." XD

 

[TashaDutch]

lol actually everything that includes the words thick or fat...

'oh bb you are soo fat...mmm soo sexy" uhm.. thank you?

or the words weird.. strange...

'ooh yeah your tits look so weird.. mmm" uhm.. thank you?

lol ofcourse these arent real examples.. but you get my point..

 

[Jebbaz]

These kind of comments come from the guys whose dad's taught them to lower a womans self esteem before you go after her.
"You're ugly and no one will ever love you! Pick you up at 8 on friday?"

 

[JoleneBrody]

These kind of comments come from the guys whose dad's taught them to lower a womans self esteem before you go after her.
"You're ugly and no one will ever love you! Pick you up at 8 on friday?"

I've got plans, Jebbaz Saturday work for you?

 

[burnside986]

Oh jesus, here it comes...

ENON LOVES RED WINE!

 

[JoleneBrody]

Here's one I got a while back that was more "Awww" than "Ohhh":
"You're not the type of girl I'd usually pursue but HOLY FUCK, you're hot!"

And just last week a member came in my room saying "You're pretty. Why do you make yourself ugly with tattoos?"
I gave him the verbal lashing of a lifetime, shaking my angry finger in the cam...
Then he took me to private.

 

[SatanJonez]

Here's one I got a while back that was more "Awww" than "Ohhh":
"You're not the type of girl I'd usually pursue but HOLY FUCK, you're hot!"

And just last week a member came in my room saying "You're pretty. Why do you make yourself ugly with tattoos?"
I gave him the verbal lashing of a lifetime, shaking my angry finger in the cam...
Then he took me to private.

I've had the "your body is so great, why mutilate it with tattoos & piercings". Never got a private out of it. Damn. :lol:

 

[Jaydenrainey]

one customer said the other day : bb you dont have the best figure on mfc but you do have the best eyes.
thanks a million buddy

 

[AmberCutie]

"You look like you love anal." :?

 

[luvsyou]

"You look like you love anal." :?

unless you have something in your ass or it is gaping, not sure what that would look like.

 

[AmberCutie]

"You look like you love anal." :?

unless you have something in your ass or it is gaping, not sure what that would look like.

I don't take this as a compliment, as I suppose a worn out looking or gaping asshole is the sign of someone who loves anal so much they do it often.

Just because a girl has a big butt and shakes it for viewers on her camera doesn't mean she likes stuff shoved in her anus. Just sayin'.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

haha, i got "your cute as shit"

 

[Mr_Luv_A_Lot]

"You look like you love anal." :?

I've seen this in other models' rooms. He must just go around looking for models that do.

 

[SamCamNxtDoor]

"You look like you love anal." :?

I've seen this in other models' rooms. He must just go around looking for models that do.

I've gotten that one too...

My faves come from the basics... I usually let them chat until they annoy me or piss me off! I'll have to think of some when my brain unfogs this morning.

 

[AmberCutie]

"You look like you love anal." :?

I've seen this in other models' rooms. He must just go around looking for models that do.

It's not just a "he". It's tons of people.

 

[AluraCurvyBBW]

Here's one I got a while back that was more "Awww" than "Ohhh":
"You're not the type of girl I'd usually pursue but HOLY FUCK, you're hot!"

And just last week a member came in my room saying "You're pretty. Why do you make yourself ugly with tattoos?"
I gave him the verbal lashing of a lifetime, shaking my angry finger in the cam...
Then he took me to private.

I've had the "your body is so great, why mutilate it with tattoos & piercings". Never got a private out of it. Damn. :lol:

yea i had someone ask me why i ruined my perfect tits with nipple piercings.. um because I LIKE METAL IN MY SKIN ... did it for ME ... no one else wtf

 

[AluraCurvyBBW]

"You look like you love anal." :?

actually it doesnt mean that your ass looks loose. for some men it means they can tell the difference between an asshole that is used to anal penetration vs one that doesnt get anal penetration much if at all.

thats like if you know what to look for you can tell if someone has had anal recently or if they have not.. maybe i watch too much porn.. and maybe i have stuck things in too many womens bums.. lmao :lol:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

"You look like you love anal." :?

actually it doesnt mean that your ass looks loose. for some men it means they can tell the difference between an asshole that is used to anal penetration vs one that doesnt get anal penetration much if at all.

Still doesn't work. What if she just had surprise buttsex?

 

[LadyLuna]

What if she doesn't LIKE anal, but does it all the time on camera for the guys that like to watch it?

(Btw, I usually do somewhat enjoy it... but not nearly as much as I get asked to do it... x.x)

 

[QueenMeadow]

Once I had a girl model (or so she said she was) come in and hang out. At one point she says to me "I usually only watch BBW. But I enjoy watching you to."

Thanks?

 

[Jebbaz]

Once I had a girl model (or so she said she was) come in and hang out. At one point she says to me "I usually only watch BBW. But I enjoy watching you to."

Thanks?

"bb you be sexy if you gain like a hundred, hundred forty pounds.."

Thats all that came to mind when I read that...

 

[spankamber]

"I wanna sniff the farts out of your ass"
"I love your belly rolls"
"I'm so glad you're looking less skinny"

 

[AluraCurvyBBW]

"You look like you love anal." :?

actually it doesnt mean that your ass looks loose. for some men it means they can tell the difference between an asshole that is used to anal penetration vs one that doesnt get anal penetration much if at all.

Still doesn't work. What if she just had surprise buttsex?

Lol. Melee buttsex still has a slightly diff look to unused anus

 

[QueenMeadow]

Once I had a girl model (or so she said she was) come in and hang out. At one point she says to me "I usually only watch BBW. But I enjoy watching you to."

Thanks?

"bb you be sexy if you gain like a hundred, hundred forty pounds.."

Thats all that came to mind when I read that...

Yea, so I've been about 100 pounds heavier..... I think I'll stick with where I am..... thanks anyway :lol: