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For me it's ones that include INCREDIBLY awkward positions... For instance, my least favorite and just gotta turn it off porn position is when the girl is propped up on her shoulders on the floor, back against the front of usually a couch or bed, everything down below pointing straight up, while the guy basically has to do squats to get anything going... I mean all I can think is her shoulders probably hurt as well as her insides. Not only that, the guy basically has to continuously do squats for any friction to be happening. How is that enjoyable for anyone involved???

(ftr, for posterities sake I did experiment and try it once and it was just as uncomfortable for everyone as I had imagined)
 
KamikaziKitty said:
For me it's ones that include INCREDIBLY awkward positions... For instance, my least favorite and just gotta turn it off porn position is when the girl is propped up on her shoulders on the floor, back against the front of usually a couch or bed, everything down below pointing straight up, while the guy basically has to do squats to get anything going... I mean all I can think is her shoulders probably hurt as well as her insides. Not only that, the guy basically has to continuously do squats for any friction to be happening. How is that enjoyable for anyone involved???

(ftr, for posterities sake I did experiment and try it once and it was just as uncomfortable for everyone as I had imagined)

Sounds like you're talking about the piledriver position. It's not for everyone, but I kinda like it sometimes.

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Many of the reasons listed in this thread are because most of the reactions you see in porn are fake & contrived. I like it where you can tell the people are GENUINELY into the sex & enjoying it (typically couples) and then the quality or aesthetics may not be as great.
 
All_Mina said:
Many of the reasons listed in this thread are because most of the reactions you see in porn are fake & contrived. I like it where you can tell the people are GENUINELY into the sex & enjoying it (typically couples) and then the quality or aesthetics may not be as great.


Biggest reason I try to stick to homemade porn these days. It's two people that genuinely want to fuck. Sure the lighting/camera/sound isn't always the best, but the action is usually way better than anything you see in professional stuff.
 
The sound not being in sync with the video just irks me, so I just mute it.

I prefer homemade porn because I know it's real, not some girl just moaning until her throat is dry to break the silence. One thing that gets me is porn with things that are not sexy no matter how you spin it. For example:

ZOMBIES.

They will never be sexy. I was watching a compilation of doggy style vids and I see Mr. I Love Brains doing a girl in a barn. I turned the computer off and went to bed.

p.s. Hi, everyone. I'm fairly new to MFC and this forum.
 
For me:

Ass to mouth. Fucking disgusting. Do men not think these things through?! Plenty of guys seem to find this hot, but I mean I know the girl's enema'd to fuck, but even so, it's making her suck her shit off your dick. That is fucking rank.

I personally HATE spit. When I see a girl spitting all over a dudes dick it makes me want to gag. It's another thing plenty of guys seem to love or don't care about as much, but seriously, if a girl were just drooling everywhere very few people would think that's hot, but apparently if a dick is nearby? Yeah, drool away! I don't really like seeing guys in porn do the spit on a girls pussy thing. I mean in real life sex sometimes it's necessary and it does create good lube, but watching it in porn just feels gross to me.

I find obviously fake sex sounds in porn really off putting. Probably because I'm a girl I can both tell genuine sex sounds from forced ones and girls tend to be more fussed about things being authentic (in porn/sex situations) than men do. I like noises, but when it's just so fake with zero passion or emotion in the voice (which seems to be most porn), it's a big off putter.

I hate how in so many porn films they have sex, drag it out for ages, try new positions etc, it's starting to get really good towards the end as they finally start letting go and oh wait, the dude pulls out... what for? A blowjob? Oh yeah, passionless head so the dude can cum in the girls face, never seen that one before! This is quite possibly another thing that dudes enjoy, but for me a major turn on is a man cumming inside a girl whether he has a condom on or not, it's the passion and the release into a girls body, it's awesome. Swapping over last minute is about as awkward and unsexy as putting a condom on in the heat of the moment. And although I like cum, on film cum doesn't look as hot as it does in real life, as I am looking from the girls side, as much as I love giving head and I do like to be cum on, it's just not that sexy for me to watch.

I really like anal porn, and one thing I hate is when the girl doesn't look very lubed up. Possibly because I know the importance of lube, it just makes me cringe. I mean I'm sure she is lubed up, but really with anal there should be enough that on film it wouldn't look dry. Surely a dry ass isn't fun for anyone. I also find the whole gaping thing can be pretty weird.

I think a lot of things that I find unattractive are because I'm quite knowledgable in the sex department and I know full well what feels good and actually works in practise and what doesn't. I know good sex and when I see really obviously fake stuff where the girl clearly isn't enjoying herself and the guy doesn't seem to be enjoying it much either it really does put me off, even if they fake in a way that most men would enjoy. A lot of the things that I find off putting are partly because I know what it feels like from the girls side and often go "ouch!" and cringe when watching porn, which is something that I imagine most men wouldn't think so much about. Because pretty much all porn is directed for a male audience it means there are regularly moments where I cringe, though I enjoy porn, it's one of the reasons I tend to stick to my imagination, I swear a lot of porn/searching around for porn leaves me half feeling turned on and half feeling very turned off and a little bit disturbed. It's like they have a super sexy moment and then a really not sexy moment, and then another sex moment, and on it goes!
 
Kissing!

-When 60% of the porn is kissing.
-When the guy stops licking/fucking the girl to kiss her. What the FUCK is that?!

A bit kissing before before sex is cool in moderation. By all means kiss her mouth, neck, and then pussy before you fuck her but DO NOT START INITIATING A MAKEOUT SESSION MID-SEX THAT SHIT DRIVES ME MAD! FUCK HER FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS IS PORN I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ROMANTIC SHIT!

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Oh one more thing I just thought of...

I'm not ALWAYS into facials, but either way, I HATE it when a good video wraps up with 5 minutes of a guy jerking himself off and a girl sitting there mouth hanging open looking bored as shit. I don't watch porn to watch a guy jerk off. If the plan is to end it on her face or in her mouth, push things right to the end, or at least do some video editing and take out the 10 minutes of solo jacking and get to the business.
 
TKLovely said:
Destroyed vaginas.

I can't stand to see a pair of cow tongues staring back at me. Time to retire, boo boo.

:angry-banghead:
Sex does not change the way a vulva looks. Lots and lots and lots of sex will never effect the way a pussy appears outwardly. It especially will never change the size of the labia, which seems to be what you're referencing here.

WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THIS DUMB CRAP FROM I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.
 
NoelleBright said:
TKLovely said:
Destroyed vaginas.

I can't stand to see a pair of cow tongues staring back at me. Time to retire, boo boo.

:angry-banghead:
Sex does not change the way a vulva looks. Lots and lots and lots of sex will never effect the way a pussy appears outwardly. It especially will never change the size of the labia, which seems to be what you're referencing here.

WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THIS DUMB CRAP FROM I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Lots of people do not know some obscenity laws require nude photos to be censored, and do not know people naturally come in more than one style.
 
NoelleBright said:
TKLovely said:
Destroyed vaginas.

I can't stand to see a pair of cow tongues staring back at me. Time to retire, boo boo.

:angry-banghead:
Sex does not change the way a vulva looks. Lots and lots and lots of sex will never effect the way a pussy appears outwardly. It especially will never change the size of the labia, which seems to be what you're referencing here.

WHERE DO PEOPLE GET THIS DUMB CRAP FROM I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.


Yep. We need to get this printed on business cards to hand out or SOMETHING.
 
TKLovely said:
I thought this was a place to state our opinions. Apparently not. Consider me informed.

I think that we also try to be pretty sex and body positive. Of course this is totally a thread about stating your opinion but it's always nice to try to be respectful of other body types. Obviously you're entitled to your opinion but there are ways to say things that are not so sex/body shaming. :twocents-02cents:

EDIT: Seriously not attacking you or anything, just kind of trying to share a point of view!
 
TKLovely said:
I thought this was a place to state our opinions. Apparently not. Consider me informed.

No one ever said you can't state your opinion.
But calling a vagina "destroyed" and needing to "retire" based off of the size of it's labia (which is determined by genetics, not sexual activity) is rude and insensitive.
It's really the kind of misinformation that needs to not be spread.

:thumbleft:
 
TKLovely said:
Ok. I apologize for that. But I was serious about the "consider me informed" comment I didn't know that.

Sex ed was non-existent in my town.

Actually most people lack this education. What I think is so ridiculous is if a woman is in a relationship she may have sex every day of the week. Chances are she'll average several times a week if she's young (not to do with age, just there's less chance of the relationship having been going on for a long time meaning less chance they'll stay in a sexless relationship), I have never heard anyone implying that a woman in a relationship will be loose/worn down there, yet I hear countless times both men and women implying a woman will be loose if she's single and still having sex, even though she'll probably average at having sex maybe once a month if that. How does having sex make a woman loose of change her pussy?! Don't know if anyone realised this, but vagina's are designed to be fucked... They're also designed to fit a baby through it and (oh my god!) the woman can still have sex and her vagina can go back to normal again. Amazingly biology has created them to serve their purpose without falling apart.
It's kind of like someone saying because a man's penis is bent/not perfectly straight that it's because he wanks too much or has too much/too little sex.

It is something that bothers a lot of women who are educated in this matter, because it's a form of slut shaming. I know you didn't mean it that way, but be careful of things you say, we hear much of this thing from people, people casually slut shaming not even realising that's what they're doing. It's a good idea to try and be careful about voicing this mentality. This may be a place you can say your opinions, but it doesn't mean that every opinion is ok to voice, or will go unquestioned.
 
paige_orion said:
I have trouble watching girl/girl porn, unless it is amateur. I effing loooooove ladies, but when it comes to more professional porn, I have trouble watching girl/girl, because it feels so forced. What gets me is the sound.

I get really turned on by sound, more so than visuals - the noises and moans and gasps and sighs people make when they are genuinely in the moment and enjoying themselves and having fun. I like the passion, and I pick up reaaaaally quick when that passion is being faked. And nothing kills my lady-boner faster than that. I hear it a lot more in g/g porn than anything else.

Whether it be porn involving b/g, b/b, g/g, or group, I need it to sound real and fun!

Thiiiis. That & seeing really long nails, fake or not in lesbian porn. Rough fingering + a manicure from the depths of Hell = me getting less and less turned on while cringing at how uncomfortable the lady being fingered/fisted must be. :?
 
TittySprinkles said:
paige_orion said:
I have trouble watching girl/girl porn, unless it is amateur. I effing loooooove ladies, but when it comes to more professional porn, I have trouble watching girl/girl, because it feels so forced. What gets me is the sound.

I get really turned on by sound, more so than visuals - the noises and moans and gasps and sighs people make when they are genuinely in the moment and enjoying themselves and having fun. I like the passion, and I pick up reaaaaally quick when that passion is being faked. And nothing kills my lady-boner faster than that. I hear it a lot more in g/g porn than anything else.

Whether it be porn involving b/g, b/b, g/g, or group, I need it to sound real and fun!

Thiiiis. That & seeing really long nails, fake or not in lesbian porn. Rough fingering + a manicure from the depths of Hell = me getting less and less turned on while cringing at how uncomfortable the lady being fingered/fisted must be. :?

This is one of mine too.
I especially can't stand manicures where they put actual 3 dimensional objects on their nails, like plastic bows or pearls or hello kitty faces or whatever. Any time I see a girl with her manicure like that fingerbang herself or someone else all I can think is
"Omg..it's gonna come off. It's definitely gonna come off. She's gonna pull her fingers out and those bows are gonna be GONE" :?
 
I really don't like "pro porn" anymore, I would much rather watch the amateur stuff. I really dislike trashy music through the whole video, it would be better played in an elevator and I am pretty sure real people don't listen to that music out of choice! I also don't like the fake-ness, I want to see a couple having sex, having fun, not being directed.

Oh last thing which annoys me...camera flashes.

So now I mainly stick to the amateur stuff or read erotica. :-D
 
Personally I cannot watch the homemade, sensual, bad lighting and quality porn. The porn HAS to be HD, I barely make acceptions. It's funny to read that a lot of you prefer the home made stuff.

Also, I HATE kissing in porn. Omg total mood killer! I don't want to see how much the couple is in love, I want to see the girl get pounded and move on lol. I'm crazy, I know. I also am so over foreplay in porn. I don't need to see a ten minute scene of a girl giving a blowjob.
 
Bocefish said:
Take the damn clothes off already!

It's porn, not a flippin' lingerie show.

People want to see nekkid bodies, tits and ass... NOT bras and panties slid aside for 75% of it.

Not all the time. Especially when the porn is billed as a Schoolgirl or sexy nurse or cheerleader etc and the first thing that happens is they take off the clothes that make them look like a schoolgirl or sexy nurse or cheerleader. Then you are just watching every other porn out there.
 
Women with loads of surgery, bombastic, large operated boobs, ass or lips. I mean, sex will always be hot, but makes me go meh... As mentioned somewhere else, I prefer natural. I prefer amateurish to that... The only mainstream porn actress that makes me go wow might be Jenni Lee... I dunno if she got surgery, but if she did, surely I'd have liked her better before, then...
 
Music bothers me too. I was flicking through the amateur section a while ago and this couple were going at it with itunes clearly on shuffle, and I could ALMOST ignore the music until Cotton Eye Joe came on.

And they just kept going. Like I honestly think if that came on when I was having sex I'd be in tears laughing and definitely couldn't keep going but they managed, kind of admirably. I still couldn't turn it off, just sort of watched in horror haha.
 
I'm not a porn fan at all.. it all feels so foced and fake to me..

I just wished they would get people together, and let them have sex, like they normally would, though i wonder if it would ever be as natural, since everyone would be kinda nervous?
No weird positions, no sounds they other wise wouldn't make.. just people having sex

I'm pretty sure i'm alone in this... but i love having music on when having sex, therefor i like music in porn too :)

also..

mutantdonut said:
I can't stand when the camera man starts talking to the couple who's fucking. :?

THIS VERY MUCH! it makes me really uncomfortable...
Gets even worse if the camera man is filming a solo girl and starts to 'help' with his hands or something.. :crybaby:
 
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