Boner/Lady Boner killers while watching porn?

[Shutterbuck]

Average people don't wear shoes while they fuck.

Soooo... does that make me above average???

 

[Red7227]

anal.

Really? Was that before or after Awesome Kate deflowered your ass? I suspect there was less screaming when the hindenburg caught fire.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

I may be in the super minority here but... cumshots to the mouth and face. It grosses me the fuck out. I don't like seeing girls eat cum, it makes me want to vomit thinking about all the shots they show of girls holding it in their mouth, letting it drip, gargling with it, making bubbles.

It really disgusts me.

You forgot about when the guy comes in a cup or spoon and the girl eats it....I know some people like that, and Im not judging but good god does it gross me out D:

 

[AmberCutie]

I may be in the super minority here but... cumshots to the mouth and face. It grosses me the fuck out. I don't like seeing girls eat cum, it makes me want to vomit thinking about all the shots they show of girls holding it in their mouth, letting it drip, gargling with it, making bubbles.

It really disgusts me.

You forgot about when the guy comes in a cup or spoon and the girl eats it....I know some people like that, and Im not judging but good god does it gross me out D:

:sad2:

 

[VeeValencia]

I HATE the b-hole gape. We shouldn't have to see that much of someone :sad1:

The big heels and long nails? How did it become a thing in the first place and why it keeps being a thing?
I'm really puzzled

Porn makes it look way too commonplace for girls to have sex while wearing huge high heels. Average people don't wear shoes while they fuck.

I did it once(because some boys are silly)... and I was absolutely terrified. I was completely convinced I was going to injure the poor guy. It's stupid and scary.

 

[Kunra9]

I'm not much of a foot guy at all, but if a girl is going to wear footwear during sex, I think it's way cuter to have a pair of sneakers on.

But I think overall I simply prefer NAKED. Just take all your fucking clothes off already.

 

[Reitas]

The only mainstream porn actress that makes me go wow might be Jenni Lee... I dunno if she got surgery, but if she did, surely I'd have liked her better before, then...

Off topic and I dont know it this is allowed but Jenni Lee started camming on MFC recently, like a week ago I think http://profiles.myfreecams.com/TheJenniLee and yeah she has had surgery done. This might have been better suited as a PM just thought you might be intrested.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

I didn't read through the whole thread so I don't know if these two were mentioned.
Guys who have big dicks and no balls. It looks so unproportionate and weird to me. (no offense to anyone with lil raisins )
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy and they show him from behind, exposing his hairy, wrinkly, butthole. GROSS.

 

[mutantdonut]

I'm not much of a foot guy at all, but if a girl is going to wear footwear during sex, I think it's way cuter to have a pair of sneakers on.

But I think overall I simply prefer NAKED. Just take all your fucking clothes off already.

I'm completely with you on that. I prefer nakedness all the way down to the bare foot. No stockings or knee high socks. Occasionally i find it distracting when the starlet still has high heels on during sex. Sometimes i imagine she'll accidentally jab the guy with the heel.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

I HATE the b-hole gape. We shouldn't have to see that much of someone :sad1:

The big heels and long nails? How did it become a thing in the first place and why it keeps being a thing?
I'm really puzzled

Porn makes it look way too commonplace for girls to have sex while wearing huge high heels. Average people don't wear shoes while they fuck.

I did it once(because some boys are silly)... and I was absolutely terrified. I was completely convinced I was going to injure the poor guy. It's stupid and scary.

Wearing high heels limits the positions you can do by like 80%. I don't get it.

And "hooker nails" I don't get, either. Do they get them so they can rub their clit and scratch their ass at the same time???

 

[eyeteach]

Hmmm, where to start? Talent glancing at the camera; moaning the same words over a thousand times (OH FUCK! OH GOD! OH FUCK! Oh God...Oh fuck...oh god <looks at camera> ooohhh what was the line? Oh yeah, OH FUCK!); stacked heels, c'mon girls how do y'all so much as walk in them things much less screw like bunny rabbits? The hairy, brown ass hole...shudders big time. Cropping out facial expressions.

Maybe I'm weird but those are a few for me.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Fake, squeaky voices.