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Just_mark__ said:
hahahha, that made me laugh out loud lots.
Foreign basic freeloaders asking me to type JUST for them? Uhm, no. But I guess I should've thanked them for such a great line, I use it all the time as a joke.
does this smell like chloroform?
you look like you would be fun to tie up.
there are a few more that I have heard in the last month or so, but those stand out the most.
you look like you would be fun to tie up.
there are a few more that I have heard in the last month or so, but those stand out the most.
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"I want to push my cock in your pussy and have it come out your mouth"
Um... you do realize that's impossible, right?
OH! Cheesiest, not weirdest... okay...
"Have some irish in you?"
"yeah"
"Want some more"
I actually get this all the time. I think it's how the camera makes my hair look red.
Um... you do realize that's impossible, right?
OH! Cheesiest, not weirdest... okay...
"Have some irish in you?"
"yeah"
"Want some more"
I actually get this all the time. I think it's how the camera makes my hair look red.
"Sorry I haven't said anything in the last few days, I was trying to figure out if you are real"
It was from a guy that came to my room a few times and never said a word. He is telling me romantic stuff everyday now :mrgreen:
It was from a guy that came to my room a few times and never said a word. He is telling me romantic stuff everyday now :mrgreen:
nice shoes wanna fuck!
Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a cock
Your dad must have been a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a cock
"You're pretty good looking, but you'd be better looking with my cock in your mouth."
"What's for desert? Cake or cock, and we're all out of cake."
"What's for desert? Cake or cock, and we're all out of cake."
This thread looks like it may have died a bit but hey, why not, I'll add something 
"Hey bb, show me your sex."
this one made the room lol
"Hey bb, show me your sex."
this one made the room lol
LadyBakes said:
They're not always 'foreigners', though. :-D I get quite a few basics and guests who ask me to type -just for them- because they "don't have sound". (yeah right dude. You're at work. Admit it.)
Sure. I'm totally going to start typing and annoying everyone else because you (who will never tip me anyway) want to know my answer to your stupid, messed up questions.
Sorry if this sounds aggressive, but I just don't understand the nerve that some people have.
Back to topic xD
Can't think of anything "cheesy" off the top of my head, to be honest. Maybe I'm not the kind of girl that guys actually spend time thinking up a pick up line for ^^
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a few weeks ago i got, 'i'll be the thunder in your asshole bb'
??!?
??!?
The worst one i've ever seen in a room was
Guy Have you got pet insurance?
Model? No why?
Guy: Cos I wanna destroy your pussy..
I was actually quite embarrased for him and the silence that followed!
Guy Have you got pet insurance?
Model? No why?
Guy: Cos I wanna destroy your pussy..
I was actually quite embarrased for him and the silence that followed!
Hey BB! Feel like a fuck?...No, well mind laying down while I have one.
Can I smell your feet? No, it must be your pussy that smells then.
And that last 1 I used that actually worked, want to have a fuck and then go out to dinner/dancing? (we had been friends prior to this for about 3 yrs though).
Can I smell your feet? No, it must be your pussy that smells then.
And that last 1 I used that actually worked, want to have a fuck and then go out to dinner/dancing? (we had been friends prior to this for about 3 yrs though).
This one is one of my own. It's cheesy and I use it often. It's tongue in cheek.
"Damn, you're so hot you're making my lemonade hard."
"Damn, you're so hot you're making my lemonade hard."
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"You must've fell from heaven, cause you look like an angel"
and the other angel lines...
"Do your arms hurt?"
"No."
"Thought they would be sore from flying in from heaven"
"did it hurt?"
"what?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
*guy keeps looking at the woman's back until she confronts him*
"What are you doing?"
"I'm looking for where you hide your wings!"
Come to think of it, despite never having been to a bar, and going to an all-women's college, somehow between graduating high school and starting camming (about... uh... 6 or 7 years) I've had ALL of those.
Where do I find these guys?
"Ever done (insert nationality/sex position/foreplay move)?"
"Nope"
"Want to?"
ADDED:
From high school
Guy poking his head out of the closet while the teacher is gone
"psst, come here, I want to show you something"
"What is it?"
"Just come here"
(I didn't fall for it... most gullible person on the planet and I didn't fall for it O.O)
"I know what you're thinking right now."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Then what am I thinking?"
"That I can't possibly know what you're thinking"
"wanna hang?"
"where?"
"Off my cock?"
and the other angel lines...
"Do your arms hurt?"
"No."
"Thought they would be sore from flying in from heaven"
"did it hurt?"
"what?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"
*guy keeps looking at the woman's back until she confronts him*
"What are you doing?"
"I'm looking for where you hide your wings!"
Come to think of it, despite never having been to a bar, and going to an all-women's college, somehow between graduating high school and starting camming (about... uh... 6 or 7 years) I've had ALL of those.
Where do I find these guys?
"Ever done (insert nationality/sex position/foreplay move)?"
"Nope"
"Want to?"
ADDED:
From high school
Guy poking his head out of the closet while the teacher is gone
"psst, come here, I want to show you something"
"What is it?"
"Just come here"
(I didn't fall for it... most gullible person on the planet and I didn't fall for it O.O)
"I know what you're thinking right now."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Then what am I thinking?"
"That I can't possibly know what you're thinking"
"wanna hang?"
"where?"
"Off my cock?"
I've seen this one before: "I put the STD in Stud, all that's missing is u."
This is another of my originals: "I walk by this pet shop every day and there's this adorable kitten in the window. I call it Gonorrhea because if I had it I would give it to you."
This is another of my originals: "I walk by this pet shop every day and there's this adorable kitten in the window. I call it Gonorrhea because if I had it I would give it to you."
I always get:
'bb your blow job video is that a real dick or a dildo?'
'its a dildo'
'well I can volunteer my cock next time you wanna make another video bb'
'bb your blow job video is that a real dick or a dildo?'
'its a dildo'
'well I can volunteer my cock next time you wanna make another video bb'
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