Daily Thoughts

[emptiedglass]

Initially when I first saw the site, I thought it was legitimate, as I'm 40+ hours ahead of the US, and Aprils fools day is over here. Well played Jawbs!

Forty whole hours ahead of the US, huh?

Maybe he's on a secret moon base we don't know about?

Nah, just a Vortex Manipulator fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.

 

[AdmnMatt]

Initially when I first saw the site, I thought it was legitimate, as I'm 40+ hours ahead of the US, and Aprils fools day is over here. Well played Jawbs!

Forty whole hours ahead of the US, huh?

I like to exaggerate okay 15 hours! It's still a lot! I'm just too lazy to add the up the numbers right then and there

 

[RogueWarrior]

Like mom's spaghetti, I just wanted to see if anyone, like mom's spaghetti, could spot the real like mom's spaghetti.

 

[morment]

I don't know if it's been there the entire day or not, but I just noticed the spaghetti pic in the bottom right corner :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

I don't know if it's been there the entire day or not, but I just noticed the spaghetti pic in the bottom right corner :lol:

I never noticed it

 

[Anonymous]

All these new reality shows...

They got a new one out called Preachers' Daughters (the daughters rebelling against their overprotective, religious fathers). And now I just saw a commercial for one about tattoo competitions. And this woman who just looked at her finished tattoo blurts out "This is not what I wanted!" Damn, that would SUCK.....

 

[Rose]

I just made the most mouth watering, moist salmon steak ever. :drool: Goodness do I food! I wish I had more because I'd totally eat a second one right now, lol.

 

[RedGrapefruit]

So very happy about this:

 

[Nadeja]

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Every time I see someone in a models room make the comment '2450 hard cocks fapping to you right now, how does that make you feel BB?' I just want to respond "It makes her feel jipped so many losers feel compelled to point out a number not only her, but all 2450 members can see on their screen, instead of tipping her for 'your fucking hard cock.'"

So far I've managed to hold my tongue. :?

 

[Rose]

Bipolar weather is annoying and dumb. One minute it's pouring and black outside and the next it's moist and sunny.....

"If you hate the weather in Tennessee, go inside, wait 5 minutes and then come back out." No shit....Whoever originally said that wasn't kidding. I have a love/hate relationship with my state.

 

[LailaBaise]

Muuuuuuum! :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Muuuuuuum! :lol:

Now that was some funny shit right there. I'm still laughing. :lol:

 

[southsamurai]

i tried that with my mom once. got the same response. from the same woman that i told that gullible sounds like green beans if you say it really slow and she then spent five minutes saying it reallly slow and said, no it doesnt.

 

[Anonymous]

HAHA...his mom is awesome. :lol:

 

[Nordling]

:lol: They could build an entire situation comedy around that scene. lol

 

[camstory]

Muuuuuuum! :lol:

Now that was some funny shit right there. I'm still laughing. :lol:

My exact thought word for word. :lol:

 

[Rose]

I love the sunshine and warm weather! :dance:

 

[LadyLuna]

It's freezing in my apartment! I was supposed to be on cam half an hour ago, but I can't take my shower until my apartment warms up!

Oh well, back to working on my website I guess.

mmm coding...

 

[emptiedglass]

So. As New Year's resolutions, there were a few things I promised myself I would do. Here we are a little more than a quarter of the way through the year, and I'm proud to have just crossed a second item off that list.

 

[amberleaf]

I've lost half a stone without trying too hard. My asshole brother rigged the scales on April Fools to piss me off. It worked. I smacked him one but, it transpires that I've lost weight so, YES!

 

[emptiedglass]

All alone is all we are...

 

[bud9752]

 

[Jillybean]

This is the best, ever!

 

[VenPerv2]

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

 

[JordanBlack]

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

NEIN NEIN NEIN!

 

[Anonymous]

*I hope you're not eating*

If I could just get this damn phlegm outta my throat once and for all, I won't have to keep making throat noises all the time, and I'll be sooo happy.

 

[bud9752]

just a few days late

 

[HAL9K]

Why do the cashiers at Walmart look at me funny when I buy lube, a tennis racket, blank DVD's, and a straw hat? Oh I forgot to mention I was wearing pink hot pants at the time. :shhh: It's the only way to fit in at Walmart.

 

[MrTrenchcoat]

I sincerely hope I didn't give a bad impression to the gentlemen I met tonight. I may need them to give me a job in the future.

On a semi-related note, Leffe Brune is fucking delicious. Especially after Hoegaarden.