A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
was afraid she might have something wrong with her
so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off arr your crose." The woman did as she
was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,
what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
your ass."
had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
was afraid she might have something wrong with her
so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off arr your crose." The woman did as she
was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,
what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
your ass."
