Epic quotes in Amber's chat room

[galactic6]

Creepy_Uncle: Amber you ever slap down a homeless man with those fun bags?

 

[Mikeythegeek]

From Jawbs

tinyfrog: what the hell is this fragile flower crap. every man bleeds when they try taking 2 cocks in the ass

 

[Mikeythegeek]

This nearly made Amber spit out the water that she was drinking.

omarmoto: show me your toilet

 

[Mikeythegeek]

khalid23: HAVE JOU ARE A DILDO

khalid23: I LIKE OR TWO GIRL OR DILDO WHEN SEE IN HERE PUSY

khalid23: can jou see jour pusy for me

khalid23: jou are hot so

TheDevil777: YoU bEfoRe TaLk thInK

khalid23: show jour pusyy

khalid23: keep jour fingers slowly in jour hot pusy

 

[AngelNery]

:lol: Oh gosh, i recognize most of them. I,ll post next time. I also saw members going into rooms, and posting the same stuff in every room. Probably trying hard to get a ban?! Looking for how the model will react, as sometimes this is how they will get noticed.

 

[Mirra]

everest88: my juice almost to shoot out now

 

[LaLaLand_xD]

more funny than epic but I like Amber's response

BillySol: wow, where'd you get those tits?
AmberCutie: i grew them myself

 

[Mikeythegeek]

more funny than epic but I like Amber's response

BillySol: wow, where'd you get those tits?
AmberCutie: i grew them myself

Brilliant!

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Cypher_17: I have an ipad i dont give a fuck

 

[SatanJonez]

more funny than epic but I like Amber's response

BillySol: wow, where'd you get those tits?
AmberCutie: i grew them myself

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Enon]

"I can't feel my feet." -Amber after Tip-O-Geddon '010

 

[Anonymous]

One of my recent bans (last week) posted this on my profile. Lulz!!

Posted by Lews_Therin69: July 15, 2010
You are a dirty cunt that is too stupid to finish school. Those big saggy tits of yours will run to your knees and then what?????? I have fucking idiot cunts!

Evidently he has fucking idiot cunts. Sounds worse than crabs! Hope there's a cure for that.

You. are. my. heroine.

 

[Jebbaz]

"I can't feel my feet." -Amber after Tip-O-Geddon '010

That one made me laugh quite hard, :lol:

 

[LilyPink]

more funny than epic but I like Amber's response

BillySol: wow, where'd you get those tits?
AmberCutie: i grew them myself

I say that lots too! Yay for us :headbang:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

The dumbass of the night for October 13, with some additional related chat

Alex00322: Hey Amber, can you zoom in on your mole?
Alex00322: I really like moles
Alex00322: your leg mole
Alex00322: please
Alex00322: Pleeease babe
Alex00322: moley
Alex00322: Show me your moleymole
(after Amber moved towards the monitor)
RoyDivision: too late you just showed it accidentally
Alex00322: THERE IT IS
Alex00322: GETTING CLOSER
Alex00322: Just came in my pants
(after Amber showed her differently shaped nipples)
Alex00322: why is it screwed up?
Amber (talking, so may not be an exact quote): because I was born that way and I didn't say they were screwed up
Alex00322: You said it not me
Alex00322: I was just asking
Alex00322: you said it not me
(Amber asks if anyone thinks he should be banned and many say yes)
Alex00322: no goddess
Alex00322: Goddess of love and moles
Alex00322: don't ban me
(more argument about the screwed up comment)
Alex00322: YOU SAID IT FIRST GODDESS
Alex00322: I'm sorry goddess of love and moles. Please forgive me.
Mikeythegeek: Alex, save your ass from the ban... tip
Amber (talking): he has no tokens, Mikey
Alex00322: I like your big vagina
Mikeythegeek: oh... and he was begging for something... yeah... (Amberhammer emote)
Alex00322: Mikey do you have any moles I can see?
Alex00322: can i see your third nipple?
Alex00322: i bet it looks a little liek a mole
(Amber says enough is too much, says he's getting banned)
Alex00322: Bye fat lady

What a moron.

And inb4 mole discussion- I don't have any moles.

 

[Jebbaz]

The dumbass of the night for October 13, with some additional related chat

Alex00322: Hey Amber, can you zoom in on your mole?
Alex00322: I really like moles
Alex00322: your leg mole
Alex00322: please
Alex00322: Pleeease babe
Alex00322: moley
Alex00322: Show me your moleymole
(after Amber moved towards the monitor)
RoyDivision: too late you just showed it accidentally
Alex00322: THERE IT IS
Alex00322: GETTING CLOSER
Alex00322: Just came in my pants
(after Amber showed her differently shaped nipples)
Alex00322: why is it screwed up?
Amber (talking, so may not be an exact quote): because I was born that way and I didn't say they were screwed up
Alex00322: You said it not me
Alex00322: I was just asking
Alex00322: you said it not me
(Amber asks if anyone thinks he should be banned and many say yes)
Alex00322: no goddess
Alex00322: Goddess of love and moles
Alex00322: don't ban me
(more argument about the screwed up comment)
Alex00322: YOU SAID IT FIRST GODDESS
Alex00322: I'm sorry goddess of love and moles. Please forgive me.
Mikeythegeek: Alex, save your ass from the ban... tip
Amber (talking): he has no tokens, Mikey
Alex00322: I like your big vagina
Mikeythegeek: oh... and he was begging for something... yeah... (Amberhammer emote)
Alex00322: Mikey do you have any moles I can see?
Alex00322: can i see your third nipple?
Alex00322: i bet it looks a little liek a mole
(Amber says enough is too much, says he's getting banned)
Alex00322: Bye fat lady

What a moron.

And inb4 mole discussion- I don't have any moles.

but... I wanna see your third nipple

 

[mistahbah]

 

[AmberCutie]

The dumbass of the night for October 13, with some additional related chat

Alex00322: Hey Amber, can you zoom in on your mole?
Alex00322: I really like moles
Alex00322: your leg mole
Alex00322: please
Alex00322: Pleeease babe
Alex00322: moley
Alex00322: Show me your moleymole
(after Amber moved towards the monitor)
RoyDivision: too late you just showed it accidentally
Alex00322: THERE IT IS
Alex00322: GETTING CLOSER
Alex00322: Just came in my pants
(after Amber showed her differently shaped nipples)
Alex00322: why is it screwed up?
Amber (talking, so may not be an exact quote): because I was born that way and I didn't say they were screwed up
Alex00322: You said it not me
Alex00322: I was just asking
Alex00322: you said it not me
(Amber asks if anyone thinks he should be banned and many say yes)
Alex00322: no goddess
Alex00322: Goddess of love and moles
Alex00322: don't ban me
(more argument about the screwed up comment)
Alex00322: YOU SAID IT FIRST GODDESS
Alex00322: I'm sorry goddess of love and moles. Please forgive me.
Mikeythegeek: Alex, save your ass from the ban... tip
Amber (talking): he has no tokens, Mikey
Alex00322: I like your big vagina
Mikeythegeek: oh... and he was begging for something... yeah... (Amberhammer emote)
Alex00322: Mikey do you have any moles I can see?
Alex00322: can i see your third nipple?
Alex00322: i bet it looks a little liek a mole
(Amber says enough is too much, says he's getting banned)
Alex00322: Bye fat lady

What a moron.

And inb4 mole discussion- I don't have any moles.

Ahh I am so glad you posted that. It's even funnier the 2nd read through. Moleymole. :lol:

 

[Mirra]

Ahh I am so glad you posted that. It's even funnier the 2nd read through. Moleymole. :lol:

 

[bawksy]

Cypher_17: im so young even my ballsack isnt wrinkly

 

[Mikeythegeek]

After Amber logged off for the night, due to more tummy pain

johny11971: SHE HAS GONE OFF TO SEX.

 

[KeiiSweet]

Just checking after Friday Night. I'm in the clear.

 

[Mirra]

Lack of memory of just what you may or may not have said there, Keii?

 

[KeiiSweet]

Lack of memory of just what you may or may not have said there, Keii?

Nope I reread all my archives. Sadly I know what I said. It was fun though.

 

[AmberCutie]

Lack of memory of just what you may or may not have said there, Keii?

Nope I reread all my archives. Sadly I know what I said. It was fun though.

Keii's drunk Friday reminded me of Enon's Red Wine night! :lol:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Lack of memory of just what you may or may not have said there, Keii?

Nope I reread all my archives. Sadly I know what I said. It was fun though.

Keii's drunk Friday reminded me of Enon's Red Wine night! :lol:

Damn, I was hoping I could provide the embarrassment for Keii but my chat archives have nothing after 7:30 that night and I was on until around 10pm.

 

[RoyDivision]

He didn't really type anything embarrassing. Just a lot of mostly incoherent stuff in chat and on twitter which made me laugh quite a bit.

 

[AmberCutie]

He didn't really type anything embarrassing. Just a lot of mostly incoherent stuff in chat and on twitter which made me laugh quite a bit.

Keep in mind that Keii is on my friend list, so he can PM me... :lol:

 

[RoyDivision]

He didn't really type anything embarrassing. Just a lot of mostly incoherent stuff in chat and on twitter which made me laugh quite a bit.

Keep in mind that Keii is on my friend list, so he can PM me... :lol:

Interesting...

 

[Mirra]

RoyDivision: gall bladder is just bile storage
bawksy: sort of like the lounge
Mirra: That is the best analogy ever
Mirra: The lounge is like a Gall Bladder. Not the source of the Bile but it hangs out there a lot.



Roy and bawksy totally inspired me.