Epic quotes in Amber's chat room

[Mikeythegeek]

SmellTheGlove: will you have my abortion?

 

[Mikeythegeek]

afred69: wuts [fapping]?? (he corrected himself shortly after, so I edited his line here)
ultimate78: nice body
ultimate78: wowthats a phat ass
afred69: gf fucks 4 nutin
ultimate78: awesome baby
ultimate78: how bout a sexy turn ?
Vanwe: shhh ult, tip and enjoy
ultimate78: wooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo
afred69: show sum pink
afred69: ohhhhhhhhh yea
afred69: where did u learn how to dance ur the hottest girl ever
afred69: id do sick thngs 2 fuck u
ultimate78: mannnnnnnn very nice phat ass baby
ultimate78: shake it baby
afred69: how much 4 ass dildo hunn
ultimate78: smack it harder baby
ultimate78: nice now that i remebmer she didnt day hi to me i think
(Amber tells him not to be a whiny bitch about greetings)
afred69: ur the hottest in the world how much 4 u 2 fly 2 mass n fuck me
(Amber says about 30 billion tokens and asks if he can afford it)
afred69: i can actuallu
afred69: actually
Mikeythegeek: and I'm the queen of England, afred
jrod651: dude u cant even spell actually right...just saying...lol
afred69: is 10 bil enought i can afford w.e
Thanx4daWanx: You're probably prettier than her, Mikey
afred69: w.e 30 bill i can still how can i trust u
(Amber says that the question is how can she trust him)
ultimate78: can say hi to me baby ??????
(Amber tells him again not to whine)
ultimate78: slap some sense in me
yourwillcum: tip her 1billion tokens to prove how rich you are
afred69: i think 1 million cash wuld do it 4 ne1
jrod651: damn some of these fool need to sit back n enjoy the beauty wtf???
nirvana454: dude, give us a fucking break
Vanwe: you can have me for 1 million afred, just saying
Mikeythegeek: afred, either start with the tipping or GTFO... you're annoying and taking away from enjoying the show

afred69: im not tiping 1000 unless i c pink
Mikeythegeek: tip first, request second
afred69: fuck that
genericname01: swing the [banhammer]!
Mikeythegeek: if you want to see afred banned, tip 10 now
(a couple of ban emotes followed)

I quote the above lines because afred69 came back and said this after JohnnyAb superheroed to get Amber to her goal for the night

afred69: okay 4 real that dudes a fucking douche n needs 2 get sum real pussy u fucking loser

He was banned.

 

[schlmoe]

My recent faves:

One guy said: "Hey BOOBS BB" ...master of the obvious...

another asked: "skype for 672 tks?" I offered 673, 674, and 675...still waiting for a response.

And yesterday, some random guy thought it was a taped show (I guess) and kept asking Amber to give a shout-out to somebody named Sheldon. I guess holding up the "Suck A Pickle" sign 10 times wasn't enough evidence that it was live and not Memorex...

 

[Mikeythegeek]

My recent faves:

One guy said: "Hey BOOBS BB" ...master of the obvious...

another asked: "skype for 672 tks?" I offered 673, 674, and 675...still waiting for a response.

And yesterday, some random guy thought it was a taped show (I guess) and kept asking Amber to give a shout-out to somebody named Sheldon. I guess holding up the "Suck A Pickle" sign 10 times wasn't enough evidence that it was live and not Memorex...

Dude, I said that if it was video tape, Amber wouldn't hold up a sign saying suck a pickle right then and there. Then she held it up.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

knam: do you do skype shoes

What's skype shoes?

 

[ViruSphere]

Ambah was in the middle of a public pussy rub show with lotion when this happened:

Premium: "put a finger in plz"
Ambah: "One, I don't take requests without a tip. Two, NO."

*brief pause*

Ambah: "If you comment and I don't say anything, I either didn't see it or I'm ignoring you because you're an asshole."

 

[Mikeythegeek]

After a guy called Amber bb again

TwoInchTerror: wtf is bb? is that like some cyber faggy way of saying "baby"?

TwoInchTerror: that's gayer than richard simmons eating a corndog

 

[ScarletVixen]

TwoInchTerror: that's gayer than richard simmons eating a corndog

Best quote ever.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

After Amber went into a group show just now

PrinceWills: i am covered in butter and wearing only a verucca sock

 

[Mikeythegeek]

BBW_LUVR: i would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from!

 

[BarbieChuu]

After Amber went into a group show just now

PrinceWills: i am covered in butter and wearing only a verucca sock

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Mikeythegeek]

awesomebobx64: hi nice butt
awesomebobx64: let's be friends

 

[BullFrogBlues]

after ThePioneer tipped 1, 10, 100, 1000, 10000

08:38:33 PM ThePioneer: Wait theres one more

then bamm 100000

 

[bawksy]

ThePioneer: Wait theres one more

 

[Neudiin]

Amber says "I want to be in the top 20 at least once more this year"
ThePioneer - Challenge Accepted and this happened

 

[nzhere]

juggling some numbers here and comparing a few models

end of month
100th =200000 tokens minimum
40th =300000 tokens minimum

 

[Mikeythegeek]

ThePioneer: Wait theres one more

HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BIG FUCKIN' TIPS!

 

[Bocefish]

GADZOOKS!

Congrats Amber, Pioneer be da man!

 

[SoTxBob]

dont know about 'epic' necessarily :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

but.... at least a facepalm....

"bawksy: I took a massive nasty dump earlier, and there was nothing on the toilet paper afterwards. LIKE A BOSS."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[schlmoe]

dont know about 'epic' necessarily :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

but.... at least a facepalm....

"bawksy: I took a massive nasty dump earlier, and there was nothing on the toilet paper afterwards. LIKE A BOSS."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OH SHIT...you beat me to the punch.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

After Amber felt like she had a paper cut on her boob...

AmberCutie: Fucking accident prone bitch. (shaking her head and smiling has she said it)

 

[Mikeythegeek]

aim2pleaseem: hey shit tits

 

[AmberCutie]

Here is the complete collection of quotes from Neoboyfrench from last night in my chat. The line noted in red really made my night. :lol:

12:25:58 AM neoboyfrench: your nice ass mmmm
12:26:50 AM neoboyfrench: your nice skin white mmm
12:27:35 AM neoboyfrench: your hip too are sexy mmmm
12:29:31 AM neoboyfrench: your skin soft mmm
12:30:42 AM neoboyfrench: your nice nipple mmm
12:31:53 AM neoboyfrench: like you sex boy in your tits?
12:33:24 AM neoboyfrench: very much guys like girl by you mmm
12:35:24 AM neoboyfrench: because One love not the thin girls
12:36:25 AM neoboyfrench: One love the round girls mmmm
12:37:58 AM neoboyfrench: We have not envy to kiss a skeleton
12:39:30 AM neoboyfrench: you are not skeleton
12:43:40 AM neoboyfrench: mmmmmmmm
12:43:49 AM neoboyfrench: your nice eight mmm
12:47:45 AM neoboyfrench: in your position your pussy is nice mmm
12:53:52 AM neoboyfrench: you are on nice femelle mmmmm
12:58:42 AM neoboyfrench: On all fours mmmmm

 

[Vanessa Jade]

12:43:49 AM neoboyfrench: your nice eight mmm

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