Funny Sex Toys

[AlexLady]

So I was browsing my favorite sex toy site and saw that they added this;

http://www.edenfantasys.com/THE-EVA/adu ... -dvds-4603

The sheep is on top Inflatable Party Sheep designed to be the friend you’ve always needed, the love you have always dreamed of. It’s the little lamb you can love and will love you back. For all your sheep loving friends - bring out the beast in them. For centuries men the world over have known that a sheep is the next best thing to a woman. It is soft, sexy, and disease free!

Haha they also have a cow and a pig!


California Exotics' toys have always be low quality, and they're always making everything cheap they can to get money out of people who are new to sex toys, but this is the first creepy one.

 

[pyrite1965]

Ohh a pig too

JK

 

[AedanRayne]

I'd hit it.

 

[Mirra]

I'd hit it.

Like a piñata?

 

[Keithy]

Today on the new episode of Operation Repo they got a car that had a blow up doll in it. A fight between the owner of the car and his girlfriend ensued.
"You were ok with this and not I'm sick?"
"I was NEVER ok with this! Stop waving it around! There are Cameras!"

 

[SatanJonez]

I thought about captioning these, I've decided to let them speak for themselves.

..not really a sex toy. Still funny.

 

[AedanRayne]

Oh yeah! Followed by a good strap on fuck. That sheep needs to know what's up. :lol:

I'd hit it.

Like a piñata?

 

[Bocefish]

That's a li'l disturbing if ya ask me. I'll never understand foot fetishes. :snooty:

 

[LadyLuna]

O.O

I understand thinking a woman's foot is beautiful, but wanting to literally fuck it?

That's...

damn...

SHIT! We were just talking about in my room surgical implanting vagina's in other areas of the body... x.x (just as in a few times ago that i was on camera, which translates to at least a week ago, if not longer...)

 

[AluraCurvyBBW]

The count cockula is funny.. now gear it to both female and male mouths..there are communiities that would love it

The foot one... o_0

 

[LailaBaise]

I present the baby jesus butt plug from http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

The website is well worth a peek

 

[RufffRider]

I thought about captioning these, I've decided to let them speak for themselves.

..not really a sex toy. Still funny.

:shock: :?

 

[CamGirlsUnlimited]

This is from Dallas Novelty. lol.
They have a lot of "unique" toys!!

 

[SatanJonez]

I present the baby jesus butt plug from http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

The website is well worth a peek

Ahaha. I have the Jackhammer Jesus. Baby Jesus there looks a bit too big for my own fun, but still love the idea.

 

[gloriaden]

Exotic vibrators - some examples

others here
http://www.holytaco.com/12-ridiculous-v ... ally-exist
(best ones are from Japan no doubt, but this site doesnt have that many japanese ones)

cornbator

steampunk vibrator

guitar vibrator (connects to music)

bonaphone vibrator

bad talking vibrator

 

[Keithy]

Re: Exotic vibrators - some examples

Do these require Exotic Weapon Proficiency to use without penalty or are they covered by Simple or Martial WPs?

 

[gloriaden]

Re: Exotic vibrators - some examples

Do these require Exotic Weapon Proficiency to use without penalty or are they covered by Simple or Martial WPs?

no these count as magical items and all you need is the use magic item feat :lol:

 

[Runts]

Re: Exotic vibrators - some examples

What about the Vampire Dildo that you store in your fridge?

 

[KillerKunt]

Re: Exotic vibrators - some examples

LOL

 

[KillerKunt]

"Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady? Can’t choose? Get 2 tits, a pussy, pubes and a dick tip all in one! The strange thing here is the placement of pubis hair between the breasts. Even if you can get past that little oddity you still have the head of a cock placed between the tits to blow your mind, or really, you could just blow it."

 

[Jebbaz]

Bought the inflatable sheep as a gag gift for my brother's bachelor party. By the end of the night he was wearing it around. lol

Damn that was a fun night.

 

[AmbrosiaCer]

I think Tux just lost his innocence.

http://www.amazon.com/Big-Teaze-Penguin ... B001AQK558

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

Is it bad as soon as I saw baby jesus I thought of Frankie? LOL and that thing ^ is fucking creepy LOL...I still wanna get the zombie dildos...those rock!

Here's some I found that are cool

 

[AmberCutie]

I has merged the 2 similar topics for the greater good.

Also, I've always thought these toys were adorable. http://bigteazetoys.mybigcommerce.com/b ... 84%A2.html

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

on my last trip to the local sex store, i came across 2 very funny blow up dolls... i wish i still had the pics. there is a blowup doll that was completely see through and you could see all the organs. it was creepy... then there was an "area 51" sex doll which was an alien which was purple 3 titties on the front, 3 titties on the back. and few vags, one which was on its forehead. haha.

 

[KillerKunt]

on my last trip to the local sex store, i came across 2 very funny blow up dolls... i wish i still had the pics. there is a blowup doll that was completely see through and you could see all the organs. it was creepy... then there was an "area 51" sex doll which was an alien which was purple 3 titties on the front, 3 titties on the back. and few vags, one which was on its forehead. haha.

oh. oh. I got me the alien one. It says.. on the box "the aliens are cumming" hahalarious. I popped the shit outta it with my fuck machine one night. I want the see through one that would be cool. Those things are not really meant to be screwed. lol. suppose that is why they are considered a "novelty".

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

on my last trip to the local sex store, i came across 2 very funny blow up dolls... i wish i still had the pics. there is a blowup doll that was completely see through and you could see all the organs. it was creepy... then there was an "area 51" sex doll which was an alien which was purple 3 titties on the front, 3 titties on the back. and few vags, one which was on its forehead. haha.

oh. oh. I got me the alien one. It says.. on the box "the aliens are cumming" hahalarious. I popped the shit outta it with my fuck machine one night. I want the see through one that would be cool. Those things are not really meant to be screwed. lol. suppose that is why they are considered a "novelty".

haha really?! awesome.