Shutterbuck said:
Worst.
Scottish.
Accents.
Ever.
You ever hear a good Scottish accent?
Scottish Girlfriend: OHHH GIVES IT's TOO ME's you weaks stolley mounted pecker son of a goatherder! ME SWEETS DADDI's SO HOTTTS GIVE MEEEEE"S HARDERRRS! youse makes me cums likens a freight traaaaaains!
Scottish g/f : You manky basssstard nows I wants to eats me some crisps and spotted dick while ridings youse like a donkeys back to the marketssss placessss. Now gets me a pints o da Heavy so I can wash all this backks now!
Me: Yup, that's it ...I'm done...I think I'm permanently soft now...thanks...please don't crush my pelvis....AGAIN