I have a Star Wars fetish... Nerd Alert!

[MrRodry]

http://vivid.com/movie/star-wars-xxx-a-porn-parody/

 

[Poker_Babe]

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:dance: :dance: :dance:

 

[Poker_Babe]

sorry for the double post, but I just thought that his guy did a very good job putting this "alternate" scene for "Return of the Jedi" together.
Ben Kenobi tells Luke about his father Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader) with flashbacks

 

[MrRodry]

By Cisternas

 

[GemmaMarie]

How the fuck have I not seen this thread before!? I have a ginormous lady boner over this thread right now. I farking love Star Wars!

 

[Poker_Babe]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY EVERYONE!! ccasion9:

 

[eclipse76]

One of my favourite art model is a total Starwars nuts:

 

[Red7227]

Carrie fisher and her stunt double



Darth Talon?

 

[katymallory]

Here's my contribution, May the Fourth be with you :handgestures-salute:

 

[Crumb]

Happy Star Wars day

ZoeMadison was rockin slave Leia outfit today... I caught her a little late after the top came off.

 

[Red7227]

And a bit later..



And a bit later again dancing to MC hammer

 

[Poker_Babe]

I did the "Slave Leia" Hairdo tonight.

 

[Poker_Babe]

 

[EmelieSky]

My GOD P_B, can you link me a hair tutorial to do that? That's amazing!!

 

[Poker_Babe]

My GOD P_B, can you link me a hair tutorial to do that? That's amazing!!

http://pervertedstarwarsfetish.tumblr.com/post/22969695302/slave-leia-tutorial
(But I used hair extensions with mine because my hair wasn't as long as her's in the video)

 

[Poker_Babe]

 

[EmelieSky]

Poker Babe: YOU are my hero :blob8:

 

[Poker_Babe]

DoNotConsent got me these from my Amazon wishlist YAY!

 

[Candygirl3x]

http://www.heaven666.org/star-wars-porn-2a-64184.php

Tought about you lollll

 

[Rileyster]

I guess my avatar applies lol.. and here's a fuller, different version.

 

[Red7227]

As some of the girls on here are into this sort of thing - I'm looking at you Sophia - i though I would pull all of these out and put them in one place

 

[Red7227]

 

[Poker_Babe]

new pic

 

[Littlegringo]

This isn't quite the same but seemed like the best place to mention. When Tia_Fae and I got married, she didn't know what song the grooms and I would walk out to until she heard it when we walked out...

The Imperial March.

And she still married me! :dance:

Her and the bridesmaids thought it was awesome actually.

 

[Poker_Babe]

Sheila_Jewel and Me

 

[Poker_Babe]

 

[Poker_Babe]

Finally made my very own light saber dildo

 

[Poker_Babe]

re-posted from http://www.collthings.co.uk/2008/05/star-wars-sexual-innuendos-quotes.html

STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."


STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES

9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
8. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
7. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"


STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES

10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."

But of course, one of the best is: "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

And another bonus quotes:

Vader: "My son is with them."
Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."

May the Force be with you!

 

[Red7227]

 

[Poker_Babe]

Someone made this for me... thought it belonged here.