I wonder.....

[driverxtc]

I wonder.......

If...
How...
Why...
Where...
etc...

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[TacoBelle]

I wonder if the OP could add a bit of description...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I wonder.......

If...
How...
Why...
Where...
etc...

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I just realized I may have been living a somewhat demented life. My first thought upon reading 'I wonder' was the Fishy Fishy poem from Monty Python.


I wonder where that fish has gone.
You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
And it went wherever I did go.
Is it in the cupboard?
Yes! Yes! No!…
Wouldn’t you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.
And it went wherever I did go.
It’s behind the sofa!
Where can that fish be?
It is a most elusive fish!
And it went wherever I did go.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
That went wherever I did go.

 

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

I wonder...if old ppl are so slow, can we tape cheetahs to their backs to make them go faster?

If...I had a Jedi light saber could I cut Superman in half?

How...did Barney the dinosaur survive extinction?

Why...have we not discovered a dog translator, because I would really like to know why my dog lies at the foot of the bed and growls at nothing in the inky blackness of night and scares the shit out of me. Because I think she sees a serial killer in the dark.

Where...on earth would I publish my autobiography: " Lawndart: Not too sharp, but can cause A LOT of damage."

 

[LadyLuna]

I wonder if... there will ever be a day when we can acknowledge differences without feeling the need to rank them.

I wonder how... long it will take me to finish my novel.

I wonder why... it's so hard for people to take other people into account.

I wonder where... the missing socks go.

I wonder when... will we start solving certain major problems.

I wonder who... will finally spark the second American Revolution, and if it will be political, educational, social, or military.

I wonder what... it would be like to live in an undersea city.

 

[Poker_Babe]

I wonder if... that really is Bawksy in his MFC profile pics.

I wonder how... many chucks would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I wonder why... aren't asteroids called hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids called asteroids when asteroids are found in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids are found on your ass.

I wonder where... missing socks go too Luna.

I wonder when... there's no more room in Hell and the dead will walk the Earth.

I wonder who... actually goes out of their way to do random acts of kindness for total strangers.

I wonder what... it's gonna take for me to win the WSOP one day.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

The missing sock has been answered. From the book Sniglets by Rich Hall.
Sniglets* Words that don't appear in the dictionary, but should.

Hozone (ho' zohn) - n. The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.


Here's a few others examples, but they were really a series of books. They're where I learned I'm Aquadextrous.
http://bertc.com/subfour/truth/sniglets.htm

 

[driverxtc]

I wonder why people can be really STUPID....!

 

[Mirra]

I wonder who will stop the rain...

I wonder why I love bacon yet don't care for ham...

I wonder when I'll snap completely...

I wonder if anyone really knows what time it is...

I wonder if anyone really cares...

I wonder why there's no penalty for failing to obey the "slower traffic keep right" signs...

I wonder why Levi's changed my pockets on their 569s...

I wonder where I'm going...

I wonder when I'll get there...

I wonder who's on first base...

I wonder if I dozed off a little bit while typing this list...

 

[Shaun__]

I wonder why sucking is used as an insult.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

i wonder how long it will take for the inevitable ban and deletion of all his posts?

 

[morment]

I wonder what motivates people to go out of their way to troll people/forums they don't like instead of just avoiding them.

 

[LaceyRoyce]

I wonder why im so sleepy

 

[Rose]

I wonder if I can teach my dogs how to cook so I don't have to.

 

[morment]

I wonder if I can teach my dogs how to cook so I don't have to.

It'd probably be more difficult to teach them not to eat it themselves afterwards.

 

[Rose]

I wonder if I can teach my dogs how to cook so I don't have to.

It'd probably be more difficult to teach them not to eat it themselves afterwards.

It wouldn't last till afterwards. :lol: They'd eat it before they even started cooking it. Damn! Need a new plan.....

 

[morment]

It wouldn't last till afterwards. :lol: They'd eat it before they even started cooking it. Damn! Need a new plan.....

Good point. You'll figure out something.